Thread 213791856 - /tv/ [Archived: 111 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:47:38 PM No.213791856
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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They are not my friends.

Don't worry, no charge for them.

And, why would I want them?

They were trying to grab ya prize. They work for the mercenary, the Masketta Man.

Bane?

Aye.

Get 'em on board, I'll call it in!

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? BANG He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.

At least you can talk, who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.

If I pull that off, will you die?

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big guy.

For you.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.

Nothing! I said nothing.

Well congratulations! You got yourselves caught!

Sir?

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this plane... with no survivors!

Internal CIA monologue: No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

Aaaaaahhhh! What are you doing?! Aaahhhhhhhh!

No! They expect one of us in the Wreckage Brother!

Have we started the fire?

Yes! The fire rises... calm down, doctor. Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

Aaaaahhhh!!
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:53:40 PM No.213791968
>>213791856 (OP)
He never said that.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:04:21 PM No.213792176
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>If I removed, with my fair hand, the mask that has become your brand, would forth the maw of death creep, and bring about eternal sleep?

>An action such as that would be painful to an extreme degree...

>But the pain, that would ensue, could surely be endured by you! For after all, I clearly see, a man of grander build than me

>I seems you have mistaken it! It won't be I who bites the bit! Painful times are sure ahead, but not for me, For You, instead.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:20:13 PM No.213792523
CIA...I...I..love you