Thread 213807878 - /tv/ [Archived: 144 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:49 AM No.213807878
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So we all agree this is horror movie of the year right?

Any other movies that utilize how creepy an open front door is in suburbia? I don't know why but that really got me when Adams house's door swung open
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:49:13 AM No.213808083
>>213807878 (OP)
its bad
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:49:33 AM No.213808093
>>213807878 (OP)
its uber kino
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:49:58 AM No.213808105
>>213808083
What didn't you like about it?
>>213808093
I agree with this sentiment
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:50:31 AM No.213808123
>>213807878 (OP)
its OK

28 year was better good kid actor earning his chops too been in a while
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:51:04 AM No.213808140
Would have been better if the whole film had been like the Wong scene. It Follows on steroids.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:54:33 AM No.213808237
>>213808123
saying that it felt like they shouldn't have went the witch route

or used the time they had or made more time to flesh out it better like hereditary not even more context clues but even just film suspense

like the old lady just wasn't scary, the dream jumpscare kinda got me so maybe you could have built her up better or something

it was good it was ok it was a campy movie to watch with your kids

28 years later pulled its weight more

I liked Blondie shes got a good 'personality' but no genuinely shes a likeable actor
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:55:37 AM No.213808257
>>213808237
nice reddit spacing
didn't read btw
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:55:55 AM No.213808263
>>213808237
demons maybe? Who's that blood going to, is she just basically neo warping reality?

not fun and got mixed in-between the pseudo cucks and the insane occult people
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:56:49 AM No.213808284
you aint pisson on shit bitch
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:56:55 AM No.213808287
>>213808257
if I use regular spacing you would or just didn't like my take
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:07:22 AM No.213808496
Retarded. 3/4 out of 10
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:14:34 AM No.213808654
>>213807878 (OP)
It was great but I thought the ending was pretty disappointing. I thought they were actually going to do something with the fact that its told from all these characters perspectives and that was going to tie in somehow, but it just ended up being a gimmick that didnt really have a purpose for the story other than making it less boring. Which is fine, it just made the ending disappointing tbqh. Kind of reminded me of Jordan Peeles Nope where I’m waiting the whole movie to see how the monkey subplot ties in and it just turns out to be a gimmick used to illustrate the themes. Like it works but maybe I just expect too much from these nuhorror movies
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:18:07 AM No.213808732
>horror
Was neither horrific nor scary. It was alright but rather forgettable.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:20:26 AM No.213808790
>>213808105
I was told it was going to be scary and it wasn't
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:20:38 AM No.213808794
it's mogged extremely hard by Bring Her Back but that doesn't have all of the marketing that Weapons does so it won't get as much acclaim from plebs like OP
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:21:57 AM No.213808828
>>213807878 (OP)
Movie of the year dog.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:22:52 AM No.213808849
kino desu, still waiting for the justine webms
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:25:14 AM No.213808915
It's utter trash, also buy an ad for fuck's sake.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:28:35 AM No.213808992
>>213807878 (OP)
It's a 6/10 at best. Not sure where the hype is coming from.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:40:17 AM No.213809267
>>213808992
you think that's >>213808849 or op is real anon
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:42:36 AM No.213809335
>>213807878 (OP)
I enjoyed it but 28 years later is horror of the year.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:43:26 AM No.213809352
stop shilling your fucking meme movie
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:44:34 AM No.213809382
>>213807878 (OP)
I just came back from Weapons, it had some good scares and creepy atmosphere but it had some unnecessary comedic elements, same with Barbarian or Longlegs, I guess its a trend.
I didnt laugh out of respect for the audience but 4 or 5 dudes did, reminded me why horror should be watched alone.
Those type of people ruin the mood, and they werent zoomers but 40, 50 year old dudes with unkept beard and black tshirts, you know the type.
Also the narration wasnt needed, hell, its not needed in any movie.
6/10 cause you never see the villain's motive and the resolution happens offscreen.
Also I'm too dumb to get the school shooting allegory.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:45:49 AM No.213809418
Bring her back was better
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:46:01 AM No.213809429
>>213808732
Nigger, you can just say you didnt like it, but dont say bullshit like this, makes you sound retarded
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:47:02 AM No.213809451
This motion picture was liberal, Satanic, and Reddit.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:47:38 AM No.213809471
>>213809382
Yeah gallows humor is a brand new trend
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:48:36 AM No.213809500
>>213809429
>>213808284
>>213808257
>>213808105
>>213808093
who's paying you op?you're same fagging and acint like a guy paid to get explanations as to why it didn't do that good and generate fake hype nobody likes ur film
>>213808849
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:50:04 AM No.213809539
>>213809471
No, but super serious movies suddenly turning comedic after 50 minutes surely is and I put examples like Barbarian, Longlegs and this one.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:51:04 AM No.213809561
>>213809500
Saying its not horror is a braindead criticism, do better
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:51:34 AM No.213809572
>>213809451
Pretty much all horror movies are reddit. It's the most reddit genre of movie there is.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:51:35 AM No.213809573
>>213809500
i'm only one of these bitch. you ain't shitton on piss
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:54:39 AM No.213809640
>>213808849
>>213808093
>>213809573
the last one you literally posted the SAME EXACT TIME >>213808105
as that one you fucking dumbass noid

you got mad you couldn't wait 9 MINUTES and decides to fucking SAMEFAG
the schizo wins again
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:00:05 AM No.213809762
>>213809573
I'm screenshoting this by the way so when you make a pro Snyder post anti Superman post pro fantastic flop post and its obviously you I'm gonna call it out

if no one pays you you should truly neck yoursleff
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:00:56 AM No.213809788
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Horror tourists who think every horror film must scare and spook them are the worst posters. Not to mention that horror, much like comedy, is subjective.
Weapons is an objectively good films with creepy scenes and comedic relief as well.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:01:48 AM No.213809812
>>213809788
dude we already caught you samefagging, its over
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:02:48 AM No.213809840
>>213808794
Bring Her Back was good but it's worse than Weapons and Talk To Me.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:03:05 AM No.213809851
>>213808257
reddit spacing is return after numbers stupid tryhard newfag repeating shit you dont even understand
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:03:30 AM No.213809861
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all of you are samefagging, the message is loud and clear
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:04:34 AM No.213809883
>>213807878 (OP)
>discussing a non-torrentable movie on the internet
retard alert!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:05:11 AM No.213809893
>>213809851
we as me and the boys the 4chan boys

its too late to turn this into a "i-I was trolling guys"

you are really trying to samefag I think I called you out on it from the start

now that people have seen this is a SAMEFAG post where you get mad at anyone who disagree its over

start using sage man this is nuts
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:06:12 AM No.213809932
>>213809851
people have already seen me call you out its over
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:07:13 AM No.213809954
>>213809893
>>213809932
it goes without saying I'm this guy its just me and you

start saging man no one thinks this is film of the year

no one like snyder

fantastic 4 sucked

the new Superman is actually OK just like this film is just OK
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:08:30 AM No.213810001
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>>213809812
Thats my first post ITT you schizo nigger
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:10:13 AM No.213810053
>>213810001
I misread what you said sorry I'm in mad dog mode rn
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:10:46 AM No.213810066
Sinners was a bit more kino.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:11:34 AM No.213810084
Our guys liked it. Its confirmed kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4_9_elgJyg
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:12:41 AM No.213810108
>>213810066
overrated bcs of niggers
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:13:23 AM No.213810131
>>213809861
i wanted to fuck the shit out of her in this movie.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:15:31 AM No.213810176
>>213810084
HAHAHA YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE THE ONLY EDGY GUY REDDIT HASNT BANNED IS SARGON THAT MAKES IT OURGUY nigga STFU 4chan doesn't have an /ourguy
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:17:34 AM No.213810230
shitpiss
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>>213809640
nah bitch. naaahhhh. you shiii'iiiiiinnnnn. you shiiiii'iiiinnn and piiiiisssiiiin biiiittchhhh
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:20:00 AM No.213810299
>>213810230
you're gonna make me say it don't make me say it
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:20:55 AM No.213810322
>>213808654
This movie is about the tragedy of a kid being forced to be responsible and naturally, people who are the exact opposite decry the lack of jumpscares or car chases.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:21:01 AM No.213810324
>>213810299
you a pissy shitty ass bitch. you ain't pisson on shit, ho. piss in yo shoes and shit on yo ass. lookin dirty
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:23:42 AM No.213810383
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>>213810324
Megan the stallion if she was a white fat European man

Julia Garner has the sex appeal of BITCH PUDDING and this movie was held down by GIRLBOSS acting
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:25:11 AM No.213810417
>>213810383
what movie did
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:26:35 AM No.213810438
>>213810417
just be ok with it being a OK film
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:27:42 AM No.213810466
>>213810438
i ain't never done watch dat shit ho lol
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:29:18 AM No.213810505
>>213810466
brotha
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:32:23 AM No.213810572
>>213810505
you went and almost busted yo filly over a dawg who aint never done went and seent dat shit you trippins fo. nigs like yo bitch asses gettin played every day ouchea in deeze skreets.... ha haaa.... trick ass nigra....
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:34:39 AM No.213810623
>>213810572
brotha keep it coming I ain't got no blue eyes in this house fu- fuck you got me
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:06:23 AM No.213811334
>>213807878 (OP)
>>213808105
These are the only posts I made (am OP) I just got back from the gym, why are people freaking
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:06:47 AM No.213811339
>>213810383
>GIRLBOSS
in what way
she does fuck all
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:07:24 AM No.213811353
>>213808140
Yeah i feel they underused the actual weapons, the Wong scene where he headbutted his husband to death was brutal
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:22:52 AM No.213811628
>>213808790
I thought it was scary, perhaps movies just don't frighten you because you're very brave