>grab a beer
>watch some MST3K
yeah...now thats relaxin'

>>213801326 (OP)
I've seen them all too many times. It doesn't work anymore. :(

>>213801358
They are good to fall asleep to if you’ve watched them too many times

>>213801326 (OP)
>MST3K
proto-cinemasins faggotry. the left cannot create, it can only mock other people's creations.

>>213802167
Trying to hard

>>213801326 (OP)
its a very gen x show. i cant get into it but everyone 45 and up I know loves it

>>213802742
>its a very gen x show. i cant get into it
It's timeless you zoomer faggot.

>>213802742
Me and my dad bond over it. I'd recommend starting with the newer ones if you want to get into it as a zoomer.
If you start with the first season black and white monster trash you'll want to blow your head off.

>>213801326 (OP)
So then it come to this you an Noll is in it for for fame and fertune...but over my dead bawwdy

>>213802167
This is just stupid. The best jokes in the show aren't even at the movie's expense. They're just riffing some shit that would be funny if it happened in the movie.

>>213803386
I fuckin love sexy foreign broads who sound like retards when they speak English.

>>213802167
Interesting word salad

>>213801326 (OP)
>Watch out for snakes!

>>213802167
They're mad because you're right.

>>213801326 (OP)
For me? its the "stitched together tv shows that pretends to be a movie" episodes

>>213801326 (OP)
for me, its Rowsdower

>>213803082
you're a retard for pushing anyone near that wife murdering Patton Oswalt.
Start with "the final sacrifice" move onto "Mitchell" then watch any episode with Mike as host. Best way to get into the show.

Joel or Mike?

>>213803752
nothing wrong with cinamasins.

>>213804865
funny how people pretend to care about some celebrity's loved one dying. especially when they don't care about the celebrity themselves.

>>213805000
yes, i do not care about a celebrity who murdered his wife, and leveraged his hollywood status to marry his childhood actor crush. You're a retarded nigger for watching new MST3K with female Crow and shittier writers. MST3K wasn't even that funny to begin with, but the new writers are cancer. You need to kill yourself.

>>213804730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhHXKQzewgs&t=45

>>213804894
Joel was more laid back resulting in a more cozy atmosphere, but Mike was funnier.

>>213804894
Mike.
Trace or Bill?

>>213803386
>the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive

Not the Hitler Mueseum!

>>213805906
That one is tougher. Both were great as Crow, but Trace had the better live role, so he wins.

I love every episode with trace and frank.

>>213801358
You've seen all several hundred Rifftrax too, then?
I will never get tired of MST3K or Rifftrax. Everything is crap & deserves to be laughed at, and these guys deliver!

kill yourself

>>213802923
I've heard younger people complain they don't get the references. So yeah, it's a very Boomer/GenX sort of show. t. GenX
>>213804894
I learned that it doesn't matter. The great episodes are the ones where they find a movie that's entertaining in a way it never intended to be. Whether it's Joel or Mike is irrelevant.
>>213804730
Riding With Death! I had completely forgotten about "Gemini Man" until Ben Murphy pressed a button on his watch and vanished. At that point, I had a horrible flashback to watching that TV show decades earlier. Needless to say, I enjoyed watching Mike & the bots rip it a new one.

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

When are new episodes happening? I thought /tv/ liked Emily since she's cute.

>>213806599
I watched it as a kid and i enjoyed it though i never understood any of the 1970s tv show jokes they made

I've actually been enjoying watching MST3K movies in the original form lately. It's interesting to see what scenes were cut out. Like the fucking rape scene in Red Zone Cuba.

>>213806793
Or the rape scene in Eegah!

>>213803678
REFUELING, MIKE

>>213806599
>you're as elusive as Robert Denby!

I know it's the reddit answer, but for me it's gamera.

I always thought they were a good idea but the jokes almost always fall flat to me.

>MVP Superbowl VIII, for Miami

>>213806748
On the other hand, there's a lot of things that I found out existed because of some of the more obscure riffs. There's also annotatedmst.com

>>213801326 (OP)
Take a Xanax. Even better.

>>213801326 (OP)
Top 3 for me are 1) Final Sacrifice, 2) Party Beach, and 3) either Blood Waters of Dr. Z or Werewolf depending on how I'm feeling at any given moment.

>>213806959
Or the rape scene in The Sidehackers!

>>213807042
Alright, Moriarty, it's Sherlock. Off you jail you go. To join Dr. Hale.
...and Veronica Rivers, and Thames the butler, and Lana Tames, and Martin, and Dutch Gunderson, and Sally Decker!
>>213807808
I couldn't even pick a top. Manos? Monster-A-Go-Go? Hobgoblins? Invasion Of The Neptune Men? Riding With Death? The Creeping Horror? Or, if we wish to broach Rifftrax... Rollergator itself?!?!

Flag on the moon...

Eegah
Pod People
Manos
Mitchell
The Beatniks
Cave Dwellers
Girl In Lovers Lane

Max comfy Joel episodes

For me, it's Prince of Space.

Go Packers!!!

>>213808766
I would also add

I Accuse My Parents
Fugitive Alien and Fugitive Alien 2
Bride of the Monster
Time of the Apes
Sidehackers

>>213804894
Mike.
He was a little more aggressive with his jokes in the theater whereas Joel was more chill. Mike did some of his years with the SciFi Channel and they mandated that they do more scifi movies, which ended up being the best corporate decision in history because that gave us Time Chasers, Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, Space Mutiny

>>213804894
Joel for me because he was the 1st one i watched back in the day. I love his stoner relaxed 'idon't give a fuck' attitude. Mike was good too, I like them both but if i had to pick I'd pick Joel. Just more comfy to me.

>A HOT FISH SHOP? MAnnnnnnn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHouLb1gU18

>>213802923
It really isn't. Lots of the references were obscure even back then.

>>213802167
Cinema sins is garbage and not even funny. Also, mike nelson, the head writer from season 2 onward is a republican. Pretty sure that's what caused the rift between him and joel "the fag" hodgson.

>>213802923
Bro, I love the show and even I'll say you're dead wrong. It's super fucking timely with their jokes. Most zoomers will have no idea what he's referring to most of the time.

>>213810703
If that was true, he wouldn't still be working with Bill.
People can disagree on politics and still get along.

>>213810577
>Lots of the references were obscure even back then.
This only proves my point.

>>213801326 (OP)
It always creeps me out when they show Crow's legs. Same deal with Kermit now that I think about it.

>>213804865
I wonder if you actually believe that, or if you just repeat it to fit in.

>used to live in fear of a********1's videos getting taken down
>now official MST3K channel is just churning out videos daily and re-compiling them into frequent chat enabled livestreams
what a time to be alive

i still kinda like the old lofi rips too tho

>>213804894
Real question, Bill or Trace?
Bonus joke question, Kevin or that other faggot?

>Two souls stranded in a barren wasteland...

>>213801326 (OP)
they make so many dated references it makes me feel retarded when i dont get them all.
what are some good 'sodes to watch? ive seen a few here and there but not many

>>213811199
No it doesn't you idiot
Gen Xers would get the references, they just would think "wow, I haven't thought of that shit in forever", and that's what would make it funny. If you just have no fucking clue what they're talking about, there's no joke. You're a fucking retarded fucking asshole faggot.

>>213804894
Joel on a lazy Sunday afternoon falling asleep on the couch to cheezy black and white japanese films
Mike every time else

>>213811342
Trace is great and frankly underrated but I think Bill did a better job making Crow a genuine character and not just Himself, v2

>>213811455
>Gen Xers would get the references
So why even say "the references were obscure even back then"? Fucking moron. If they were obscure back then and the show could be enjoyed, they would be obscure now and the show would be enjoyed.
Truth is there are tons of references that I don't get and I grew up watching the show when it originally aired. Most of those references are from Servo. Joel/Mike and Crow are more typical humor references. It's amazing how fucking stupid you are. Based on your logic zoomers can't enjoy a movie from the 1950s because it doesn't have cell phones and references the Cold War and Nixon.

>>213811178
But joel was obviously a fag so he couldn't.

>>213811414
This list is what I'd consider to be high tier episodes, but enjoyment will vary by viewer just from the reference pool. Another way to pick which ones to watch is to decide what kind of bad movie you want to see. If you want to see bad sci-fi, watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank or Time Chasers. If you want bad fantasy, Quest of the Delta Knights. If you want to see complete incompetence in film making, Manos: The Hands of Fate, or Hobgoblins. If you want a movie so cheesy that it didn't need MST3K to play like a joke, Prince of Space, Space Mutiny, and the Wild Wild World of Batwoman. Hope you enjoy.

>>213802167
The left? Mike Nelson is an old midwestern conservative actually.
And also, it's really ONLY the left who creates. That's why Hollywood has only a small handful of notable rightwinger celebrities, and they skew towards being true boomers in age anyway.
Artists have always been lefties. Art is about change after all.

But fuck you for trying to see everything as left vs. right. MST3K isn't about politics at all. Art was so much better before you fucktard chuds became aware and made it your whole thing. If you're going to apply that to art at least get it right. Historically it's been the right who censors, burns, bans, and attacks art that they deem to be "obscene" or "offensive". It's not the left at school board meetings calling for the removal of some LGBT young adult book from the school library, is it?

caught in an endless chase
la la la

>>213811414
>they make so many dated references it makes me feel retarded when i dont get them all.
0% of the audience can get every reference they make. What is the faggot zoomer obsession with "dated references" scaring them so much? Do you not watch cowboy movies because they don't use phones and instead use the wire system?

>>213811746
>Art was so much better before you fucktard chuds became aware and made it your whole thing.
You're fucking retarded. It's the left that forced every piece of media to have some message, or to show white people as bad and browns and women as noble and good.
> It's not the left at school board meetings calling for the removal of some LGBT young adult book from the school library, is it?
They're busy banning To Kill a Mockingbird and censoring Disney movies that are "problematic" you fucking faggot.

>>213810703
In the real world people don't dissolve business partnerships over political opinions. You people are so dumb. And being an old school republican like Mike isn't the same as being some magafag racist dirtbag like you guys who post here. Mike's smart. He's not a Trumper. He's nothing like you.

>>213811414
Forgot to mention that the shorts are also worth checking out, especially if you don't want to watch a whole 90 minute episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G0stojwYjI&list=PL9LByTzjQPEpzMUkzU3SNqEvKRx09Z8Nk

>>213811823
No one's banning To Kill a Mockingbird. No one's censoring Disney but Disney themselves. Which democrats in power are actually trying to suppress anyone's free speech? You're a clueless terminally-online disinformation bubble boy.
Have sex and read a fucking book.

>>213811199
You don't get it. In addition to pop culture references, MST3K made historical references, references to poetry, classical literature, obscure philosophical and scientific references, and so on. And this isn't even to imply that "references" were the only type of joke they did. Much of it was just funny "riffing", observations, comparisons to cliques and personality types, and just plain goofing off. It always makes me laugh whenever they just dive into gabby Minnesotan accents, Ohh the crappies are really bitin doncha knoow.. And I had a hell of a time explaining jokes like a buff guy coming onscreen and them saying "Oh man coach is gonna ream me if I don't finish my squats!" to some foreign friends. You might have trouble following along if you're not a white American, and if that's the case I'm not really sympathetic.

There's a lot of esoterica mixed in and that's perfectly. I've been watching this show for decades and still to this day I'll suddenly get a joke on the 10th rewatch of an ep that I never noticed or had the background to understand before. It's a DELIGHT, not a burden. If you can't understand that, I don't know how to help you not be miserable all the time over petty generational nonsense.

>>213811658
God you're stupid
Already explained it to you, didn't bother finishing your post

>>213811914
>Already explained it to you, didn't bother finishing your post
Yes, you did. This is the typical response for a losing argument.

>>213811893
We shouldn't even discuss mst here. There are really dumb trolls who will never get it. Not to mention the zoomers.
You're wasting your fingers to type so much to them. I do it all the time.

>>213811924
Dude I won so hard I didn't even read your reply. I just ... uh, sensed that it was you again so I wanted to check in. To solidify my victory.

>>213811893
See>>213811658
There isn't a single viewer that watched a random ep in 1993 and understood every single reference. It's not possible and the show doesn't expect you to understand them all. There are 3 distinct voices of comedy in that studio and if you can get 30% of each of their jokes, you've got a good viewing experience at least. Some jokes even follow up. For example in Final Sacrifice they see a photo and say "Larry Csonka!", now if you won't know who that is, does that ruin the episode? No. BUT they follow it up with Troy writing a letter and one of them says "Well Larry, it's time that I get going...", which is funny. So you don't have to know who Larry is, but you get at least 1 laugh out of it.

>>213811970
>Dude I won so hard I didn't even read your reply.
Yet you replied to it and keep insisting that you didn't read it. You lost, hard bro.

>>213811988
duh
to many werds
u r old

>>213801358
Even the ones from when they were just on public access?

>>213811869
>No one's banning To Kill a Mockingbird.
Oh boy....
>. No one's censoring Disney but Disney themselves.
To appease leftists.
>Which democrats in power are actually trying to suppress anyone's free speech?
So now it's "Democrats in power". It's leftists calling for all this censorship.
>You're a clueless terminally-online disinformation bubble boy.
Yeah and Biden was sharp as a tack.

>>213812012
So you can't enjoy an MST3K episode because it makes a few references that you might not understand, and you also can't read a paragraph.
Go watch the Minecraft movie for the 10th time, faggot.

>>213802167
they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>213811828
>. Mike's smart. He's not a Trumper.
I can 100% guarantee he voted Trump.

>>213812011
Jesus. You don't get sarcasm I guess.

>>213812263
>. You don't get sarcasm I guess.
Ok, please explain it to me. I await your silence.

>>213812133
Hi, Mike!

>>213812043
Does your "AI" friend think it's lefties who are doing this? You seem to assume so. Nice "evidence".

>>213812060
Sarcasm.

>>213812303
>Does your "AI" friend think it's lefties who are doing this?
Yeah, it's CONSERVATIVES in Duluth, Minnesota that are wanting to ban a book because of the N-word....
Let me guess, Biden was sharp as a tack?

>>213812133
No you can't. If anything he didn't vote. But he may have voted Harris. More people refused to vote than voted for Trump. He won the popular vote by 1.5 million. Hardly a landslide.

>>213812274
I'm on your side and I was making a joke as if I were one of the stupid people arguing with you. I thought it was over the top enough that you'd get it but you didn't. My mistake.

>>213812358
I wish they'd have pulled Biden out far sooner actually. I never thought he was sharp as a tack. That said, I'd elect a fucking stapler before Trump. I don't care who runs the nation. Anyone (or anything) else would suit me fine.

>>213812360
>No you can't. If anything he didn't vote. But he may have voted Harris. More people refused to vote than voted for Trump. He won the popular vote by 1.5 million. Hardly a landslide.
Ok....
>Mike is a conservative
>Mike is a Christian
>Mike lives in Wisconsin (which went for Trump)
He 100% voted Trump.
>More people refused to vote than voted for Trump.
Biden had more votes than Kamala. More Biden voters decided not to vote for her. Trump gained voters from 2020.

>>213811828
Your entire post screams at me that you have no intelligent opinions and are not worth having a discussion with on any topic.

tldr weak bait

>>213812324
>Sarcasm
The weed of deceit. Sarcasm fish, mighty hunter of the deep.

>>213812399
>I wish they'd have pulled Biden out far sooner actually. I never thought he was sharp as a tack.
Where was this "CONSERVATIVES ARE THE REAL CENSORSHIP PEOPLE" attitude that you have now when Biden was still running. Every libtard was full "it's fake new you terminally online chud" when you brought up Biden's decline.
>That said, I'd elect a fucking stapler before Trump. I don't care who runs the nation. Anyone (or anything) else would suit me fine.
You shouldn't have nominated a dumb brown woman then.

>>213812408
Yes, all of that is unfortunately true. Except for your "100% certainty" about Mike. I just know too many people his age with his brains who couldn't vote for Trump. Either time. But you people always think you're more numerous than you are. You 4chan types think the whole country is poltarded against jews and other minorities. You live in a bubble. Most of us are centrists. Most of you are too (the party). Most held their nose to vote for Trump just like most of us held our nose voting for Hillary or Biden or Harris. Lesser of two evils. Only fucking morons are fully on board with the candidate. And the maga people are just nuts.

>>213804894
Apples and oranges. Both are completely different experiences, and each have their highlights and downsides.

>>213812448
Hmmhmmm planning revenge on my friends

>>213812496
>I just know too many people his age with his brains who couldn't vote for Trump.
Yeah, Trump did really poor with those white, male, straight, registered republican, midwest Christians....I think he only won 97% of them. You legit sound retarded.

>oh my god people shut me down when i complained about not getting genx references
>hmmm what will i attempt next to impotently derail the thread... i know, i'll bring up trump apropos of nothing

Protip you don't need to engage hateful unhappy losers. They will always be unhappy. Nothing will cure them.

>>213812449
You pay too much attention to online extremism. I don't know a single fellow liberal who uses twitter or would defend Biden's sharpness in the second half of his presidency.
And I'm surprised you didn't point out that we didn't nominate her. But we didn't care and that's why we didn't demand some emergency democratic primary. Anyway, she's more capable than Trump is. I believe that more and more with every boneheaded move he makes.

>>213812533
There are a lot of people posting here. I didn't bring up Trump but I'm shitting on him now. I didn't mention references.

>>213812535
>You pay too much attention to online extremism.
Uh, it's that extremism that leads to book bannings. And it's that extremism that kept Biden in the race. If you all weren't so retarded he might have dropped out in Jan 2024, and they could have had a real primary and gotten a better candidate (someone like Beshear or Mark Kelly could have beaten Trump).
> I don't know a single fellow liberal who uses twitter or would defend Biden's sharpness in the second half of his presidency.
You're braindead. Up until the debate every libtard was all in on the "Biden is sharp as a tack" defense.
>Anyway, she's more capable than Trump is.
Even Dems don't think so. She didn't win a single primary vote in 2019.

>>213812566
>I'm a hateful, unhappy person bringing up Trump apropos of nothing
>This is valid because-

>>213812586
I really only know real people and don't follow social media. You seem all frothed up as if everyone who didn't vote Trump is a bluehair lesbian sjw. It's not like that in the real world. Everyone left of maga isn't your stereotype. Bush and Cheney and Romney don't support Trump either. Wake up and see how things really are. 1/3 of us didn't vote, 1/3 of us voted blue, and the slightly larger 1/3 of you voted Trump.
Them's the facts.
Everything else is just exaggerated online nonsense.

>>213806959
Oh I should check that out. Jaws was kinda cute when he was young.

>>213812655
Actually the largest third didn't vote, but it's close enough. It wasn't "over half the country" by any means.

>>213812655
>I really only know real people and don't follow social media.
So you went from "nobody I saw on twitter was saying that" to "I don't follow social media".
You're a libtard faggot and a liar.
>You seem all frothed up as if everyone who didn't vote Trump is a bluehair lesbian sjw.
Just the registered democrats.
> Bush and Cheney and Romney don't support Trump either.
They aren't calling for censorship of books.
>1/3 of us didn't vote, 1/3 of us voted blue, and the slightly larger 1/3 of you voted Trump.
That's literally every election
>Everything else is just exaggerated online nonsense.
Funny how you've backed off your "liberals aren't calling for censorship" when in fact they clearly are.

>>213812655
>1/3 of us didn't vote, 1/3 of us voted blue
kamala did worse than biden in 2020. trump in 2024 did better than trump in 2024. it was biden voters that said 'fuck kamala'

>>213812449
You want to see censorship in action? Watch who catches a ban in this thread. Not you. In this "free speech" forum the janitor will take sides with YOU.

>>213812718
Yes. I know. That doesn't refute that more people didn't want Trump than did.

>>213812522
Trump did poorly with pretty much every demographic if you look at actual voter results. Republicans just cheated. US elections are rigged, the electoral college should be eliminated and replaced with ranked choice voting.

>>213812726
This is an MST3k thread, not a politics thread. Go to /pol/ to talk about politics.

>>213812726
>In this "free speech" forum the janitor will take sides with YOU.
He won't. Back when Andor was on I pointed out how the show was leftist garbage (and how leftists online were equating the show to just like le Trump) and I got banned.

>>213812698
I don't know anyone who uses twitter. You misread that.
I'm a registered Democrat; a straight, white, male.
Bush and Cheney and Romney do not support the leader of their party or the country. That's bigger than the book thing, that no one accused them of doing in the first place.
That's not literally every election. It was a first.
I haven't backed off. They aren't.
lol
Dumbass.

>>213812747
>Trump did poorly with pretty much every demographic if you look at actual voter results.
Are you fucking retarded? He got more votes in each election. He did better with women than expected, much better with hispanics than expected, and much better with black men than expected.
>. Republicans just cheated. US elections are rigged,
So when Trump said this it was the "big lie" but when libtards say it it's the truth?
> the electoral college should be eliminated and replaced with ranked choice voting.
Biden AND Obama could have pushed this through but didn't. So stop crying like a fucking faggot.

>>213812747
This.

>>213812795
Trump only got 30% of the overall US vote. Stop watching Faux News.

>>213812805
But, but, but... he won though! And everyone is WITH HIM!

>>213812789
>Bush and Cheney and Romney do not support the leader of their party or the country. That's bigger than the book thing, that no one accused them of doing in the first place.
Wow, so 3 trash neocons (worse than libtards imo) don't support Trump? That's a good thing because those 3 are scum of the earth faggots.
>That's not literally every election. It was a first.
Not really. Turnout was huge in 2024. Bigger than 2016 and most elections before it.
>I haven't backed off. They aren't.
So please tell me, why are schools in Duluth, MN trying to censor To Kill a Mockingbird. Do you think Duluth, MN (a blue state) has lots of conservatives calling for censorship of the n-word? Answer this or you lost.

>>213812750
I want to but chuds keep lying.

>>213812805
>Trump only got 30% of the overall US vote.
He got the 2nd most votes in US history. Libtard math is fucking SAD. It's dems that decided not to vote for Kamala.

I'm torn. I want the /pol/ fags to leave, but the thread is likely only still alive because of them.

>>213812858
Over 80% of the country voted for Kamala, it's just our voting system prioritizes land over people.

>>213812848
>I want to but chuds keep lying.
Sure thing
>it's conservatives, not liberals that want censorship
>Republicans rigged the 2024 election

>>213812875
Joel says "White Power"

>>213812842
>scum of the earth faggots

lol, you're not a real republican and you never were. You're /pol/tard racist scum. Probably nazi. You're the idiotic maga "base", the fatherless, sexless chuds who are angry they never got theirs. You need to unite with us against the 1% instead of believing they will help you by defeating the browns. They distracted you after occupy wall street. You should be with us. You're poor and dumb but you could be smart and poor and fight that system.
Meanwhile, the left is the lesser of two evils especially for the 99%'s wallets.

> Unfunny Slopmericans talking over movies with a shitty watermark overlay.
Not even marketing can save this steaming turd.

>>213812878
>Over 80% of the country voted for Kamala,
It's amazing how stupid you are. Trump got 77 million votes, Kamala 75. Simple math.
>, it's just our voting system prioritizes land over people.
Even without the EC, Trump still would be President because he won the popular vote.

>>213812909
>Faux News propaganda
Recent NPR polling data shows Trump only got 23 million votes.

>>213812858
Population is increasing. And Biden got the most votes. That's why Trump is second.

>>213812905
>lol, you're not a real republican and you never were
I'm not and I never said I was. I support Based Trump for deporting illegals (Rs would never do that), though I don't love Trumps constant Israel dick sucking, but you can't get everything.
Libtards losing keeps me happy.

AND THEN THEY STUCK A BOTTLE BRUSH DOWN MY THROAT!

>>213812931
>Recent NPR polling data shows Trump only got 23 million votes.
Please post this polling data. You won't because it doesn't exist.

>>213812880
lol, no one rigged the 2024 election. The "rigging" that happens is disinformation flooding social media. The Russia type stuff. Facebook.
No one yet has fucked with ballots and shit on a mass scale. Neither side believes that. Just the fringe nutcase schizos.

>>213812961
>what is Google

>>213812932
>And Biden got the most votes.
And Kamala lost millions of them. Biden voters are the real sexist/racist voters.

>>213812904
Crow says "Don't be ashamed of your body."

>>213812934
I thought so. I see you for everything you aren't now. Pendulum is swinging back the other way. Hope we have some freedoms left. You're the guy who just wants to see the world burn.
I hope you lose that virginity soon, Cletus P. Durden. lol

>>213812962
>lol, no one rigged the 2024 election.
Tell that to this anon >>213812747
>. The "rigging" that happens is disinformation flooding social media.
You mean like "Biden is sharp as a tack" and "This is the best economy ever". And I thought you weren't on social media....
>The Russia type stuff.
Still with this 2017 shit...

>>213812966
>>what is Google
Post it. It's not my job to hunt down every insane claim somebody makes. I would love to see that data that shows Trump only got 23 million votes when in reality he got 77 million.

>>213812998
>Pendulum is swinging back the other way. Hope we have some freedoms left.
We have less censorship now, hopefully. Enjoy Vance winning in 2028.
>I hope you lose that virginity soon
The shrieking of a liberal tranny losing an argument.

>>213813013
It's not my job to educate the deluded. Go do your own research. Maybe read for once in your life.

>>213812975
A lot of liberal kids who don't like the whole middle east situation. That was a big deal. Perfect storm; just enough for Trump to squeak through. I just hope the left's lawyers and representatives fight HARD against all of the fascistic Project 2025 type shit they're moving on.
They'll tie all this up until Gavin or Oprah or even that black ESPN guy can take office. Anyone else. It'll be an easy win for the left after the shambles the economy is left in by 2027-28. The 1% is grabbing ALL THEY CAN for the last time.
Revolution is a comin'.

>>213813038
>It's not my job to educate the deluded.
It's your job to post a source for your claim. Since you can't, it doesn't exist.
>Go do your own research.
Obama is a transgender. It's true, go find it.
>Maybe read for once in your life.
I will when you post it.

>>213812875
That's not living. The one goal the guy had was to prevent /tv/ from talking about MST3K, and he's successful. His only motivation is hate, and it works because people can't help themselves from taking the bait. When they calm down later after this thread 404s I hope they reflect on how easy it was for the people that hate them to manipulate them to stop talking about something they love.

>turn on recursive filtering
>hide one post from the guy that hates mst3k
>thread now looks like this

>>213813032
Straight white male, deflowered many times over. I hope you cross over. That backed up jizz is ruining your brain. Wake up and join the left.

>Ah, chuds. Chuddy chud chudda chuddo chud.

>>213813094
I LOVE Lucy.

>>213813053
>A lot of liberal kids who don't like the whole middle east situation.
Maybe they didn't like Kamala offering them nothing and campaigning with Liz Cheney too...
>just enough for Trump to squeak through.
He won every swing state, NV, and the popular vote. There was no squeaking heard. He obliterated her.
> I just hope the left's lawyers and representatives fight HARD against all of the fascistic Project 2025 type shit they're moving on.
They haven't been able to stop anything he's done so far. But good luck.
>They'll tie all this up until Gavin or Oprah or even that black ESPN guy can take office. Anyone else. It'll be an easy win for the left after the shambles the economy is left in by 2027-28. The 1% is grabbing ALL THEY CAN for the last time.
This is the same optimism after 2020. 100% Vance wins 2028. Newsome will be the nominee and no way rust belt voters will vote for a CA politician that is so pro illegal immigration and tranny shit.

>>213813053
I really don't think any of this is going to happen, man. I have next to no confidence in Vance winning, but the left is straight up toxic right now. They REALLY alienated people.

>>213813103
waaaah ricckyyy

>>213813070
>Wake up and join the left.
Why? I hate trannies in sports, I support ICE and deportations, I want the war in Ukraine to end, I hate DEI, I want crime and homeless removed.
Enjoy fucking fellow trannies, tranny.
You still haven't answered if the conservatives in MN are the ones calling for the censoring of books. Your silence is deafening.

>>213813106
>the fascists are winning and I'm cool with that because I think they're MY fascists. I'll be on that "winning team" forever!

You clueless fuck. You're not wealthy. And you have nothing to fear from immigrants. It's not worth it. You're cool with whatever because you STUPIDLY trust Trump. Why? He despises you.

>>213813107
>I have next to no confidence in Vance winning
I thought this too, but he was masterful in his debate against Walz. If he picked Trump Jr. as his VP it will lock in the MAGA base. Dems are such a fucking mess right now and they are just saying "illegals good, trannies good, there is no crime"

>>213813134
The Republicans only care about getting rich. They aren't going to do anything about DEI. They're deporting the wrong people. Democrats want the borders closed too. We want legal immigration. Yes, the conservatives are censoring books.

>>213813150
>And you have nothing to fear from immigrants.
They commit crime.
> You're cool with whatever because you STUPIDLY trust Trump. Why? He despises you.
I don't care if he likes me. Why would I? He's doing what I VOTED FOR.

>>213813172
The maga base is shrinking. It's not big to begin with. You just need a stronger candidate on the left. And after this shit show I think they're done trying to push another woman. It's over for the right.

>>213813195
>they commit crime

You're ignorant. You're afraid. There's no reasoning with you fucking retards.

>>213813184
>The Republicans only care about getting rich. They aren't going to do anything about DEI.
They already ended DEI in government. Cut shit like USAID (which funds that garbage).
>They're deporting the wrong people.
No they're not. If Dems weren't complaining I would agree with you.
>Democrats want the borders closed too.
It was wide open under Biden and they said it was fine.
>. Yes, the conservatives are censoring books.
So conservatives in a blue state, in a blue city, are calling for censoring of a book that uses the n-word? You lost.

jfc
baka senpai

>>213813184
afaik they're only censoring gay books, which is great

>>213813209
Those are our own, homegrown blacks committing that crime. The chuds conflate that with south americans. They're dumb after all.

I think I'm going to put on Horrors of Spider Island and call it a night.

>>213813202
>The maga base is shrinking. It's not big to begin with.
77 million voters....
> You just need a stronger candidate on the left.
Name this candidate.
>And after this shit show I think they're done trying to push another woman.
I thought this after Hillary.
>It's over for the right.
Said on election eve 2016.

>>213813202
>You just need a stronger candidate on the left
This person doesn't exist is the problem. If they did, they wouldn't be on the left.

>>213813209
>You're ignorant. You're afraid. There's no reasoning with you fucking retards.
Bleddit spacing and the complete denial that illegals commit crime. MS-13 wasn't even a thing 20 years ago. Hispanics voted Trump. They want these people out too.

>>213813224
Blacks are random act of violence, Latinos are organized crime

>>213813224
i'm not maga, but this statement is batshit crazy. illegals do commit crime. lots of them are good people, but even they themselves acknowledge this

>>213813217
You can't prove it's "liberals" banning some book, so fuck off with that. Your arguments are all weak as fuck.
>The Democrats ALL want this
>The Liberals ALL do that

You're a bullshit absolutist with shitty tactics. You don't believe half the shit you post and you get it wrong. You're not looking closely at HOW Elon Musk and Trump are gutting government programs. It's rash and it isn't working. They have to keep reversing shit they've said and tried to do.
You're not paying close attention. You read social media headlines and clickbait. You don't read longform essays by any respected journalists. George F. Will has LEFT the republican party, along with the former president and those other big GOP hitters.
You are in the midst of a populist movement. A bunch of Joe Beercan retards like you put down the remote from football (or MMA) for a minute and got involved in politics.
OF COURSE you don't understand any of it.

You people have a nice night. If I don't get banned we'll debate again, hopefully /tv/ related subjects. Though I can already sense your taste in movies. Everything's so "woke" now, isn't it?

Good night to you.

>>213813321
>You can't prove it's "liberals" banning some book, so fuck off with that
I literally already proved it. Unless you think it's conservatives in Minnesota (the bluest rust belt state) that is banning these books over the n-word.
>all this schizo rambling about Elon and George Will.
You are legit insane. And people like you are why Trump won. Because he is insane and you are all more insane than him.

>>213812508
That song baffles me almost as much as the existence of The Starfighters and Ring of Terror.

>>213813369
I like when they spend more effort on the folk song than the movie. Time to watch the Band that Played California Lady documentary again.

>>213813234
Same, but Devil Fish.

>>213802167
Isn't Mike right wing nut? And he's been there since the beginning like season 1 or 2 he just wasn't the host.

>>213813523
tfw no hot miscellaneous brown assistant girl lusting after my fish knowledge ;_;

>>213813433
Those are great. I like in Hobgoblins when they're trying to figure out what the singer is saying.
>Pig Sticker? Is that what they're singing?
>Iced Chicken?
>Kid's Snickers?
>Swiss Knickers?
>Lint Kicker?
>No, Fish Picker!

>>213802167
Isn't Mike some right wing nut job? And he's been there since the beginning like season 1 or 2 he just wasn't the host.

>>213806793
Honestly, I get it. Red Zone Cuba was miserable enough as it is
>Yes, it's another fine day in Purgatory!

>>213813663
Head writer. They aren't political people. He's not a nut job and neither are democrats. They're just humorists. They don't engage in any of that. This site always politicizing everything.

>>213802923
I’m 37

>>213813646
Idiot control now!
>Nice song, but I think it needs a hook

>>213813692
No I'm pretty sure Mike is a literal right wing nut job. He even coined a fairly famous conservative phrase at least ij the modern day. Silly versus serious America.

>>213811788
im older and whiter than you
>>213811710
>>213811856
thanks anon. most recent one i watched was a werewolf one, it was pretty good

>>213813765
You're welcome! This series doesn't have much continuity, so you can watch in any order you like.

What are the best, or your favorite host segments?

>>213813919
1. nude Glengarry Glen Ross
2. Earth vs. Soup

Which one of you sour grapes cunts ITT is trying to fucking get me banned?
You could just concede with honor.

>>213813919
>Bold??? Well HELL YES it's bold!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aA0J549-io

>>213813946
>nude Glengarry Glen Ross
Which episode is that in?

>>213813919
The one in Time Chasers where Mike sits on the "porch" of Pearl's van hits me so hard. Reminds me of so many early evenings with the neighbors back when communities were closer. Taking turns cranking an old fashioned ice cream maker, rambunctious kids fighting over the tv inside, watching the stars come out.

>>213813919
You wanna touch this old llama? Well you just go right ahead

>>213813919
I like the Leonardo de Vinci one

>>213803386
"You're a hustler."
"No, I was IN Hustler."

>>213804730
MST3K gave me a hatred for 70s TV dramas and made-for-TV movies that I probably wouldn't have otherwise. Everyone's greasy, boring, and kind of ugly, and everything's got this weird orange tint to it, and it's all blatantly shot out in the southern California desert, so it looks miserable to be in.

>>213811342
>Kevin or that other faggot?

You're going to have to be more specific. There have been a number of "that other faggots" at this point.

>>213811414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBAi_leb6xA

>>213816672
It's great that someone put this together, but aren't they saying "Toss!" instead of "Tusk!", since they take turns singing?

>>213803386
I really like her bawwdy (preferably alive)

>>213813919
I really didn't like them all that much, but Patrick Swayze Christmas was a favorite. I liked the invention exchange better.

>>213813066
Looks like they cleaned up the thread a bit now. I hope it doesn't get derailed again.

>>213802923
Yeah, zoomers sure love all the Kenny Rogers they make.

>>213808294
Supposedly before The Sidehackers they would sometimes watch only part of a movie before deciding that it was good to riff on. When they tried that with Sidehackers the random rape scene caught them all by surprise and forced them to change their policy.

>>213802167
based

>>213812988
based + would

>>213813234
Yeah Gary likes that

So what the fuck are ham dingers anyway?

>>213813919
The one from "The Gunslinger", where Tom explains the bad continuity is really a broadened interpretation of quantum linear superpositioning.
The one from "Hobgoblins", where Crow asks "What is a woman?"
And, of course, "Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas".

>>213813919
Pearl's "love song" from "Overdrawn At The Memory Bank". I was ROTFL after the first 4 words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwELovShqqs

>>213819540
Yesss
I love that whole public access tv thing so much. In general it's such a weird little slice of television culture that will never exist again, but I'm amazed that other countries still sometimes do the tv love ballad thing. Every country has concerts and music tv shows of course but there's just something so quaint about that style of everyone gathering around the tube to watch a live crooning duet.