Is Chinese food and beer really as good as suburban dads makes it out to be?

>>213807184 (OP)
go ask a suburban dad

>>213807184 (OP)
what's /tv/ about your question?

>>213807184 (OP)
For me, it's honey chilli chicken

>>213807353
chinese food place near me makes this spicy honey chicken thats like crack to me, i almost never get regular orange chicken anymore unless im also buying for my brother

>>213807242
Suburban dad here: it's pretty good.

>>213807184 (OP)
Well, yeah, what the hell else do you get for dinner on xmas when everything is closed?

>>213807184 (OP)
msg and sugar tastes good

>>213807184 (OP)
Dont eat sushi with parasites.

>>213807389
My local Chinese place has a sweet and sour crispy duck that is divine.

Why is "Chinese and a pint" considered the archetypical treat for middle-class boomers in the Anglosphere?

>>213807649
because it tastes good and is relatively cheap

>>213807649
brits love fried grey shit

>>213807184 (OP)
Only fat retarded people drink and eat in large amounts at the same time. The booze and food cancel each other out, you barely feel the buzz for 30 mins and then you're just tired.
Real kings drink and lightly snack on nuts, cheese, olives etc, enjoy their buzz, then eat a full meal later on before bed.

>>213807872
Snack on your dad’s nuts you queer

>>213807184 (OP)
American chinese is good because it's fried slop drenched in sauce
Chinese chinese is gutter oil bugslop unfit for human consumption

>>213808657
Western "Chinese food" is barely even Chinese food anyway, it's Chinese food by way of Hong Kong by way of Britain

>>213807184 (OP)
No

>>213807184 (OP)
It's cooked in seed oils and full of carbs. It's just goyslop.

>>213808657
American "food" is utter slop. Kys

>>213807184 (OP)
Suburban dads don't pretend chinese food and beer is good. Where did you pick up this queer delusion?
Chinese food is, and has always been, cheap garbage with syrup all over it. Chinese beer is as low quality as you can find

>>213807184 (OP)
Hey I go there. The place is pretty classic.

No, Chinese food is insanely overrated

>>213807184 (OP)
I have Chinese food and beer every Saturday.
>8am wake up, have 2 cups of coffee.
>9am mow my lawn
>11am post mow poop and shower
>12noon, Chinese food and beer at Chang's on main street. I have a few beers, some good grub and go home to play Quake Arena and then bang my zoomette.

>>213807184 (OP)
what sort of shithole are you from that you havent had Chinese food? also Chinese beer isnt a thing, twat