There's no chance in hell that this isn't a legendary disaster, is there?

They want this short, hairless, pretty cutesy sissy with a "I LET BIG FAT UGLY BASTARDS PLOW MY BUSSY" look to play James Bond, tbtw.

>>213795918 (OP)

>007, someone is interfering with the prompt delivery times of Amazon Prime purchases! This is our most fiendish adversary yet. Fill your cart with everything necessary for this mission and then rendezvous with your mysterious and sexy new partner, Lauren Sanchez.

>>213796064
Don't be surprised if the new Bond is bald so he can act as a self-insert for Bezos.

>>213795918 (OP)

>007, this will be your most dangerous mission yet, should you choose to accept it.
>We've gotten word of union organizing activity at a Amazon Fulfillment facility in America.

Bezos wants his plastic wife to get a role so thats the cheap slop I expect it to be.

>>213796008
>Tom Hollander as James Bond
>Bezo’s bogged wife as the Bond girl
>Bezos will be paying to have his wife fucked by a younger and more handsome man on screen
>All of this meant to be entertainment for the masses

Amazon was a mistake.

>>213796316
And here we thought it couldn't get worse than GAY BAR FAG WEET IK AND WE WUZ 007 AND SHIEEET

>>213795918 (OP)
>007, we've received word that an Amazon Essentials® production facility in Shenzhen is being used as a front for global arms traffickers posing as workers' rights advocates.
>Your mission: Infiltrate the facility, identify the ringleaders, and eliminate them.
>The future of Two-Day Amazon Prime® shipping depends on your success.

>makes the worst Bond movies of all times
>makes countless public statements about how much he hates Bond for pozzed reasons
>turns him gay, into a cuckold and then kills him off
>Last movie is so bad the entire franchise is sold off to Amazon

>>213796174

>>213796540

Nothin' personal kid.

>>213795918 (OP)
James Bond movies are so formulaic that they'd actually have to go to some length to mess this up. These should be slam-dunk films every single time.