what would they find on your file?

>seems like you spent most of your life shitposting on /tv/..
>no cunnyposting though.. what are you.. a coward?

>>213795078
No am not that interested in things with no ass

furry porn

>It says here you burned out several AI image generators creating images of female celebrities in saunas, dripping sweat, engaged in various erotic scenarios. Impressive.

>>213795235
good morning

>>213794958 (OP)
That i once clogged a toilet in a female sorority house, panicked and jumped out the 2nd floor window while they were all banging on the door telling me to hurry up

>>213794958 (OP)
>Let's see here, Mr. Anon...
>You have no social media, no job record, no pictures of yourself, no girlfriend...
>You don't even have a driver's license on record. You live with your mother, barely go outside...
>You're like a ghost, Mr. Anon. But this isn't enough to fool us.
>Online, you go by the name of 'kinophile', leaving obscene comments about... feet of famous actress, superhero movies, and something about 'earth rocking'.

>>213794958 (OP)
>No drivers license
>Phone number is from when he turned 16
>no employer contribution to his retirement fund
>never even reached the limit to pay taxes
>insurance expired when he came off his parents plan
>no record of completed higher education
>social media created but last log in is reported years ago with barely any activity beforehand
"He's a ghost, a nefarious underground criminal, or, I tell you, a total loser."

>we found your old forum handles when you were a teenager. lol you posted mad cringe. what a fag. and it says you said the n word once on youtube. well that settles it *closes folder* time to die, chud

when the feds came to my house they literally had a manilla folder like a 3/4ths of an inch thick with months and months of my shitposts. these actual fucking retards used ONE, WHOLE sheet of printer paper to print out ONE, SINGLE post each. dumbest fucking thing i've ever seen. the 3 sheriffs who showed up the second time also couldn't even pronounce the word anonymous correctly - and i don't mean they were getting a little tongue tied, i mean these braindead cattle were adding L's into the word. saying it multiple times a different way each time. full on ESL kind of shit. i already had a low opinion of government but after all that i pretty much assume america is operating on nearly the same level as an african country bureaucratically speaking - only, we've got decades of money and white labor still barely holding up the crumbling facade that is a country

>>213796459
>these actual fucking retards used ONE, WHOLE sheet of printer paper to print out ONE, SINGLE post each. dumbest fucking thing i've ever seen. the 3 sheriffs who showed up the second time
proof?

>>213796532
it's not like i took a picture with these faggots lmao. it was like 11am on a weekend or something, i'm high as fuck, i hear banging on my door, i go out - there's a nigger and a beaner in plain clothes - they say they're feds, they show me their badges, then they whip out a fat stack of wasted paper in a folder and read me off a post i wrote about thrones of nigger skulls. literal copypasta-tier dogshit i wrote drunk in the AM and the federal government had to send salaried desk jockies out to try and scare me. then an hour or two after that for some reason they sent a fleet of sheriffs

the second time they came out (because i didn't stop shitposting) they sent the 3 stooges first, and then a few days after that they hit me with an electronic warrant and pulled an APC into my yard. nearly a dozen cars, like nearly 2 dozen COD larpers in faggy gear, etc. half the "operators" were fucking women LMAO. and THEN they got their massive tank stuck in the mud of my yard and they had to make the CSGO team push it from the front while they towed it from the back with one of the glownigger suburbans.

again, most embarrassing shitshow i've ever seen. if it was meant to scare me it worked - because i am thoroughly terrified by how incompetent, pathetic, and wasteful our government is

>>213794958 (OP)
>Mr Anon... we've been going through your internet history and we have noticed a very specific pattern in uh... your browsing habits. Lily Starfire, Hazel Grace, Zaawaadi, Maserati XXX, Lexi Luv... Do these names sound familiar to you?

>>213796676
what was the post you focused on? Sounds like you must have made some serious threats in your post? Was there a target they didn like you mentioned?

>>213796676
by the way - that first time - with the nigger skull throne post. that post was MONTHS. OLD. they thought i was "enough of a threat" to come out but not when i actually posted THE post that was apparently bad enough to send someone out in the first place. so, again, enough of a threat to try to bully me with manlet federal agents on the Z-team, but not enough of a threat to do anything about it immediately. genius strategy

I've been hardstuck in silver/gold in league for literally over a decade.

>>213794958 (OP)

>"Tell me Mr Anderson, what good is porn...if you are unable to jerk off..."

>>213796790
the first time they came out they only ever showed me the nigger skulls post, i guess they were going to show me more but when i started laughing in their face i guess they realized that would be pointless

the second time i also drunkenly at like 2 am made some post about the jason statham beekeeper movie being dogshit and at the end of that massive absurd rant i said something along the lines of "here's a list of people i'd kill in one punch if i saw them on the street" and then included pretty much everyone you shouldn't include - trump, biden, gates, bezos, "fbi agents" LOL because those guys are all walking down the street in FBI man uniforms. i clearly struck a nerve. RENT FREE BABYYY!!!

Just wanna say that I love the Matrix movies
Wish Hollywood would make more cool movies like The Matrix, I don't think any other movies come close to how great they are

>>213796896
one more addendum i just remembered - i think most of all it was the bill gates part of that list. i shit you not, the FBI headquarters for my city is on MICROSOFT WAY. they are literally almost sharing property grounds with a fucking microsoft center. synchronicity or meme magic or what i don't know, but it's hilariously ironic and probably played some weird role in all of it

>>213796676
>thrones of nigger skulls
lol

>>213796764
>"Mr Anon, I see you are an avid admirer of Scarlett Johansson. You've said multiple times, and I quote, 'I would motorboat the hell out of those giant khazar milkers'"