Thread 213791939 - /tv/ [Archived: 111 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:51:56 PM No.213791939
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it's crazy how racists refuse to admit this is a perfect film
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:52:42 PM No.213791951
it's a perfect example of slop
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:53:24 PM No.213791961
yt boys got really intimadated heh
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:57:30 PM No.213792040
The shootout at the end was a little much.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:01:20 PM No.213792108
>>213791939 (OP)
Vampire niggas
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:02:04 PM No.213792125
>>213791939 (OP)
It was good except for all the vampire stuff.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:02:08 PM No.213792127
>>213791939 (OP)
It's much better than Weapons
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:03:03 PM No.213792149
>>213791939 (OP)
it's not perfect. it's a B+ movie. I am glad for it's success, but it's far from perfect
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:03:59 PM No.213792169
>>213792108
Who wins in a fight? Vampire niggas or mystery niggas?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:05:13 PM No.213792189
>>213792169
mystery niggas could be garlic niggas or holy water niggas but you'd never know coz it's a mystery
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:07:40 PM No.213792245
It's very far from perfect, but it has the best take on vampires in a while (possibly ever), is thoroughly entertaining and incredibly fresh.
For me this movie suffers the same problems as Prometheus - there's a skeleton of a profound, heady film underneath a popcorn blockbuster circus. But maybe I'm wrong and that's the best we can get.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:09:43 PM No.213792300
>>213792245
Thanks chatgpt

GOOD MORNING SAAR
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:10:38 PM No.213792322
>>213792245
shut the fuck up clippy
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:12:32 PM No.213792360
>>213792300
>>213792322
Do you suck each other's cocks or something? Nice dubs though.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:14:25 PM No.213792398
The drooling vampires kinda grossed me out.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:14:25 PM No.213792401
>>213792360
you have singles and we have dubs therefore you have to suck both of our cocks simultaneously
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:16:17 PM No.213792441
>>213792401
Ok but only if you actually watch movies before commenting on them.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:16:20 PM No.213792443
Where did he keep the gold on him?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:17:58 PM No.213792476
How am I supposed to admit it's anything if I'm never going to bother watching it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:24:59 PM No.213792620
>>213791939 (OP)
There's no such thing as racism.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:26:23 PM No.213792647
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>>213791939 (OP)
Not a racist, but I found it tacky and patronising. Just one example - the "spirits from the future" scene had that annoying voiceover layered on top of it (as if we forgot the text from beginning of the film), proving that the creators see its intended audience as lowbrow and low attention span. If I were black I'd probably find that offensive
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:26:28 PM No.213792648
>>213791939 (OP)
Why would I admit that when I haven't even seen the film? Also, I don't watch movies with this many niggers ever.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:27:08 PM No.213792662
>>213791939 (OP)
It's a good flick but modern filmmakers cannot help but shove their dumb politics into movies.

It would be like if in Interview with the Vampire, they would not shut the fuck up about the Louisiana Purchase