How does it go down?

it do go down

>>213801915 (OP)
Doesn’t brightburn just laser the guy off

>>213801915 (OP)
Crimson Bolt would outsmart BB

>>213801915 (OP)
Bolt is a prophet of god. If god wills it he can do literally anything via omnipotent means. Knockoff Superboy is light work. Maybe he discovers the boy is weak to the element Krypton and pops a shotgun blast of it in his eyes.

>>213802587
He has a mental illness that causes him to hallucinate and he happens to be lucky.

>>213802651
Lucky enough to be raped by Ellen Page? Pull the other one.

The fact that he appears in Brightburns' post-credit scene is a shitpost but it also feels like it's implying he could actually save the world from the little bastard

Since the kid's one weakness is apparently the metal the ship he came in was made out of, I assume Bolt gets some and forges a crude wrench out of it, then gives him the super saiyan slowmo "SHUT UUUPPPP CRRIIIIIIIMEEE"

>>213803889
>getting raped by a dude is lucky

>>213801915 (OP)
Crimson Bolt clears no diff

>>213803935
Montage of him watching youtube videos about how to do backyard metallurgy and horrifically burning himself