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I just think of Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life during the wartime interlude

>>213792404 (OP)
I never been in a fist fight but fighting works like that

>>213792478
This, I haven't been in a fist fight but fighting is like that

A1! A1! A1! A! A1! A1! A1! A! A1! A1! A1! A! A1! A1! A1! A! A1! A1! A1! A!A1! A1! A1! A! A1! A1! A1! A!A1! A1! A1! A! A1! A1! A1! A! A1! A1! A1! A! A1! A1! A1! A!

>>213792404 (OP)
kino

>capeslop
grow up

i said kino out loud every time

>>213792404 (OP)
When I read about this scene I thought anons were trolling. Now I know. It's for kids.

>>213792404 (OP)
Unironically peak villain. No notes.

>>213794961
Even worse, it’s for manchildren- the film features way too many crude jokes and innuendos to be for kids

The entire point of this film is to give narcissists something to circlejerk over, no write an actual compelling story- they turned the most selfless character in American fiction into a narcissistic

>>213794961
is that supposed to be a bad thing? it was unapologetically comic book-y as fuck, once the justice gang showed up it felt like an episode of jlu

kino stuff

what does 1A mean

>>213795013
>crude jokes and innuendos
like what? i can't think of a single thing

also lots of cartoons feature crude jokes and innuendos because the writers and artists try to get as much shit past censors as possible, and children never get that stuff anyway

>>213795055
punch superman really hard in the face

>>213792655
Is it any good? I've never needed sauce for my steaks after cooking

>>213795034
>an episode of jlu
>implying DCAU Lex behaved like a sperg
Who are you trying to gaslight faggot

>>213795034
I cringed for you man.

>>213795271
lex always behaves like a sperg

>>213795216

It’s for when you order a steak from a Waffle House or pick one up from the store for cheap. Also it’s good on eggs.

>>213795216
dont mean to sound like the pretentious asshole from that sushi webm that gets regularly posted, but A1 sauce is for people who leave their steaks on the grill too long and get a well-done* cardboard

>>213795216
I like it on a Philly steak sandwich but that's about it. It's a very bold zesty flavor, with a hint of Worcestershire sauce

this movie feels like the start of superman vs the elite where they portray a overly flanderized version of the characters, except here it's completely straight

>>213795401
>superman vs the elite
Absolute dogshit.

>>213792404 (OP)
What is Superman starts moving faster than lex can say the numbe

>>213795034
Movies about men in tights should be adult movies for adult children's picture book readers like myself.

>>213795420
Why?

>>213795013
> they turned the most selfless character in American fiction into a narcissistic
>literally gets involved in Israel Palestine to save kids
We’re not having this conversation, just say you like auraman and move on

>>213795448
lex is smarter so he's reacting to what superman is about to do int he future anyway

>>213792404 (OP)
Gunn should be burned alive for making this movie

>>213795492
You invited yourself moron there was no conversation to be had, merely my opinion

>>213795549
Good morning!

My first exposure to Luthor was Justice League cartoon.
Why does all the recent stuff make him a scrawny nerd?

>>213795669
Because that’s his body type usually, either old fat cat or young tech nerd.

>>213795669
Gotta cast younger so they can play the chracter more than a decade.

>>213795693
No he’s peak human and jacked while being monstrously intelligent. A good lex portrayal should have a portion of the audience wanting him to win.

>>213792404 (OP)
It's the henchmen getting into it that makes me chuckle

>>213796333
for me it's lex closing his eyes like he's imagining punching superman himself

>>213792655
I ordered my steak sauce an hour from now

>>213792404 (OP)
I like how Lex's lackeys actually support him instead of just being yes men

>>213796635
They were pretty well fleshed out. Even the chick that actually hated him. It's funny how they genuinely seemed to like Ultraman and saw him as their own hero.

>>213792404 (OP)
This really is a film for people that desperately want to come across like they have genuine feelings and experiences when the reality is they have neither.

>>213795055
lex has a superman clone with hundreds of moves, 1A is the very first one (a simple punch)

2025 and superman still can't fight.

>>213792404 (OP)
How do I become a hater on Luthor's level? What have I been missing?

>>213799410
>Be chud
>be rich

>>213799304
True. I loved it

>>213792404 (OP)
If Superman keeps failing to block it why not just keep using it over and over again?

He was right about everything

>>213793181
are you posting this in every capeshit thread? how many (you)s does it net you?

Give ideas for moves and codes
>2P: Ultraman gives Superman a kick in the nuts

Lex commanded serenely

>>213792404 (OP)
>the very first move he devised was punching Superman in the face while he is prone

>>213795669
Hoult is hardly scrawny.

>>213800397
3V: Ultraman bites Superman's ass like a dog

>>213792404 (OP)
So he would've won if he had just put a gopro on doppelganger? And he's supposed to be the smartest person in the world?

>>213796635
He has something of a "cult of personality" thing going in the movie, his employees seem devoted way beyond how they ought to be.

>>213799721
At that point he had worn down Superman, he wasn't able to defend himself and Lex was trying to go for the kill with a nonstop beating.

>>213800397
He does actually kick him in the nuts at one point, that's one of Lex's moves.

>>213800485
Sounds like it would get broken incredibly fast and give away that Ultraman isn't sapient and all his moves are commands.

>>213799336
For me it's quarter circle forward B.

I liked that for all of Lex's "brain beats brawn" claims and belittling Superman's intelligence, all his actual tactics are ultimately just brute force and violent coercion.

>>213796333
I got a kick out of Lex's ride or die tech henchmen throughout the whole film. I don't know why all these people also hate Superman enough to go along with these mad scientist plans, but I like it.

>>213800610
Superman is supposed to be hyper-intelligent also, but it rarely gets depicted.

>>213800610
Superman actually uses tactics for his opponents as well, rather than just "punch harder".

>>213800529
Do you assume that every policeman/fireman/retail worker isn't sentient? Also
>Lex can develop clothes and armour that doesn't break from Superman's attacks but not a small camera encased in that same material

>>213796401
in soviet mother russia, steak sauce orders you

>>213799410
you have to be a really petty little bitch

>>213795216
It adds even more flavor to what the steak already has. Its real worth is if the steak your eating is dry. Maybe you overdid it a little. You're going to throw a perfectly good piece of meat away, but it wont be the same as a juicy one you're used to. Bam, A1 to the rescue. I always keep a bottle around just incase the meat isn't hitting right

>>213792404 (OP)
>Superman throws a punch at Ultraman
>Camera streams it to Lex's monitor so he can see it
>Lex thinks of what move to counter with
>Lex tells the technician to do the move 4B or whatever
>Technician enters said move
>Data is streamed to Ultraman
>Ultraman does the move
So you're telling me Ultraman is able to fight superman like this? Most retarded thing I've seen in a movie for years
I get it's supposed to be epic and cool but it has to be at least somewhat believable. He could've got into a VR suit and controlled him remotely

>>213795216
I don't put it on steaks but it's good on a baked potato

>>213792404 (OP)
I unironically thought this was a great scene

I watched Mission impossible final reckoning and jurassic world and this back to back from a torrent so I could be overrating this since the other two were shit.

Gunn knows how to make an entertaining movie. Also Nicholas Hoult is super underrated especially compared to the unlikable jesse eisenberg faget

>>213801416
Seems like the intention was to show that Lex had all of Supermans moves studied and counters formed. In the end it looks like half half assed remote control. That or he was so scared of the clone going rogue he intentionally dumbed it down to needing directions like that

>>213801642
>>213801416

In the Code Geass Anime, I remember an episode where Lelouch Vi Britannia was giving orders to Kallen and the other rebels when they fought Suzaku. Lelouch had studied the moves and tactics of the Lancelot and he gave specific orders to Kallen and her teammates on how to fight and defeat Suzaku in the Lancelot. If the Japanese can do it, then the American filmmakers can do the same.

>>213801416
lex was literally predicting the future m8, he wasn't just reacting

>>213802002
>In the Code Geass
stopped reading there

>>213796401
It's funny how this is the only part of the movie people remember

>>213802002
>In the Code Geass
Based.

>>213802257
it's a dumb as fuck movie, completely forgettable and needlessly complicated

>>213792404 (OP)
>superman has super speed
>Lex is somehow able to keep up with him even while being a normal dude and also counting the time delay between watching a video feed, giving a command and the clone reacting to it
Ok.

>>213801642
>Seems like the intention was to show that Lex had all of Supermans moves studied and counters formed
That just means he knows his moves, he still has to interpret the situation, choose one of the moves to counter with, and tell the techies to have ultraman do it, which is fucking retarded. Either that or Ultraman is semi-autonomous and able to fight on his own, with the commands being more like an executive override.

>>213801416
Luthor spent 3 years studying how Superman fights, he knows every punch Superman will throw before he does and can fight accordingly.

>>213803773
>>213792404 (OP)
>Like a video game
Superman 3 already done it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05GysooKs0g

>>213792404 (OP)
i'm just glad they finally depicted him as a rich business man instead of another criminal who must kill billions to buy and sell land again

>>213803706
Or he just really liked the idea of commanding Superman like a slave and that egotistical attitude overrode the good sense not to have such a stupid system

When he murdered that Paki and Superman dramatically shrieked over it I jizzed.

First nonJoker capeshit villain I want to see more of

>>213792404 (OP)
I liked Batman v. Superman come at me
You plebs who didn't like it didn't understand. It was deep af yes even for a cape movie. I'm a doctor

>>213801416
>>Superman throws a punch at Ultraman
You say this as if Lex wasn't expecting precisely "Superman throws a punch" and hadn't already said 5H for a countermove.

>>213792404 (OP)
>Brand new start of a brand new capeshit universe
>Already have Superman clones and the ability to create black holes and parallel universes at will
Dead. On. Arrival.

>>213800610
It's nice that this and the fact that for all of Lex's talk about Superman being dangerous he killed way more people than him weren't explicitly stated to the audience

>>213802257
I'm not stupid, movies like Inception that folks say "oh it was so complicated you had to pay such close attention or you'd be lost" weren't even slightly hard to follow, in fact despite being about dreams Inception wasn't very abstract at all, it was borderline grounded.

But an hour into Tenet I realized I hadn't the slightest fucking clue what was going on or why. It's just obtuse.

>>213802257
Please.

>>213806260
>wHAAAAaaaaaa!? How does supervillain have supervillain stuff, you must explaAAAaaiiin, nooooo!
He has it because he's very smart with nearly infinite resources, and there's been superhumans on Earth for 300 years, as said in the opening.
Why do we have to do the exact same thing as Marvel did with Iron Man where everything starts as just ordinary Earth?

this movie, from all the webms i've seen, gives me similar vibies to that mike myers cat in the hat movie. surreal, mean spirited, ironic - the only difference then on is that cat in the hat was actually funny and a good movie and this looks like a grown man who is embarrassed to be making a superhero movie trying to weave that exact same meta-tone into every last piece of it. it looks insipid, too self aware, and like it has shit effects and a bunch of gay characters dividing screentime far too much

>>213806260
There was no parallel universe. It was a pocket universe. They call it a pocket universe like fifteen times in the movie.

>>213806409
>this movie, from all the webms i've seen
Shut up, anon.

>Lex is canonically really good at fighting games

>>213802002
Lelouch was exploiting Suzaku's predictability by maneuvering around him, he wasn't micromanaging Tohdoh's sword strikes. Tohdoh's own predictability is what let Suzaku get out of it since he identifies his old master's attack and is able to dodge it thanks to experience.

>>213806409
>surreal, mean spirited, ironic
It is neither mean spirited nor ironic, it's in fact very earnest and straightforwardly optimistic. Neither is there anything surreal in the film, just fantastical comic book things. You might be retarded.

>>213806260
Yes, Superman should wear black and be directed by Bryan Singer

>>213806409
There are no gays in Superman. Ezra Miller and India are on suicide watch.

>>213806431
No he isnt.

>>213806409

>>213795549
He should be sacrificed to the almighty Vishnu!

>>213806699
Henry Cavill is gayer than Ezra Miller, though. Ezra goes both ways, Cavill just likes the D.

>>213806754
You can feel the third-hand cringe vibes radiating off of Corenswet's second-hand cringe from him having to recite Gunn's whiny effeminate lines.

>>213795013
>the film features way too many crude jokes and innuendos to be for kids
anon. it's literally current year. you think kids aren't all fucked up with their FNAF, smiling friends, gyatt and whatever other "adult animation" they all watch?

>>213806806
Uh huh. You sure sound like some totally disinterested party just observing a webm or two from afar.

>>213795013
>too many crude jokes and innuendos to be for kids
Such as...?
The only crude character was...Supergirl. Who is there for 30 seconds and established to be a messy drunk, nothing like Superman, thus her own movie will have its own more irreverent tone.

>>213806409
You're not that off. To me, who went in blind having seen no trailer nor spoilers, it felt like I was watching a Mel Brooks parody of both the Snyder movies and the MCU movies. And once you embrace (or pretend) that what you're seeing is basically the Spaceballs of Superman, it's pretty funny and enjoyable, like a Looney Tunes cartoon.

>>213795399
>I like it on a Philly steak sandwich

>>213807465
He's completely off. What the fuck are you on about? There's nothing "mean spirited" in the film at all.

>>213807584
I disagree. Lois being a bitch to Clark, everyone immediately believing the kryptonian recording, Lex Luthor monologuing, then whining about envy, then crying, etc.

>>213807693
>The villain is evil and selfish
>this makes the film mean spirited

>>213807693
>Lois being a bitch
>noooo how dare you ask real journalistic questions, you must softball!
I think the problem is you're a sensitive bitch and think any kind of adversity is being mean to you.

>>213796333
His henchmen were a highlight for me. Just always entertaining throughout the whole movie.

>>213799410
Your hatred isn't strong enough. Lex is so hateful he invented all this crazy super science shit just so he could fuck with Superman. I don't think its physically possible to be as hateful as he is, though I wish I was

>>213807738
>>213807777
Ah, shills. I get it now.

>>213806913
uhhh goo wana boo gonna gangy?

>>213807832
>sees contradiction
>immediately invents cheap narrative to explain them away rather than actually defend his claim
Sensitive bitch was right then.

>>213795271
One thing I never got, is this lex meant to be black?

>>213807693
What exactly is an appropriate reaction to having your entire life ruined and crashing down in front of you?

OH SH-

I love that after he gets thrashed by Krypto, Lex doesn't say another word. Just quiet seething from that point on.

>>213806298
It literally doesn't matter. The 'plot' of movies like Tenet and Inception are literally just vessels to get to the next action scene. It doesn't have to make sense because hey look, they're fighting now

>>213807928
You're misunderstanding, Inception was very straightforward and easy to follow, even as a vehicle for action scenes. It's not a "Nolan movies are SO complicated" thing, it's just Tenet that's completely obtuse and inscrutable, in a way that's simply irritating.

I liked how smug he was in this scene

>>213795013
>the film features way too many crude jokes and innuendos to be for kids
Both my Deadpool and Deadpool 2 viewings had plenty of kids in the audience.
Pearl-clutching spinster? The Amish don't get on 4chan.

>>213808348
That's not really what I was saying, Inception was simple, I agree. But the plot is secondary to the action. It could be replaced by 15 minute segments of nothing with the occasional grunt from the cast and it would still sell tickets, as demonstrated by the most recent John Wick, which was three fight scenes and Reeves' worst acting since Point Break. The plot doesn't matter.

>>213792404 (OP)
I love those guys too but shouldn't this be an /a/ thread?

>>213808563
Crap for people who aren't old enough for Naruto.

>>213808521
Inception was generally seen by audiences as being complex and smart, though. Even though it really wasn't, that was the perception.

>>213800610
That's the thing with Lex, he's arrogant yet smart.

>>213792404 (OP)
>Superman who is faster than the Flash doesn't have a fast enough reaction time to outperform a guy yelling commands that then have to be typed out by office workers

>>213808589
seethe

>>213801389
lmao

>>213795013
>the film features way too many crude jokes and innuendos to be for kids
>meanwhile kids on tiktok think skibidi toilets and gyatts are peak humor

>>213807909
yeah this movie is literally just a saturday morning cartoon

>>213805065
>buy and sell land again
If you watched Gunn's Superman you will find that is exactly what happened.

Project Cadmus when?

>>213809059
>>213805065
>to buy and sell land again

The buy and sell land is supposed to be an analogy to Trump saying he wanted to buy the Gaza Strip.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump%27s_Gaza_Strip_proposal

>>213809297
>On 4 February 2025
Yes anon I'm sure the film released in July had its plot dictated by something said four months earlier.

>>213809057
Problem?

>>213809057
No it isn't, though it is literally a Superman film. Kill yourself like Autumn Snyder killed herself.

>>213809059
He barely gave a shit about the land, it was a bonus, his goal was to kill Superman.

An A press is an A press, you can't do half an A press.

>>213792404 (OP)
Thumbnail looked like Eric Hayden, ive been bamboozled into a jeet superman thread, dammit

>>213792478
>>213792572
I was in a fist fight once, and to my surprise it was actually like that, with a guy yelling numbers and letters in my ear so I knew what to do.

>>213792404 (OP)
>the sound of COPEjeet posting 24 anti-Superman seethe threads on /tv/ every day

>>213809375
But you can half press an X, a circle, a triangle, and a square. I am pretty some Playstation 2 games did this.

>>213808645
>superman who is faster than the Flash
He isn't faster than Flash, retard.

Dubs and I pass my exams next month.

>>213792404 (OP)
The whole calling out tactics thing was so retarded as Lex's perception should not be able to even see what Superman is doing. They weakened Superman so much in this I struggled to see whats the point of adapting him if hes just getting his ass kicked like Invincible the entire film. James Gunn power scaling is terrible.

>>213807693
I forgot was the recording faked or not? If fake how did he do it? I remember them saying it wasn't possible.

>>213810728
It was not fake.

>>213795216
I don't care for it. My dad loved it, though.

>>213807835
kek

>>213803706
>Ultraman is semi-autonomous and able to fight on his own

He is. Ultraman tries to attack Superman after all of the gopro drones get taken out by Krypto, but it doesn't go well at all and Superman shortly after dispatches him.

Without Lex pulling the strings Superman would've had no difficulty with Ultraman.

>>213807693
>everyone immediately believing the kryptonian recording

Maybe, but it's probably the most realistic part of the movie.

At the end, though, you've got all of the talking heads apologizing to Superman and a sense that people realize that despite the recording, Superman's a good guy who's there to help and do the right thing, overcoming the momentary doubt Lex Luthor created.

>>213795013
Yeah, that scene where cum leaks from Supergirl's pussy was a bit much.

>>213810337
I mean UFC/boxers get corners that can tell them what to do but it goes both ways

>>213809059
You didn't watch the movie. The land grab was simply a means to have an excuse to kill Superman. Lex was petulant and envious the whole movie, he was willing to turn the whole world inside out just so he could take him out. He cries at the end of the film because superman is the hero, the futurist, the one people look up to.
No matter how much he tries to ruin his name, the people will always live him.
Lex is basically Elon. Richer than God with 0 fucking friends and a crippling desire to be liked

>>213811430
And the worst personality imaginable

>>213792404 (OP)
Is that Lydia from BB?

>>213811932
No it's Lex Luthor

>>213811954

>>213810474
SnyderSloppa made jeets think superman is faster because he beats flash in snyder movies easily for some reason

>>213812142
That's because Snyder's Flash can't run fast, he can only run in slo-mo

>>213807693
Or the justice gang treating supes like a retarded nuisance the whole movie

>>213809369
Your average "hope and optimism" poster everyone

>>213792404 (OP)
There's a lot that sucked about this movie. Glad I skipped it in theaters.
I don't think it's a poor Lex casting, it's just a very poorly written Lex.
Ma and Pa Kent was quite frankly a disrespectful portrayal.
The fact that mr Terrific and Krypto were the highlights is a big fucking woah buddy.
It's not even clear that this broke even yet, depending on the which cost estimate is being used. Not looking good for Gunn.

>>213813559
Monkey hands typed this post.

>>213792404 (OP)
Grow up, "superhero" fan.

>>213812368
>so much for the tolerant left
Type post kek

>>213802002
Spinzaku only has one move.

>>213813559
>Ma and Pa Kent was quite frankly a disrespectful portrayal.
What was wrong with it? I don't watch capeshit.

>>213795216
no it sucks

>>213815394
They were kind people who loved their son. Can't have that.

>>213792404 (OP)
Yeah I'm a punk rocker. Yes I am. I enjoyed watching Superman.

>>213792404 (OP)
>Activating H1B

>>213795216
if you need it on steak you fucked up but it goes great on top of burgers or mixed in with the patty. also goes well with any kind of meat pie

>>213806409
>Man who has only seen the Mike Myers Cat in the Hat movie, watching his second movie:

Activating nut crasher mode.

>>213806800
Cavill is one of those Supergays who is more of a man than 99% of heterosexual men. He could also fuck their wives better, he just wouldn't enjoy it.

>>213795216
its weird how elitest people get about steaks. they really arnt that great. chickens better in pretty much every way

>>213815394
>>213815416
They are made into caricatures, stereotypes of country bumpkins.
Ma Kent yelling incompetently into her smartphone, Pa Kent directed to be barely capable of spitting out his dialogue.
Again it's not poor casting it is poor writing and direction

>>213792404 (OP)
what's the code for buttfuck?

>>213792655
A no.1

>>213809057
And that's a good thing

>>213792404 (OP)
i want to fugg skyler gisondo.

>>213795013
>too many crude jokes and innuendos to be for kids

Why are you implying kids don't love those? Are you retarded?

>>213815531
ooooooohhhh right in the kyptons

>>213813559
>It's not even clear that this broke even yet, depending on the which cost estimate is being used.
2.5x rule is not real

>>213809057
and thats why its good. go back to your grimdark snyder superman

>>213792655
A1 is my mobile operator and ISP

>>213815784
When superman said that my entire theatre burst into a thunderous applause. People were shouting and throwing popcorn in the air. Fireworks were being set off. A bottle rocket whizzed past my head, hitting a pregnant woman sitting a few rows back. It was the best theatre experience I've had since the release of The Exorcist.

>>213792404 (OP)
2X!

I think it was kind of cool that the 4U made the big guy break his back.

>>213815955
Even under a low cost assumption it's a struggle that digital rentals, streaming, licensing, merchandising and the rest will likely only marginally recover.

>>213795055
When playing a real time strategy game, you can make a control group of out troops and assign them to a number key. The "A" key is for attack move, which means the selected unit(s) will move to a location and attack any enemy they encounter.

1A is essentially telling your army to attack somewhere.

>>213815726
I don't agree at all. They felt very realistic and clearly based on someone's actual parents. From the awkward hurried way Martha introduces themselves to Lois when helping move Clark, to Jonathan's talking about him an Martha going with some friends to a burrito place that felt like realistic small talk an elderly parent might make with their adult child that maybe lives a life they struggle to totally comprehend the reality of, but nonetheless have nothing but pride and admiration for, as well as his correct insight that what Clark took the incomplete message to mean matters much more than whatever it actually said. We see from his childhood room the wide variety of interests and hobbies he had, and the final home footage of his childhood that they raised him as best they could, not trying to mold him into something, but simply raise him with good values and a normal healthy childhood, and let him find his own path.

Far more real than the often lofty depiction of Jonathan in adaptations.

>>213816969
Pa should jst be a good normal guy. He doesn't need to be a paragon of perfection, but rather just a guy who can instill some good values into Clark. This one was pretty good for that.

>>213795013
Certified boomer moment.

>>213806409
Correct, but it also goes for a heckin nice guy angle that's unhinged and tone-deaf, so naturally the usual suspects ate it up. Another case of lefties conjuring a boogeyman and then incarnating the anti version of it, this is their own version of the strawman they made out of Man of Steel - as if it was even necessary to make a strawman out of a Snyder movie, fucking nutjobs.

Something similar happened with that gay Superman show for women that aired a while ago and only ever had online presence while marketing firms were active and people were fapping to cartoon latina Lois during season 1 (who was actually supposed to be gook, that must have crawled under the showrunners' skin real bad, lmao).

>>213817162
Superman and Lois was 100% Superman in his most pure form calling it gay makes you look like unironic troon.

>>213817182
Yeah, see, you can't even tell which gay show I'm referring to, that's how astroturfed it was.

>>213817212
File on hard evidence

>>213796333
>>213800737
>>213807785
Based and henchpilled.

>>213817162
You spend too much time online.

I liked Lex's armored henchmen having a slight purple and green colour scheme, his classic colours. Makes me think he might get suited up to fight with Superman directly in the future.

>>213813559
I agreed sir!

>>213817249
Sucks to have your narrative disrupted, huh. Too bad.

>>213802002
Code Geass more like Code Gay ass lol

>>213815531
>OW MY SUPERBALLS
Seriously, Gunn?

>>213817348
Not with all those tits

>>213817551
Man, she really not take the breakup with Yusei well.

>>213792404 (OP)
Forced meme. Pope Exorcist-tier

>>213792404 (OP)
I dont know much about the comics but isn't this Lex way too powerful? I mean, he created a pocket universe inside the earth, captured lots of creatures, he had an army of shitposting monkeys, built portals all around the world, cloned Superman, like wtf. How would virgin Brainiac or Batman even compete

>>213817741
No, that's Lex. He's the archenemy for a reason.

>>213817741
Lex at one point invented a spacetime machine so send him to Krypton a few years before it exploded so he could seduce Superman's mom and make him the father instead of Kal-El just so he could say to his face that he fucked his mom. He also clones Superman using Clark and his own DNA.

>>213793181
>grow up

>>213818308
>>213818308
Is this foto shopped?

>>213810474
Can Flash outrun a train, saar?

>>213815726
>Ma Kent yelling incompetently into her smartphone, Pa Kent directed to be barely capable of spitting out his dialogue.
Yeah that's just how a lot of people's parents in that region are, anon. They're not bad people, they're just not used to technology and struggle with direct conversation about very personal things. There's a reason the meanest insult in the region is a backhanded compliment.

>>213814345
>Ritesh
>Complains about British Empire
Turmeric demon.

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>>213807909
>Don't mind me, just on my way to page 10!

>>213818077
ya gotta love lexy baby ya just gotta

>>213809057
>this movie is literally just a saturday morning cartoon
that's all superhero movies. Also this movie was shit even by that standard