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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:20:29 PM No.213794015
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What would a Zulu made in 2025 be like?
Replies: >>213794050 >>213794270 >>213794717
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:21:43 PM No.213794050
>>213794015 (OP)
Blacks defend a crackhouse while the evil white cops swarm by the thousands
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:31:21 PM No.213794270
>>213794015 (OP)
They made it a couple years ago already, it was called
The Wpman King
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:52:09 PM No.213794717
>>213794015 (OP)
>brits kidnap a zulu kid and rape her
>king zulu is outraged, goes to the priest
>priest defends it because he's an evil christian, says they're married or something and sneaks away to warn the camp
>army marches on the camp to rescue her
>the battle is from the zulu perspective and is like d-day in saving private ryan
>a few brief flashes to the brit perspective where they shoot a surrendering solider or say something racist
>the battle ends and the brits start singing rule Britannia while a montage plays of various racist incidents including george floyd and other things the brits had no part in(but of which all white people are guilty)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:53:37 PM No.213794740
Probably shit because they wouldn't get the funding to make it good
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:53:20 PM No.213796094
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They'd probably go into more political dynamics if it was simply about Roarke's Drift battle. A full rundown on the Anglo-Zulu War would be kino, but if it was done with historical accuracy morons would claim it was woke, because the British were 100% the bad guys in the whole affair and it was a shitshow from the start.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:59:48 PM No.213796264
It would be set in the middle of London with the last 200 White Brits fighting for survival