Pitch your ideas for a female 007

>>213795212 (OP)
You can’t. Bond is an inherently male character.

>>213795212 (OP)
its james bond except its a hot lady named jane bond and she does all kinds of spy missions and fucks lots of hot dudes with big dicks

Bond honeypots a foreign diplomat.

>>213795212 (OP)
Female spies all boils down to just having sex with dudes to get what you want

>>213795212 (OP)
she's right. The entire identity of the character is that he achieves masculinity via traditionally feminine qualities (taking care of his clothes, using a small gun, drinking women's drinks, etc.)

helen mirren is hot

>>213795212 (OP)
My idea is that it shouldn't happen. But it already did happen.

>>213795212 (OP)
Here's my pitch....some jackass faggot brings a script to a Bond film where they gender swap Bond, and the jackass faggot gets his ass kicked for cultural vandalism and the script gets tossed into the garbage where it belongs.

Totally Spies are already the ideal version of female james bond.

She seduces the enemy spies with her wiles. All the enemy spies are ugly bastards.

>>213795337
Since when was a vodka martini feminine? It's pure alcohol man.

>>213795212 (OP)
still would
>captcha wx hag

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>>213795599
You just proved exactly why it doesn't work.

>>213795212 (OP)
Female James Bond is sent to infiltrate an Epstein like human trafficking and prostitution ring from the inside. While undercover she takes several mens loads and performs humiliating and abusive sexual acts, rising to too so to speak as the number 1 girl. Once enough evidence has been gathered *wink* *wink* she and MI6 make their move to take down the entire operation.

>>213795212 (OP)
sexy lady bond that has to seduce her way up all-female ranks of bikini beach island compound.

Bicki Bond

>>213796383
sorry anon, a martini is a woman's drink

>>213795599

A female bond would have to be bisexual so she could continue seducing women. Cara could make it work.

>>213795212 (OP)

>>213795212 (OP)
It is called Licenced to Drive, and she kills all the bad guys on accident while trying to parallel park.