Thread 213802492 - /tv/ [Archived: 134 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:55:21 AM No.213802492
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>that's right john cena, in the next scene you fuck my wife, fuck her good john cena
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:58:03 AM No.213802570
>>213802492 (OP)
Do you even love your wife if you don't let her get fucked by a chad?
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:00:13 AM No.213802638
>>213802492 (OP)
can cena even get hard ?
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:00:15 AM No.213802639
>>213802492 (OP)
Was this some sort of humiliation ritual?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:00:33 AM No.213802645
>>213802570
i wouldn't classify cena as a chad, the guy is kinda pathetic
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:02:32 AM No.213802687
>>213802638
how many decades has he been on steroids now?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:03:33 AM No.213802713
>>213802492 (OP)
You've made this thread several times. It wasn't funny then and it's not funny now faggot
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:06:45 AM No.213802796
>>213802645
What makes you think that? Genuinely asking
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:07:14 AM No.213802803
>>213802645
If I recall correctly his roid addled ex-wife divorced him and trashed him the press.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:08:24 AM No.213802845
>>213802803
I mean that's just typical 'i'm a woman and my husband is successful' behavior.
Obviously he came out on top.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:11:29 AM No.213802907
It's in John Cena's contract not to fuck any women. He'll fuck a thousand dudes, but no women. And no, it has nothing to do with his sexual orientation, before you draw spurious conclusions; it's simply a question of ethics. It's 2025, it's Hollywood, John Cena will not be fucking women.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:14:18 AM No.213802988
>>213802907
Pretty based.
But also he fucks in S1 of Peacemaker.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:15:44 AM No.213803022
>>213802796
everything about him
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:19:26 AM No.213803124
>>213802796
dunno, he will kinda do and say literally anything to stay semi relevant (or to sell something), the various humiliation rituals he's been part of are proof of that

but there is also this general vibe he gives off, from the way he dresse to the way he talks and shit, he just seems extremely insecure
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:22:57 AM No.213803212
>>213802492 (OP)
Yes sir.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:29:52 AM No.213803394
>>213802907
look you power bottom your way into a top in hollywood. check out the dumpers on Corenswet and Pascal. They have more cake than a bakery.