>could I BE any more of an alcoholic?

>>213807545 (OP)
He was only 4,000 hours away from becoming a Alcoholic Master

>>213807545 (OP)
no one told him life was gonna be this waaaaay

>>213807545 (OP)
White people get everything handed to them on a silver platter and still fuck it up.

>>213807622
Damn.

>>213807545 (OP)
You'd think after the first 1000 hours he'd realize it wasn't working and try something else.

for me it's kelsey grammer telling aa to go fuck themselves and learning self control when it comes to his drinking

People kept recognizing him and offered to buy him a drink.

>>213807709
trust le process

so he went to a meeting a day for 16 years

>>213807545 (OP)
kek what a waste of time

Did he try the European way of not completely abstaining, but drinking it in moderation?

>>213807795
He's Canadian some gay Swede who cries if he takes Tylenol two days in a row

how is that even possible? he must have meant 600, not 6000.

>>213807545 (OP)
Maybe he couldn't sleep

Just don't drink alcohol. It's literally that easy.

>>213807795
>alcoholic
>moderation
gud 1 m8.

>>213807748
keep coming back

>>213807888
some people go daily, even more than once

>>213807622
obsessed

>>213807709
That IS the way it works. You keep going. Every week you're reminded why you're doing it. Every week you have other people backing you up. Every week you have them giving you that little bit of strength not to pick up a bottle or pop of pill or pull out a needle. Its when you stop going you lose that support. You lose those reminders. You lose that little bit of strength that tips the scales. Its not a perfect system but sometimes all you need is other people like you reminding you to stay strong

>>213807888
>6000 / (90 meetingdays)
He went to meetings for 66 days straight

>>213807545 (OP)
What in the goddamn

>>213808038
I just go to meetings to meet girls and give them xanax so they can get loaded and not smell like booze at work / meetings / whatever

>>213807545 (OP)
>Vodka was the primary alcohol he consumed. He frequently referred to drinking vodka tonics, and at more severe points, straight vodka.
>At one point, he was consuming a quart of vodka per day. That’s approximately 950 milliliters—nearly a whole bottle—on a daily basis
>He said his “best part of the day” was “six vodka tonics every night.”
>Given typical vodka-to-tonic volumes, that could translate to roughly 250–300 ml of straight vodka if prepared in standard ways

>>213807545 (OP)
It's not called Alcoholics Public, dickhead.

>>213807969
the withdrawals can kill you so if you're really bad you might have to detox in a professional environment

>>213808243
All the vod just to get got by a ket coma in a tub

>>213807888
IIRC he said he became an alcoholic when he was 14. If you assume he tried to get his shit together mid 20s that would mean he probably went to meetings 4 times a week at least up until he died

>>213807988
it works if you work it, chud

>>213807748
>le

Go back.

>>213807744
He wasn't an alcoholic. There is no self control for alcoholics. That or he just made it up.

>For me it's...

What is? For you it's what?

>>213808313
And he didn't identify anyone else. It's not so secret that you can't out yourself. But your post isn't even in good faith so why am I responding?

I guess to keep my mind occupied. I don't want to relapse.

Meetings are so fucking gay. There's always:
>That girl who wants to share for like 20 minutes.
>that older guy who wants to impart wisdom
>the teenyboppers who want to fuck after
>the cultist who wants donations

>>213807745
>recognize celebrity and buy him a drink
Beta behavior. You’re supposed to demand the celebrity buy you a drink.

>>213808038
Ironically my dad finally got sober AFTER stopping going to AA. He drank for 30 years straight and has been sober for 10 now without a single relapse, despite having plenty of reason to.

AA is fucking toxic, you're around a bunch of other weak willed bitches in a cult praying to a "higher power" which tells all their members that they have an incurable disease that they'll have to fight against every day forever. Fucking crazy that it even exists or that its court mandated, getting forced to attend cult meetings because you fucked up once or twice. Like if you beat the shit out of an illegal alien, imagine if they sent you to Heaven's Gate to learn to be more accepting of outsiders. Or if you did a racism and were put in Jim Jones' Peoples Temple to learn about how niggers are people. LMAO.

>he fell for the aa meme
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0TfqpCYei4

>>213808428
>>213807988
idiots.

You mock AA and its principles but it has saved MILLIONS of lives. Fuck you. I hope your parents become crippling alcoholics and need the program to save their sorry asses from drinking themselves to death so you two fucking idiots can understand why its so crucial to keep coming back. I wouldn’t be alove today without the program

Fuck you.

>>213808750
You were probably more fun on the sauce, anon

>>213807545 (OP)
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Alcoholism Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Liquor Store Like Nigga Put Down The Bottle Haha

>just stop drinking
How about you try and stop shitting for 5 days?

>>213807545 (OP)
Rookie numbers

>>213807545 (OP)
I've gone to 2

>>213807997
Lel I had to go to outpatient substance abuse group therapy after getting a dui and it blew my mind that people actually do that. Retards are just trading one addiction for another.

>>213808038
How did he do 100 years worth of weekly meetings

>>213808895
I'm sober now, and NOT sitting in one of those miserable rooms is enough to give myself the discipline to do it myself

>>213808780
this destroys alcoholics

>>213808750
lol

>>213808806
I drank hard for twenty years but I quit.
Rock bottom + wanting to quit is the only way. I have seven years now.

But I smoke the reefer. Gotta have something to take the edge off. And as alternatives go, weed is damn safe. But I could do meth and it'd be a step up. Nothing will ever be as destructive to my life as booze was.

>>213808964
My alternative is jerking off and videogames. Just like before I started kek

Getting drunk is the best bros

>>213807545 (OP)

The foundational problem with AA is that it entails living for something greater than yourself, which is a lie. The right way to quit drinking is out of pure autistic rational self-interest, selfishness, narcissism, or whatever else you may want to call it, because to do so is to do so for the right reasons, pure self-interest. To quit drinking out of concern for one's loved ones, some imagined god and so on, is a monstrous indignity which infringes on the most important subject that has ever existed, or will ever exist: the self.

>>213808983
I agree. That's why I quit. Cuz I would do it every day lol

>>213808994
>some imagined god
Found the fedora faggot

it gets really boring if you drink every day
at least rotate it with something else

>>213808922
The 30 days I spent i jail before that was enough motivation for me to give it up lol

>>213807545 (OP)
Is this the thread?

>>213809092
One of my friends told me “nothing focuses your mind like jail”.

>>213807622
eat shit cunt

>>213809145
It's true. Not that the county jail was that bad, but it's just so goddamn boring. You can't even read the few books they do have because the motherfuckers tear the pages out.

>>213807622
>White people get everything handed to them on a silver platter and still fuck it up.
There are black rich kids that literally rob stores.

>>213808507
Damn dude, you took my post way more seriously than I did.

>>213808053
Were they celebrity AA meetings?

>>213808750
KWAB