they are trying too hard

>>213792082 (OP)
they've been like this since day one anon

>>213792082 (OP)
>they're using manufactured outrage to attack trump more
kek, how desperate

>u peepee smol
bitch behavior

>>213792082 (OP)
I kinda feel bad for the average democrat. I could imagine being on that side of such a list argument. They put everything on the line and now have to live with the fact that they’ve been exposed as incredibly gullible and easily panicked.

>>213792382
This is what bugged me about the episode. All the shit you could lampoon Trump for and you resort to "hurr you have a small dick".

>>213792382
It's the kind of thing drumpf would take offense to thoughbeit.

do you think liberals will look back and think "hehe yeah we were a little crazy" or will their minds be broken forever?

>>213792082 (OP)
OW MY BALLS XD

>>213792617
No. They're already denying their covid restrictions, vaccine passports, and death threats. They will never admit they went to far with anything

>>213792082 (OP)
Second episode had a lot of stupid shit that stopped being funny after the first time

Now paramount think they struck gold and are making people wait two weeks for each episode.

Absolutely fucking retarded because I am literally about to say fuck South Park and stop watching altogether.

>>213792082 (OP)
>they are trying too hard
projection

>>213792654
>paramount think they struck gold and are making people wait two weeks for each episode.
Is that for real? Just to keep people subscribed to their shit platform a little bit longer? That's the mos jewish shit Ive heard in awhile, glad I'm pirating it.

>>213792617
trump exposed just how mindbroken they truly are. the mask came off and cannot go back on.

>>213792082 (OP)
I am just sick of Trump in all forms parody or not parody. That bitch better deliver us a fucking deal in Ukraine and end the war or I never want to hear about another tariff again. Talk about a lazy dirt cheap way to ensure you are never out of the news cycle "TARIFF BAD AND NEW TARIFF NOW TARIFF GONE NOW TARIFF BACK"

>>213792382
Its all desperate to get his attention honestly.

>>213792573
Don't forget copying and pasting the "Sadam is an evil dictator who fucks satan" joke
Hey, remember when they pushed Anti-Sadam propaganda to support the US Invasion of Iran?
Literal bitches of the military industrial complex responsible for that catastrophy but yes tell me more about your opinions on Trumps penis size, in the words of Faith No More: We Care A Lot.

>>213792617
I feel like they've already kind of admitted defeat? They aren't even trying? At all?
Like after Biden and their humiliating defeat, what even are they doing? Nothing. They're saying "yeah that was kind of a big disaster huh, guess you guys get to have control for a while now" without saying it

Newsome is the only one doing ANYTHING and the best he can do is 2016 tier "try to play Trump at his own game but worse"
It's getting attention but is it actually DOING anything, at all? I don't think so

>>213792654
What are the odds that Trey thinks “master debater” is an original joke that he just came up with

>>213792382
you are not well endowed

>>213792989

>>213792382
Who only ones who seethe at these jokes are smol. The rest of us just laugh it off.
>>213792989
Correct.

>>213792082 (OP)
Not really, you just got older and obsessed with US politics.

>>213793146
>AI
cringe

>>213792922
i think a lot of that is because they can’t really do anything because republicans control the whole government. but i agree, it seems odd that even the media seems to be calming down a bit after the last 8 years of nonstop claims that the world was ending. i think they may actually realize people just don’t want to vote for them and don’t know what to do about it.

>>213793192
>our AI is so based
>your AI is so cringe

>>213792617
They'll simply pretend to be correct forever, since admitting fault takes mental fortitude and self reflection.

>>213793192
good morning saaar any commissions lately?

>>213793146
>2015
*2005, SP sucked all the way back then. The show died with Chef, you all just forgot.

>>213793273
>The show died with Chef
Objectively correct. Wasn't it also around that time when they switched from original animation to this shitty Flash one they use today?

ive a big cock and besides a few whores none of my girlfriends were particulary impressed and for some i were even too big that made the sex quite cumbersome.
stop obsessing over penises and bitches you mentally ill shitposting carnal desire cucks.

>>213793273
I got you bro.

>>213793408
That cartoon caricature you've made up in your mind wouldn't have liked Chef, though.

>>213793447
Yeah he used to before he made politics his entire personality.

you all need to go back to r/smalldickproblems. you wanted a world of alpha male chads, now suck on it.

>>213792617
They didn't after Trump's first term. Why would they after his second?

>>213793488
>Yeah he used to before he made politics his entire personality.
Sounds like Trey Parker before he made his daughter black.

>>213792922
>Newsome is the only one doing ANYTHING and the best he can do is 2016 tier "try to play Trump at his own game but worse"
If they nominate this faggot for 2028, it is well and truly fucking over.

>>213793194
>i think a lot of that is because they can’t really do anything because republicans control the whole government.
I get where you're coming from but in 2016 they were loud as fuck.
They've taken some genuine L's and even if it's unspoken, their insanity on trans issues, race issues, basically everything, is a big reason why they're here.
They could still be loud publicly without actual power. In fact it's often when they're loudest. Right now they're quiet because.. no one wants to defend biden, no one wants to defend covid, trannies, feminism, it's literally fucking everything lmao. They doubled down on being wrong about everything and have to just lick their wounds until people forget.

>>213792922
>Newsome is the only one doing ANYTHING
Like the giant speed rail? What happened to all the donation money he got from his state burning to the ground in LA?

>>213793488
The caricature in your head? Nobody but (you) controls that, anon.

>>213793194
>the media seems to be calming down a bit after the last 8 years of nonstop claims that the world was ending.
The 2020-2021 social hysteria and its fallout was a massive wake-up call for mainstream audiences, and Gen Z especially who came of age at the time. Zoomers aren't buying this shit like Millennials did and liberal parties worldwide are slowly realizing that they've lost this generation. When that happens, it just isn't worth it to push 24/7 woke hysteria anymore, because nobody's buying it. "Go woke go broke" is true for a reason.

They just signed a billion dollar deal. The only "effort" they are making is pleasing the people who signed that cheque for them. And if that means showing the president has a small dick, by all means. Go through the motions.

>they are trying too hard

>>213792082 (OP)
a month later and you soft cocks are still whining they made fun of Trump

How do I avoid becoming so embarrassingly cringe in my old age?

>>213792617
I wonder this about all Americans to be honest. You've all gone full retard.

>>213793653
When I said doing anything I meant in the context of grabbing attention or speaking out against trump, trying to do anything politically. Not his actual governance which is, of course, a disaster.

The Democratic party is a massive void right now and that fucking snake oil selling used car salesman is the only one even trying to fill it
At least how it feels. The reality is even funnier which is that every other democrat is too retarded to do it successfully

>>213792922
Democrats aren't cool. They have no life blood. Just a bunch of old career politicians and random people they pulled from bars.

South Park sold out, simple as. You've lived long enough to see your favorite franchise go down in flames.

>>213794072
>Democrats aren't cool.
What was that, chuddypoo?

>>213794174
chuds are all dishonest scum and pedos

>>213794072
Not like there's much life on the "other side" either. End the "two" parties already, they're fake and gay.
>>213794174
Cringe

>>213794211
>End the "two" parties already, they're fake and gay.
no, you nazi faggot

>>213794174

>>213794290
>hurr durr my chud headline say this ok

>>213792892
90s liberals are totally cooked now, they have no connection whatsoever to reality anymore. Jon Stewart, Howard Stern, Jimmy Kimmel etc., the redpill internet era mindbroke them all.

>>213794174
A gassed up mid barfly. A cocktail waitress with an image team. A dumb bitch who doesn't know a damn thing. Take your pick.

>>213793408
kek

>>213794310
but really what happened is a new communication technology was a created called the internet and the elite weaponized it to steal your rights and your country from you

>>213794072
Obama was cool.

>>213794279
>muh teams are REAL!
They're not lmao, you're stuck in a play.

>>213793958
Yeah he’s very charismatic but my bs radar goes off when he makes empty promises.

>>213794316
You left out
>someone who has accomplished more than anyone on this board

>>213794305
Alexandra Communisto-Cortez was hiding on a toilet miles away from Capitol, clearly uncomfortable, but that is after all the point of protest.

>>213794435
Like what?

>>213794510
>hurr durr a terrorist insurrection is a protest hurrrrr

>>213794386
Trump won and stole the country and my rights back from leftists. He just sign executive order banning payment processors from not processing non-illegal content, and leftists lost once again.

Biden pals

>>213792082 (OP)
Maybe there's a second layer of irony, like saying "this is the best leftists can do because he just beats them at everything else"

>>213794386
The country was already stolen with the federal reserve and income tax. The internet if anything has leveled the playing field when it comes to propaganda. Instead of total control they now have to contend with organic narratives that arise online and elect meme presidents like Trump. Using the internet for currency is the next logical step out of this mess, Bitcoin is a viable digital option that can't be centrally controlled. There are costs and benefits to the internet age but overall it is trending positive.

>>213794555
>and stole the country and my rights back from leftists
lol thats what you think, he was the elites populist bootloader for the new world order

if only you weren't so low IQ

>they stole this from you to make her look more "presidential"

>>213794545
>terrorist insurrection
May I see the arrested then? Sounds like Cortez and her coven of communists suddenly don't like when proletariat protests too close to them. Makes them uncomfortable.

>>213794587
they're also going to be having AI scanning every single message and image and organizing who it comes from and when and able to do whatever they want with this information
I am not so positive about the future, in fact I think at one point it will be considered insane we had this much freedom
hi 2060's kids reading this post

>>213793096
>Who only ones who seethe
SAAR

>>213794605
>hurr durr nazis setting things on fire and blaming the left is the left ok!

>>213794545
No it's mostly peaceful but only if your "team" is on the field, when it's the "other" team you're supposed to act outraged.
You can tell what the "teams" are because of the bright pretty colors, and they're definitely NOT the same exact corrupt upperclass of pedophiles seeking to enrich themselves with (you)r support.

>>213794588
You need to pick if he is an insurrectionist that makes AOC uncomfortable or if he is NWO botloader or whatever.

>>213792082 (OP)
How are you still upset about this?

Remember Chaz
I miss the summer of love
remember when a maga caravan drove threw a city pepper spraying antifa who were attacking them
that shit was kino
remember when we watched a guy get murdered live and then the Vice guy went into hiding and then the FBI murdered him later and covered it up haha that shit was cash.

>>213794650
why would I need to do that? Are you stupid.

>>213794619
I honestly think the whole AI investment boom is a massive bubble. The quality of the "AI" is totally dependent on the quality of prompts, editing and application, which are all human-dependent. I don't think there's a lot of labor being saved with this technology, but they sure are spending a fuckload of money for R&D and massive server farms.

>>213792082 (OP)
Pissing away your legacy with a long dead show. I remember old South Park, when they called out climate change and called hate crime legislation a savage hypocrisy. Zero joe biden jokes and they openly support the democrats who opened the borders for more voters.

Haven't watched the show in many years cause it got boring, is this season just trump derangement syndrome?

>>213794531
fighting for the working class in congress. What have you ever done?

>>213794686
mostly agree but they can use it to scan all messages and organize it which is a big reason they're investing so much into it, lol.
They have the ability to pro-actively spy on us all in a more effective manner, of course they will use it
Before you put your shit on the internet and who knows who reads it. Now, AI will read everything you ever post and organize it for them. Every picture you take is scanned and logged and profiled on your phone. And your computer.

>>213792617
Liberals were still whining about Nixon in the '00s and they had something resembling a coherent argument against him. We'll be hearing about Blumpf well into the 2060s.

>>213792082 (OP)
Were your eyes swelling up while typing this?

>>213794769
They did a weed farm thing like a decade ago, but yeah pretty much. The show sucked back when boy bands were still dying out.
>>213794776
With like, boxing gloves? Cool, I'd watch that.
>>213794804
It's a good time to finish disconnecting from the broader web, archive what you want to keep on your own machine and pull back from the internet. We don't actually need it, we all just got used to it over the last 30 years.
>>213794829
True, assuming Yellowstone hasn't popped by then.

>>213792922
Of course it's not doing anything, except get idiots on social media to clap for him. The chances he actually "stops" Trump doing anything are miniscule and he's fucked six ways from Sunday the second it goes through.

>>213794769
first episode was, heard the second was as well and didnt bother watching it
It's genuinely not funny, either. It's just "he has a small penis and a homosexual relationship with Satan"
t. canadian against trump btw.

>>213794776
How is endless illegal migration and constant seething about Palestine in working class best interests?

>>213794829
>people are still whining about presidents being criminals
as they should

>>213794864
t. nothing doer
>>213794893
Literally what are you talking about? Her most recent legislation is a bill to stop grocery store price gouging

>>213794545
>dangerous terrorists apparently capable of taking over the US capitol
>literally every single one likely owns at least 1 firearm
>Not a single shot gets fired
>They all get bored and leave after a couple hours

truly a horrifying time for our country

>>213793194
They've thoroughly exhausted every tactic they had beyond outright civil war and their base is dwindling further and further, yet the people at the top are too proud/stupid to change gears. What little they are still trying (see: dem politicians literally fleeing Texas to hold up a vote) are cartoonish and only draw scant approval from the same idiots they've been courting this whole time. Most of them really do seem to be stuck with nothing but "keep doing the same stupid shit even though we know it doesn't help" as their MO

>>213794987
your narrative is chudwoke and fake

Why is MAGA more upset over South Park than Trump protecting a cabal of elite pedophiles?

>>213795037
because they support pedos

>>213795058
this

I want to share three simple examples of how apeshit Democrats have gone this week

>two retired generals ask: why hasn't the military simply removed Trump from office yet?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/opinion/trump-military-power.html

>>213793582
It'd be as suicidal as running Kamala imo. Dude has a stranglehold on Cali for now (when the redistricting goes through he's almost for sure done for) but his actual numbers are dismal. He only gets support because most people aren't terminally online and don't hear all the absolute stupid shit he does with the state, which has been rapidly changing the more attention he gets in the mainstream. Assuming he even makes it through the primaries once he has that presidental spotlight on him and his tenure as governor his campaign is DOA

>>213793236
nice projection, indians fucking love ai

>>213792346
>biggest pedophile scandal possibly in the entire world right now
>manufactured
555 come on now

>>213795079
I mean its a good question since he's trying to become a dictator which our constitution expressly forbids

>>213795079
>Trump won the 2024 election according to the Constitution. Is it time to simply abolish the Constitution and start over to ensure that this never happens again? An in-depth discussion with a Haitian professor of democracy
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/14/opinion/trump-democracy-test-left.html

>>213792617
Anon, your personality cult is the single most cringe thing in American politics and will probably be studied for centuries. You were praying to Jesus at polling centers during your meltdown in 2020.

>>213795079
>why hasn't the man trying to dismantle our democracy been removed from office?
It's a valid question

>>213795117
and lastly, Clinton campaign manager James Carville

>We win the 2028 election, day one, we gotta give statehood to DC and Puerto Rico to create four new blue Senate seats, remove every Republican congressional district from the house that we can through redistricting, add four seats to the Supreme Court with immediate appointments and abolish the electoral college
>our democracy is over if a Republican ever wins any election again

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5442239-carville-democrats-states-supreme-court/

>>213792082 (OP)
Quick leftypol let your mod allies know the threads gone rogue and people are posting infographics. Shut it down.

>>213792082 (OP)
abloobloo

>>213792922
>try to play Trump at his own game but worse
I laughed so fucking hard when I found out this tweet was real

>>213795194
you're so fucking mad lmao

>>213792082 (OP)
They should have trolled everyone and recreated that picture of Cartman blowing Butters but Matt blowing Trump

>>213795194
the founders set up our country based on liberalism, so do anything anything to protect that from illiberalism such as maga faga is a good thing.

>>213794954
take this
(you)
and never forget that the parties are fake and gay, meant to make (you) and your neighbor angrier at one another than the State.

WAH THE FUCK EVER HAPPENED WITH THE NON-STOP

NON FUCKING STOP

TRUMP IS A RUSSIAN SPY

NOT FIGURATIVELY

NOT GOD DAMN FUCKING FIGUARTIVELY

LITERALLY

L I T E R A L L Y

A

RUSSIAN
SPY.
RUSSIAN SPY.
And then it was gone and we never heard anything about it. You can scream about someone being an agent of a foreign country with impunity and then no apology? NOTHING?!!?!?!?!!

FUCKING
NOTHING?!?!!K(NJ$hnerwiujjrfnuig hbnrguipajfgnbzdijgnmfdg
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>>213794893
what class does those migrants belong to?

>>213795276
isnt it obvious now more than ever that he actually is?

>>213795276
What law was broken?

>>213795229
Reminder he doesn't even write these, he's having someone else write all these for him
>inb4 the seether in the thread says "But Trump-"
Trump has someone transcribe his tweets from shit he says occasionally. Newsom literally isn't even involved with these tweets

>>213795294
>>213795304
Congressman Adam Schiff actually got censured by the House for declaring "I have material proof that Donald Trump is a Russian agent" and then refusing to produce said proof

>>213792573
Yeah fuck body shaming. Just because trump body shames doesnt make it ok for you to body shame others, even when the goal is to make fun of trump. There are a lot of good people that look like trump and have small dicks.

>>213795352
thats not true, yet another twisted truth by a chud

>>213795334
who cares, it's still funny seeing magats claiming the tweets are disrespectuful, blasphemous, etc etc

>>213795206
Calm down election tourist

>>213795276
Your TV was never for entertainment, it is a pipeline of propaganda and advertising directly into your living room, that's the only (yes, the ONLY) reason it exists.
Nobody's trying to entertain you, everyone is trying to manipulate you. YES, everybody.

If your TV says it, it's almost certainly lying to you.

>>213795334
Newsom confirmed to Buzzfeed that he is writing the tweets himself

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/gavin-newsom-explaining-his-tweets

>>213792082 (OP)
The more you keep seething, the more they’re gonna keep doing it lil brown zoomerito.

>>213792508
all they ever really wanted was permission from the government to bully, blame and attack someone. anyone.
https://www.brighteon.com/e58ef418-f0a2-4d87-8078-cbbfc6ac2313

>>213795079
I mean its a good question since he's trying to become a dictator which our constitution expressly forbids

>>213795079
>why hasn't the man trying to dismantle our democracy been removed from office?
It's a valid question

>>213795434
based

>>213795114
Is this dictator in the room with us, anon?

>>213795516
I still can't tell if they think he's an evil super genius trying to take over the country/world as part of a long secret plot,
or if he's just a dumb silly doo-doo head orange idiot.

He can't be both, but they seem to think both at the same time. Weird since they could just point out the Israel dicksucking if they want to levy a substantial critique which has little defense against it.

>>213795562
he is doing whatever the elite tells him, hes following project 2025, hes literally a dumb retard who wakes up and asks what hes supposed to do that day.

>>213795385
take your meds. log off.
>>213795434
they admitted it's some mexican lady behind them

>>213795562
He has a team of goons to do the thinking for him, it's not complicated champ

>>213792082 (OP)
I get why they're doing it, the Trump administration is so easy to parody and as a conservative I find it pretty funny. But holy fuck, at least take a jab at Kamala or Tim Walz. The left is worth making fun of too ffs.

>>213795629
Biden was an admitted literal zombie president with a cabal around him including his crackhead son who covered it up and used his autopen. Zero mention of that comedy gold insanity from these hacks.

>>213792082 (OP)
>that sequence really wasn't AI generated even though it looked exactly like that Halulu footage that gets spammed here
>Trey Parker really just fondled the crotch of a fat naked guy rolling around in the desert

uhh

>>213795160
>>213795490
the bots have arrived

>>213795690
cry about it

>>213795629
See
>>213794561

They're completely in on the corruption

>>213795280
Leftist foreigner class.

>*record scratch*
>da, that's me commrade, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
>it all started when Donald asked me to ride in the backseat with him

>>213795755
right wing cheap labor class

>>213795269
>MuhWs is when leftists started talking about race war
There is nothing funnier than leftists denying their own dogma to pretend that they are normal people"s neighbors.

>>213795079
>Biden fires literally tens of thousand servicemen over vaxx
>Trumps reinstates them
>why isn't military rising against trump?!?!?

Leftgroids are fucking unbelievable.

>>213792082 (OP)
So the body they're all laughing at belongs to one of them? Reminds me of the time a humiliation fetishist made a full body cast of his own naked body, painted it to look like Trump, then put it up in public for people to make fun of

>>213793236
Kek

>>213792082 (OP)
Look at Trey's belly. He could've played the part

>>213795294
genuine retard

>>213795994
take off your chud glasses retard, open your eyes to reality.

>>213795906
retarded maga takes are never not funny

>>213793096
Men are well endowed don't feel the need to bring others down about their penises

>>213792382
It’s a joke. They also do an eppie about this.

If you get really mad when jokes like this are made, it means you probably have a little dick.

Lol.

>>213796051
>Men are well endowed don't feel the need to
SAAAR

>>213794435
She played among us with Pokimane, that's all I know her for

>>213795595
>>213795624
Then why focus on him, he's interchangeable right? Focus on the men behind the scene, if this is a real thing that you think (it isn't).
Tangentially related, I read Double Star by Robert Heinlein recently, which features an actor pretending to be a politician after the latter is kidnapped ahead of an important public meeting. It's pretty good and touches on the importance of a good cabinet as well as just how "real" a campaign is.
>>213795829
You don't need to be a directionbrained retard to notice how the brewing class war following the Bailouts got diverted into a fake and gay culture war.
>inb4 but what direction r u?

>>213796089
I missed a word so I must be Indian? There are better tells than that, you fucking retard

>>213796051
Sometimes I wish I had a little babydick like you guys. Having a huge dick isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
>can only do missionary position unless I use a ton of lube
>guys in my social circle get jealous when word gets around that I’m packing a massive dong
>can’t get good head because it won’t fit in girl’s mouths
>fags in public always looking at my crotch

Just kidding, it’s awesome.

>>213796130
>You don't need to be a directionbrained retard to notice how the brewing leftist talking point following the Bailouts got diverted into another leftist talking point

Ftfy.

>>213793096
This.

>>213796061
Trey Parker has such a tiny dick it gave him black daughter lmaooooo

>>213794893
>Wears white in the middle of dirt

Boujee ass fake bitch

>>213793582
Elgin Air Force base is plastering reddits front page with memes about newsom nonstop. He’s getting pushed hard on twitter too. He’s going to be the democratic nominee. He’s probably going to win the election.

>t-they’re trying too hard!
>was literally one of the most successful episodes in decades
Lmaaaaaaooooooo the cope

>>213795058
Stop responding to yourself and focus on the point of the thread. Start your own thread if you wish to discuss a different topic.

>>213796279
if I was Trey Parker I would make a south park Eyes Wide Shut parody at Mar A Lago

>>213795117
>Haitian professor of democracy

Holy shit this is the most absurd statement I've heard all year.

>>213795149
>your personality cult
lol

>>213794174
I now remember her movie about global warning that raked in a whopping $15,801 at the box office.

>>213794628
Oh I love this one! Now tell us the Covid lockdowns didn’t happen and inflation is only at 2.7%

>>213796238
Have you ever seen him and Adam Carolla debate?

>literally ranked one of the best episodes of all time
oh nonononooooo

>>213796344
>9.5/10
Alright fuck it I’ll go watch it. Can I just do a trial of paramount plus? Last thing I need is another subscription.

>>213796326
who was president during the lock downs retard

>>213795058
>>213795074
youre going to stop talking about elite pedophiles when the next democrat president refuses to release the files lol

>>213796364
I am promising you that it is NOT a 9.5, but I have no problem with you finding out for yourself. Definitely pay for Paramount Plus though, it should cost you money to do this.

>>213796364
good to know marketing on the 4chins actually works

>>213796326
COVID lockdowns happened under the Trump administration because of poor federal guidance to state government. Trump "left it to the states" with no actual plan. California's first stay at home order was in March 2020, when Trump was in office

Inflation still exists under Trump, he didn't fix grocery prices at all

Now tell me how y'all claimed everyone would die from the vaccines, it's been 5 years and after 13 billion doses of the vaccine administered around the world, we are not living in the apocalypse

damn, that libtard money go crazy. thats what happens when you chase the principle-less

>>213796371
like you are doing right now, nope try again

>>213796190
>ftfy
You didn't fix anything for anybody.
I doubt that you've ever fixed a damned thing in your life. What a waste of a person you turned out to be, just like they always said you'd be.
>>213796371
Yes, only <team I don't like> cares about the elites of the west being open pedophiles who remain at large and in charge.
Surely, only <team I don't like> would be upset at such a thing, yes this narrative shifting is absolutely working.

Some of you people are so black hearted that it staggers the soul of real humans.

>>213796364
Yeah man just grab the Paramount+ trial, it’s literally built for this exact situation. You get 7 days free, no risk, and honestly you’ll end up keeping it once you see what’s on there—South Park, Halo, Yellowstone spinoffs, NFL, Star Trek, even live CBS. It’s like six bucks, the best value sub out there. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

>MAGA is genuinely more upset over South Park, a cartoon, than Trump not releasing the Epstein files and protecting a bunch of pedos
You can't make this shit up, lmao

>>213796414
>Trump "left it to the states" with no actual plan
do you understand the very basics about how the government of the united states works
do you know what federalism means
Also
>advocating for even more top down control during covid
nigger are you literally for real

>>213796364
Yeah man just grab the Paramount+ trial, it’s literally built for this exact situation. You get 7 days free, no risk, and honestly you’ll end up keeping it once you see what’s on there—South Park, Halo, Yellowstone spinoffs, NFL, Star Trek, even live CBS. It’s like six bucks, the best value sub out there. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

>MAGA is genuinely more upset over South Park, a cartoon, than Trump not releasing the Epstein files and protecting a bunch of pedos
You can't make this shit up, lmao

>>213792082 (OP)
Why did they need a week off?
Season is literally 6 episodes. The trailer that was released months ago, indicated they had already produced at least 2 unreleased episodes.
Producing one episode takes 7 days. Even episode 1 was produced like weeks before.

It's just insane, studios throw money at Trey and Matt more than ever, and they produce less stuff.

>>213796309
You think Haitians are magically prohibited from becoming professors? Or are you baffled by the fact that since Haiti has issues with democracy, it seems incongruous to have a Haitian man capable of understanding it? Because we have male gynecologists and astrophysicists.

>>213796451
Yes, I do. When it comes to pandemics it is the federal government that guides the state government for a response, because when it comes to a pandemic there needs to be a universal plan. It makes no sense for some states to lockdown, for example, and other states to not lockdown and allow mass migration during a pandemic.

Trump had no concrete plan, he literally just went "ehh I dunno just have the states do it". And the lockdowns 100% did happen during his presidency as a result.

>>213796450
>insane conspiracy theory
why are you like this?

>>213796414
>we are not living in the apocalypse
'zat whatchoo think?

>>213796531
How many times have y'all been seething about this episode? It's been weeks and you're still mad about it, but are fine with Trump protecting pedo elites

>>213796256
I looked it up and the numbers don't make any sense
>430,000 people watched it on cable
>but Paramount+ confirmed that 6 million people watched it streaming

>this means it shatters the 1999 record set by Rainforest Schmainforest of 3.41 million viewers
>but it falls short of the 1998 record of Terence and Phillip: Not Without My Anus of 5.5 million viewers

https://www.businessinsider.com/south-park-episode-mocking-trump-cbs-attracts-almost-6m-viewers-2025-7

>>213795276
They are liars, cheats, scoundrels. They will NEVER stab a man in the front because they must observe his accusing eyes. They will never admit wrongdoing, like a child who drew on the wall. They are scum, do not expect them to behave as anything but.

>>213793408

>>213796554
That's not what I "think" that's what I know. 67 percent of the world population got the vaccine, if it was truly dangerous then it would literally be a Thanos snap. Nothing in society would function, literally every other person you know would be dead, dying, or hospitalized. Yet none of that happened, isn't that interesting?

>>213796526
You're fundamentally unamerican and don't deserve to live in the country you were lucky enough to be born in. You should move to India where you'll fit in better. Maybe Canada if you plead for it.

>>213796526
It was kind of unprecedented and the public was panicked. The most draconian shit came after a lot of people stopped worrying about getting a super-cold but you couldn't do normal day to day things anymore.

>>213796531
>>213796450
>>213796564
The team sports narrative shifting attempt is honestly the sickest thing I've ever seen you monsters attempt to do, there isn't even a close second.
>"If I simply say (team A) is anti-pedo, then (team B) will be against it on principal. There's no way this won't work!"
Absolutely sickeningly evil, you were children yourselves once.
>>213796603
Oh you meant the shots, I meant in general. The old world already died screaming and this new one is slipping into the grave too.

>>213796603
What if it doesn't immediately kill you but just gives you an increased chance of having heart failure down the line? Is that okay?

>>213796564
>y'all

>>213796608
No, I'm just not retarded. Explain to me how it makes any logical sense for some states to lockdown during a pandemic, and other states not to lockdown and allow mass migrations.

None of the shit I'm saying is new. When it came to smallpox and Ebola it was the federal government that provided guidance to state governments. THE CDC coordinated with local governments and state governments on how to respond.

Also I like how you had no response to my other points, like the fact we clearly aren't living in an apocalypse despite your fearmongering over how the vaccine will kill everyone, or the fact that Trump hasn't actually reduced grocery prices, or the fact that the lockdowns actually happened under the Trump administration. I accept your concessions

>>213796660
>>213796603
I was honestly kind of surprised when that recent study came out showing that vaccinated women were massively more sterile than unvaccinated ones, and the experts aren't denying the study yet, simply calling to recontextualize it because correlation is not causation

https://historyofvaccines.org/blog/do-covid-19-vaccines-affect-fertility-look-data-czech-republic

The CDC also confirms that the COVID vaccine may cause small and temporary changes in menstruation but these do not affect fertility, and the vaccine is safe and effective for bodies who are pregnant or wish to become pregnant

https://www.cdc.gov/covid/vaccines/planning-for-pregnancy.html

>>213796684
>like the fact we clearly aren't living in an apocalypse
I guess if you're not paying attention day to day then it all still feels normal, huh
The world already ended, this is the post collapse. You just thought that'd look like Mad Max and not They Live.

Trump and COVID really buckbroke this fucking country LMAO.

>>213792082 (OP)
>1.5 billion dollars
cope

>>213796684
>or the fact that Trump hasn't actually reduced grocery prices
Eggs cost $6.12 a dozen the day Trump took office and they're $2.21 today

In unrelated news for some reason Democratic senators don't stand around waving egg cartons anymore and /pol/ isn't a solid wall of "egg prices?" spam

>>213796175
My dick is bigger than yours, that's why I don't mock men with microdicks. I mock men with "big" ones

>>213794893
>Literally aoc

>>213796710
I'm not surprise at all/ Literally the first few paragraphs in, they say "oh yeah the people who conducted the study never actually interviewed any women and asked them if they're infertile or failed to have kids, they just looked at vaccination status and birth rates". I can easily refute that fewer people in general are having kids for various other reasons (developed countries in general have been experiencing declining birth rates for years) and the majority of people in the Czech Republic just happen to be vaccinated

It's like blaming the vaccine for "infertility" in South Korea. Dumb conclusion

>>213792082 (OP)
mad

>>213796774
it's funny to watch

>>213796885
>fertility has been declining for years so it declining 30% in one year is perfectly normal

>>213796503
1. Black
2. Professor
3. Haitian
4. Democracy

Haitias "issues" democracy are purely their doing, and I won't have them telling me how to run mine. Same with Brits. STFU.

>>213796908
you should go get AIDS to build natural immunity to it. be a man.

>haitian intellectuals

>>213796757
No, you're delusional. 67% of the world population was dying from the vaccine then literally nothing would work at all.

>>213796794
I'm not talking about "eggs" I'm talking about "groceries". Grocery prices as a whole have not gone down. Egg prices may have gone down, but beef, vegetable, and other products have gone up. The fact that you fixate on eggs when I said groceries shows your dishonesty

>>213796941
sorry, chuddie. i only listen to the experts

>>213796910
So then why is this data only in the Czech Republic? If it's the vaccine, and not something else, why do you only cherrypick this statistic for the Czech Republic? You would expect to see this universally, across the world not just in one country

>>213794587
>there are costs
yeah like 50% of men cutting their dicks off after being exposed to what life is like for an average woman with 0 effort put in

>>213792082 (OP)
literally who

>>213797013
>go get AIDS, for your health.

>>213796531
>conspiracy

>>213796933
Please don't respond to me. It sickens me.

>>213796310
It literally is a personality cult around a tv man who says memes

What is this from?

>>213794174
Make AI show her boobies

>>213793146
SAAAAAAR

south park was always safe edgy, matt and trey are status quo kikes

>>213796175
kek got his Indian ass

>>213797960
>india today
gm saaar greetings for the day!!

>>213796596
Why does South Park make Indians seethe so much?

>>213792082 (OP)
The more you seethe the more they’re gonna do it. That’s how bullies work. You just showed them exactly what gets under your skin, and now they’ll keep hammering it forever. Every time you cry about South Park being “lame” or “not clever,” you’re basically handing them another episode script for free.

>>213792382
the funniest thing is that women who have been with trump, even if they hate him, all seem to acknowledge he has a big dick

>>213797960
its crazy how we let india get away with calling themselves any type of asian. they are unique breed of poopoo people whom no one else is like

>>213792382
settle down little dicklet, men are talking…about cartoons

>>213793096
>i don't give a shit about my fellow men
That's because you're a nigger and, spiritually, a roastie.

>>213797435
>>213796564
just say youre a crazy communist and go

>>213797960
You don’t know what Ghibli means do you?

>>213798340
>now they’ll keep hammering it forever
>surely after 10 years of hysterical screeching in every facet of media, we'll turn the public against him
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule? I hope they keep it up and dial it up.

>>213798463
Name a single one of his policies.

>>213793096
>smol
kill yourself redditfaggot

>>213792082 (OP)
Do sophisticated men still wear sock holders these days?

>>213798437
>i take my values and political outlóok from reddit and roasties
>smug about it
>thinks he's mature
Male feminist with 90 iq, in a sane world, someone with a brain as small and deficient as yours wouldn't get to vote.

>>213798494
When are you just going to reckon with the fact he was a shitty person and a horrible president? We are at the point where he probably literally fucked children and you won't let him go

>>213798556
That's the spirit.

>>213798526
not him but mobilizing ice to deport illegals. i want this and voted for this.

>>213798596
Oh is me pointing out the elephant in the room "hysterical screeching"?

>>213792573
Personally that made it funnier.
Everyone is sick of tryhard liberal "Uhermrmr Actually..." (((humor))). They want to poke fun at Trump so they go for the low-effort dick jokes and the motherfucker actually gets his jimmies rustled, it's fucking hysterical.

>>213798556
i literally only care about reversing the insane wave of blind-eye illegal immigration that happened under biden, and trump seems to be attempting to do that

>>213798599
nooooooooo

>>213798599
Name a policy. That's not a policy. Name it specifically.

>>213798462
>>213798531
>>213798551
If you weren’t small you wouldn’t care. You wouldn’t even reply. But the post struck a nerve, reminded you of your shortcomings and the embarrassment that’s come with it over the years. That’s why you had to type a whole defense in the first place.

I’d be mad too, hope you got good tongue game lil brown zoomerito.

>>213793810
/thread

>>213798660
Mass deportation is a policy of his administration and he's doing that. Do you really think its a win that there was no exact piece of paper he signed for this? is that the stance you're taking?

>>213792082 (OP)
They're clearly not trying hard enough. They used to get those out once a week, what's this every-other-week shit?

>>213793146
Fuck Matt and Trey

>>213798932
>>213793146
>>213793408
>>213796596

>>213796364
Do you seriously not know how to use a search engine to just watch shows for free?

>>213799125
What was so bad about the heckin weed farm episodes. I didn't mind them. But people were hating them so much that they had Randy apologize for it on the show.

>>213795269
>2012
>smartphones
Cool blurry graphic tho

>>213799374
Indians hate weed.

>>213799325
I don’t speak lil money.
Come back when you got a bigboy job.

>>213794734
This is literally the only correct opinion to have on south park and the only reason anyone would disagree is performative political bullshit.

>>213799512

>>213792382
>>213798387
It's something I guess I've never really understood. Even if it's a guy who's objectively tall and has a big dick, they still resort to "lol he's gay and has small penis" Like what you can only resort to homophobia and toxic dudebro behavior and not on the basis of being a straight rapist?

I've never felt compelled to tear down other men over this sort of thing.

>chuds are still whining about South Park
5 more years of this, lol

>>213799733
>homophobia and toxic
lol god you sound like such a little brown faggot

>>213799786
One could call it… South Park Derangement Syndrome

>>213799787
No I'm just a faggot.

>>213792922
They're claiming every reveal of corruption in their party is just distraction from Trump being a paedo, even though they supposedly had the evidence for 4 years and decided to waste their time dragging Trump through the courts over bullshit rape claims and accounting errors.

They are on the ropes but they are too deluded and lacking in self awareness to ever stop.

Right wing = low IQ and evil.
Left wing = low IQ.
Moderate left winger = high IQ.

>>213800044
Brought to you by MSNBC and Pfizer.

>>213792382
You didn’t play sports in high school or college.

>>213800210
Ok so you ideologically agree with Trump then, and think being a rapist is a good thing?

>>213800259
Itr's cute you believe that. Vaxxed I'm guessing?

>>213800044
This.
Wokism is what is currently killing the democrats.
Overall democratic policies are better for the country.
>B-BUT MUH ILLEGALS (MAGAtards single policy reason on why they voted for the orange retard).
ICE is currently a giant waste of tax money.
You need to target the employers from hiring them. Also having SOME of them are good for the economy.
A lot of goods will cost more if they're all deported.

>>213800303
I'm just saying it's bizarre. You can't ever think to insult a man on the basis of him being a heterosexual rapist, an actual evil person.
It always just loops back to insulting gay people and trannies and effeminacy.

Because it's like at their core they admire everything that Trump actually is, as terrible of a person as he is.

>>213792082 (OP)

>200+ posts of MIGA seething

lol

>>213800062
The democrats are objectively better at running the country than republicans.
Their biggest flaw is the woke shit infestation.
The average person just cares about culture war bullshit instead of policy.
The country would better if they was minimum IQ (like 130 IQ) to vote.

>>213800512
>The country would better if they was minimum IQ to vote

>>213800512
>The country would better if they was minimum IQ
SAAAR

>>213795114
>>213795160
>>213795470
>>213795490
lol

>>213792382
I've never watched South Park, but based on the bits I've seen that is perfectly in line with their brand of humour

They've become the very thing they used to make fun of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsdqTwanAy4

>>213798644
Imagine falling for literal propaganda about illegal immigration on the border?

>>213794893
>sucking off israel is interest of america

>>213792617
These kinds of people have been seething over Christ for 2000 years.

>>213796794
>Eggs cost $6.12 a dozen the day Trump took office and they're $2.21 today
Bird flu isn't going away but it is seasonal, spreading the most in the winter months. I wonder what's going to happen in a few months when it pops back up and spreads like wildfire because of poor policies being enacted by the current administration.
Seriously, if RFK Jr is in charge and enacts the policies he thought would work last time it's going to be a bloodbath lol.

>>213792617
judging by this thread, im going with the latter
>>213800842
bird flu? everyone said it was the tariffs.
>boodbath
don't use that word, you violent insurrectionist

>>213792082 (OP)
Why the fuck is it taking 2 weeks for an episode now!?

>>213800904
Everyone said Trump would release the E p s t e i n files too. The real one.

>>213800923
Paramount wants you to stay subscribed to their shitty platform for a longer amount of time and they know SP is the only thing people want to watch.

>>213801079
I find it hilarious that the list went from being a Joe Rogan/Charlie Kirk topic to reddit's version of Qanon.

>>213800904
>bird flu? everyone said it was the tariffs.

What? Who the fuck is 'everyone' because that's just factually wrong and easily proven so. Egg prices soared way before tariffs, shit was an election issue, tariffs didn't help because it made importing eggs and birds more difficult but its 90% on the flu and how American farms are managed. And with the policies being enacted now, if someone doesn't reel in RFK than next season's flu is going to be a chicken apocalypse.

>>213800475
where?

>>213792989
This. If they seethe, they’re little. The correct move is to lean into it with your bros.

>>213792082 (OP)
I thought that video was AI-generated.

>>213792382
You know what they say about a man with tiny hands.

>>213798784
No it's not, name a fucking policy. The fact you can't name a single piece of legislation never ceases to amaze me. Doing business as usual with deportations and actively ignoring the courts isn't a "policy" position. It's a lack of one you polbrained fucking zoomer election tourist.
>Do you really think its a win that there was no exact piece of paper he signed for this? is that the stance you're taking?
you question faggot was name a single policy. You can't, because you don't know anything. "Uh he deport the brown people" isn't a policy position, it's just a generalization.

Name me one retard, just one.