Was this the most legendary fuck-up to ever air live?
>>213809363Let's find out
>>213809340 (OP)did they have literally zero details before this? like just that he was dead and that's it?
like even if they had heard the whole family was dead i think they would have been like hmmm maybe we should see what happened here first
>>213809363All the wrestlers were crying and saying what a good guy he was
>>213809340 (OP)>We never got to see the Vince McMahon is dead plotline cause of this
Holdin a memorial for Benoit was Christian, trad, and conservative.
>>213809363>This episode of Monday Night Raw occurred on June 25, 2007 in Corpus Christi, Texas. This was a tribute show to Chris Benoit, who, along with his wife and child, were found dead earlier that day. After finding out about the news, the WWE decided to reject the planned episode and instead celebrate the life of Benoit. The truth about the double murder-suicide was not yet known to WWE when the program aired live. Following the revelation, the WWE decided not to mention Benoit in broadcasts ever again
>>213809381The facts about the case didn't come out until after it aired only the cops knew.
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>>213809340 (OP)there was an interview where he said that he dreamt about federal agents coming into his house and killing his family.
Will someone do that, blame you for what other people did?
>>213809408He was a good guy.
He had a mental break, that shouldnt undo his entire life because he had one bad weekend.
Doesnt matter what he did. They shouldnt have redacted it.
He gave them so much and they couldn't even speak his name. They wiped him from their history.
They took it too far.
Family annihilators are just misunderstood, bros.
>>213809433This isn't because they actually care about what happened though. They just don't want to be blamed for causing so much CTE to one of their talents that it ended in double murder suicide. Pure carny shit.
Why did he do it? He was one of my favourite wrestlers when I was a teenager. He made Wrestlemania XX kino. If he didn't kill his wife and son, he would be a Hall of Famer now. He was better than John Cena and Roman Reigns.
>>213809433doesn't sound like a fuck up at all. sounds like the appropriate action given the information at the time. i would say the space shuttle with the schoolteacher in it blowing soon after launch is the answer
>>213809476My guess is he was murdered and they covered it up from the wrestlers
>>213809648Maybe he could have been black Adam instead of that rock hack
>Deedee Megadoodoo
WTF was she thinking?
>>213809689Was it because of steroids or all the chair shots he had?
>>213809450>only the cops knew.The detectives could've called up Vince and told him.
>>213809340 (OP)even fake sports are evil. they cause brain damage
>>213809648>Why did he do it?See
>>213809643>After the double-murder suicide, neuroscientist and retired professional wrestler Christopher Nowinski contacted Michael Benoit, Chris's father, suggesting that years of trauma to his son's brain may have led to his actions. Tests were conducted on Benoit's brain by Julian Bailes, the head of neurosurgery at West Virginia University, and results showed that "Benoit's brain was so severely damaged it resembled the brain of an 85-year-old Alzheimer's patient."[165]dude's brain was swiss cheese
Think about it they had to find out about his death prepare a show just for him video package music everything
Then out of nowhere they have detective legal forever certainty he killed his family, did he had a camera in the house is there a video?
>>213809643Benoit was wrestling since 1985 and a vast majority of his career wasn't with WWE, you can't really blame them for his head injuries.
>mfw there was a rumour about Macho Man Randy Savage fucked Stephanie McMahon when she was a kid
Why WWE didn't 404 him?
>>213809725The doctors who did his autopsy said he had the brain of an old man with alzheimers.
>>213809689Sounds like a wrestling event old school WWF would have.
>>213809809Am just sayin anon, alzheimer patients are not violent
This was the fastest investigation of a double homicide, suicide I had ever seen
>>213809725one of his famous moves was hitting his head on the opponent from the top turnbuckle
>>213809863i don't think CTE makes everyone an angry violent person but other factors go into it as well. just like not every mentally ill person wants to shoot up a place
>>213809801Hmm tell me more.
For research purposes, of course.
>>213809866So does Daniel Bryan and Chad Gable
>>213809648His brain was turning into mush, his closest friend had died. He probably couldn’t really understand what was going on, in the last few months he would’ve had similar cognition to a late-stage Alzheimer’s patient, it was just misery and violence and reality dissolving and clouding around him, just trying to keep the act up and hold onto what he still could, he lost his mind.
>>213809866No one denies the brain damage, he wrestled people every weak could pull a punch like a master never harmed anyone badly for years, then all of sudden after Eddy died also in weird circumnstances he dies
>>213809363He went nuts and murder suicided his family, but the police hadn't announced that yet, so all the WWE knew was that they'd died. So they did a memorial service.
>>213809340 (OP)>george bush doesn't care about black people>keep fuckin' that chicken>rather give her a KERB job than a BLOW job>bbc interviewing taxi driver who drove the guy they thought they were interviewing to the studio>guy interviewing samuel l jackson refers to 'his' new ad starring lawrence fishbourne
>>213809466it's amazing just how many people had to fuck up to put this on the air.
>>213809902No one has to believe me but solving a case like this unless you were mechanucally spying the guy while shit happens takes longer than ruining a live show
>>213809648>Why did he do it?his brain was literally melting. just complete mush and his entire reality, his entire perception of the world was collapsing and he just snapped
>>213809953Eddie was taking too many steroids he massively bulked up at the end of his career and then coincidentally had a heart attack before age 40.
>>213809863They can be. Just had to have my dad formally committed because he tried to kill my mom thinking she was having an affair. It's less "psychopathic violence" and more "utter disassociation from reality"
>>213810057In an hotel not his home
My whole point was why not wait to do a sentence to the case?, how were they so sure what rule says it has to be as soon as they know
Why this took hours and we still wait the epstein list?
>>213809967>bc interviewing taxi driver who drove the guy they thought they were interviewing to the studioWhat's this? I looked it up but could only find one about a guy there for a job interview ending up being interviewed for some tech thing live, nothing about taxis
that in itself is pretty wild though
>>213810057He was on roids and also doing speedballs constantly
not exactly the kind of thing you should be doing when roiding out of your mind
>>213810146>What's this?I think I must have hallucinated the taxi driver bit.
>>213809340 (OP)The Jussie Smollett circus was way worse, but leftists don’t need to face consequences for pushing a narrative based on lies
If their problem, cause that's what you need to screw their mourning like this, was them making him a hero, why couldn't they wait till smackdown?
>>213810184They've announced a damage control movie for that just recently.
I thought they would just hope people would forget, seems weird to bring it back up
>>213810128You have to wonder if a strong punch to the jaw would be able to snap them back to reality. Too bad no one lets me try it on their grandma.
>>213810184wasn't he prosecuted and basically career-ended though
>>213809412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI4839sOVsw
Vince was probably fucking pissed he blew up a limo for nothing.
>>213810146To be fair, he had the same name, was there for a tech job, and they just came out and said "you're so and so, here for the tech interview?" and he was indeed Mr So and So there for a tech (job) interview so he went in. It's about the most reasonable way for something so stupid to happen
>>213809340 (OP)>Over a three-day period, Benoit had killed his wife and son before committing suicide.[12][13] His wife was bound before the killing.hot. i bet she looked so helpless and sexy
>>213810132Vince didn't think Benoit was capable of murdering his family and did an emergency tribute show, it's that simple.
>>213809801>>213809904A lot of people use this to justify McMahon saying Macho was too old in the early 90s and being happy to let him go to WCW. He even had Macho on commentary for years before he left in WWF.
Vince had a weird thing about Macho Man and the Stephanie rumors are just an attempt to explain that I think.
>>213810245What was happening for those three days?
>>213809340 (OP)The chick who was on live tv & said Osama Bin Laden died years ago & then like a year later got assassinated would have to go up pretty big.
>>213809648his wife was about to leave him and they were fighting all the time. they probably got into a heated argument, benoit snapped and killed her, then he said might as well kill the kid
>>213810218No. he had to be restrained and taken to a hospital and sedated then didn't remember what had happened when he woke up. And also didn't remember where he lived.
It's been somewhat disconcerting to see how fast "repeats conversations sometimes" escalates into "no idea what's going on" he was basically fine at christmas and just spiraled over the summer
>>213810233Because he did something really stupid
Still, remember he was widely supported and people weren’t allowed ro express skepticism about it
>>213810284hopefully he kept her bound the entire time
>>213810330>he was widely supported and people weren’t allowed ro express skepticism about itwhich is what would happen if a white actor did something similar
>>213809958Wasn’t he on massive amounts of trenbolone? That shit makes you insane. Test alone can ramp up anxiety for some people, I would imagine even harder steroids plus pill addictions and tons of cte that wrestlers like Benoit definitely have were a recipe for disaster waiting to happen
>>213809648>why did he do itrepeated head injuries that resulted in brain damage
it was the style at the time
>>213810245The swealtering hot summer of 07. Humidity so high it boiled your brains.
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This nigga laughing after his “child died”
>>213809582Nah, he was a total asshole scumbag his entire life. His friends were also assholes scumbags, so they didn't hold it against him.
>>213810500That’s one of the Sandy Hook parents after the shooting that killed a bunch of kids including his. CNN still has the video up where before he does an interview he’s with another person chumming it up laughing. When the reporters start asking him questions he immediately starts crying.
>>213809866You are retarded if you think he was actually headbutting people.
>>213809687The Rock is only Black Adam because he's a shitskin why would you want Benoit to play a shitskin instead of playing Wolverine
>>213809643It was his choice to make the flying headbutt his signature move
>>213810500Crisis actor, much like Ryan Lanza
Anyone else getting tired?
>>213810564he was probably hysterical and very emotionally fragile
>>213810314Benazir Bhutto, prime minister of Pakistan. She said
>Omar Sheikh, the man who murdered Osama Bin Ladenin an interview with al Jazeera in November '07. She was assassinated less than a month later. You can still find the interview on youtube but they mute the audio during that part.
The whole thing around bin Laden is fishy as fuck. There was also a blurb that ran on CNN or Fox's website in 2002 or so where some Taliban commander claimed he died of kidney failure in late 2001 and was buried in an unmarked grave.
>>213810648Guns banned yet?
>>213810648>Anyone else getting tired?It's quite late, yes.
>>213810564To be totally fair, unless you've been in that level of shock, you can't comprehend how loony people will act. It's like some hard-core shutdown coping mechanism to fend off the weight if reality.
>>213810651>hysterical>nobody was allowed to go into the school during the crisis event>dozens of porta potties sent to the school during the event >only 3 EMTs allowed in the building>EMTs stopped up the street at the firehouse not allowed to continue to school>Gene Rosen ever-changing story>none of the parents upset at law enforcement incompetency yet all parents still accepting donations to this day and all adamantly for gun control
>>213810651The dude walked up to the podium with absolute fucking swagger, smirking and cracking jokes. If it wasn't for that guy, i would have never given the Sandy Hook thing another thought, just accepted it. But here we are.
>>213810762>all adamantly for gun controlWell yes, I mean their kids got murdered.
>>213810762also
>nobody knew the Lanzas >helicopter footage shows crisis actors aimlessly walking in circles >school gets bulldozed shortly after
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>>213810818Uvalde showed that American cops are helpless pussies. It's not a conspiracy that they just hang out and let the killer murder more kids. That's their default.
Oh they got these procedures all screwed up
>secure the scene?
>no, more photographers!
>>213810849>kids who were supposedly slaughtered show up a few months later to sing national anthem at the Superbowl>news articles on the shooting published days in advance to it actually happening the more you look into it the more you see how peculiar it all is. But you're a fed so I wouldn't expect you to
The thing about the false flag notion is that it posits this mysterious cabal that wants to enslave humanity by taking away guns etc. So they're shockingly, brutally evil. And they're insanely powerful enough to rig the justice system so eg Alex Jones loses that lawsuit despite having PROOF INCONTROVERTIBLE of hoaxery and charlatanry afoot etc.
It seems to me a group like that would just do the actual killings, it seems really wildly implausible that they want to enslave humanity, seemingly have the power to do it but just balk at icing a few dozen kids. Israel sure doesn't mind killing kids, the US Govt doesn't mind killing kids, Russia doesn't mind killing kids, the RSF in Sudan doesn't mind killing kids, but the shadowy cabal trying to steal the guns? Way too pussy to kill kids, got to do a big smoke-and-mirrors thing of elaborately merely pretending kids got killed. It's fucking goofy.
>>213811031>enslave humanitythey simply just want the line to go up. that's all they care about
Why didn't they just tap out....
>>213809363>Vince was killed in a car bomb the previous show>after they found out about the Benoit family they dropped the car bomb storyline and did this memorial >then after finding out it was a murder/suicide that CTE/roids definitely contributed to erased it from history
>>213810480>>213810564https://youtu.be/-KRBgar3mLI
>>213809863>alzheimer patients are not violentAlzheimers patients are very elderly, not a roided guy whose entire career is fighting.
>>213811109they didn't think he'd shoot on them.
>>213811179Yep like the other day the ai saw no problem with me posting dvds with a rock on them, they are not clever people
>>213810314I had a college class with a sheboon army girl and one day, totally apropos of nothing, she started to talk about how everyone thought a dude died in a cave but that's just a story byt the government. No idea who she was talking about but it always stuck with me.
>>213811031My problem with most "false flag" conspiracies is that they're essentially optimistic in that the conspirators have to false flag to get public opinion on their sides to get the legislation they want passed. In reality, they'd just do whatever they wanted and people would cope. They don't even have to "go door to door" collecting the banned guns, just make possession of a gun equal to possession of a kilo of heroin. But also offer no questions asked buybacks. I think a lot of "big" conspiracy theories are a pressure valve to control dissent by re-focusing people on "spreading the truth" and fighting ghosts than engaging in the political system, being squeaky wheels, etc. Also would like to note that school shootings keep happening, but no gun control legislation is being introduced.
>>213809466i only just now got wi tu lo
>>213811093>that's all they care aboutThat and apparently not suffering harm to come to a child, ever, except in the context of a shooting war between countries. It's fine then.
>>213810982That guy going to the school district meeting and asking why the school kids were never formally commemorated or congratulated and their complete silence was 2spooky
>>213809340 (OP)Man I remember this, wrestling was lit back then. Eddie Guerrero died either before this or right after
>>213811439>the mentally ill weirdo crashing a meeting in response to children getting murdered and Just Asking Questions was entitled to ANSWERS to those questions please and thank you
>>213811472It was in response to kids bravely singing in the aftermath of a tragedy at the largest sporting event in the US actually
>>213810480>>213810564>>213810791This one is easy to explain. Rich white liberals are psychopaths. You're an average plebian so you can't understand it, but 6 figure income Gen X professionals working in NYC are not normal. They are totally capable of being able to ignore a child's death to push an agenda, no different than the South African parents that shook the hands of the niggers that raped and killed their daughter, or whatever that story was.
>>213811515We get it we have cnn
>>213809958society blamed benoit, not the roid. Pharma wins again
>>213809340 (OP)the time someone sent in a cover of snake eater, to a Canadian new site, as a manifesto for a shooter
>>213811540I'm just saying regardless of anything else, any "conspiracy" about that guy in particular is wrong and he's definitely just a fucked up yuppie freak that would probably have dinner with his daughter's rapist and killer, but only if he was a nigger or spic. People like that are completely disconnected from the reality you and I live in
>>213811641Sure b4 you won't have dinner with your dad if he rapes your mom, is just married people things
License to rape
>>213810233He got the sentence overturned because of a prosecution fuck up
Between that and the rust shooting it's hard not to feel like prosecutions are deliberately making mistakes to cover for holywood
>>213811809Or is just that hard
>>213811809>the rust shootingit is absolutely fucking scandalous, that
>producer>most famous name involved>safety standards on set are 100% as rigorous as he makes them>out-takes show him holding the gun improperly>pointing the gun at people>continuing to hold the gun after cut is called>uhhhh it just went off in my hand, i didn't pull the trigger>experts studied the gun and said that couldn't happen unless you hit it with a hammer or somethingFREE MAN
Like it's not murder I guess but Alec Baldwin 100% straight-up got away with manslaughter.
It was telling that William Regal, who knew him better than anyone else on the roster, basically refused to say anything until the facts were out.
They thought it was from carbon monoxide and made a decision too quick. Vince is actually a sentimental and caring guy but can let emotion cloud his decisions which is weird because he is basically a psychopath otherwise.
Hated the roid rage bullshit everyone jumped on after this. Benoit must have been fucking nuts all along because you don't do something like that over a couple of days for any other reason
Love these kind of /x/ bleedover threads my favorite type of thread on /tv/ you guys are awesome
>>213811639wat
>>213810818>photos of lanza's room were obviously staged>top-loading game consoles with other consoles stacked on top of them
>>213812369The ones on the bottom are not top loading
>>213811031my take on it is they started doing "the real thing" after the backlash from the sloppyness from sandy hook. Vegas comes to mind.
Way less risky and way easier to plan/orchestrate.
>>213812403the dreamcast and gamecube are. And theres no way you're getting a disk into those without moving them.
>>213810454>Listen, pal. I know you like the flying headbutt, but I'm concerned about your wellbeing. Maybe we need to get you a new signature move.Why did Vince never do this?
>>213809408the best one was William Regal refusing to say anything nice about Benoit, he fucking knew
>>213812002>Vince is actually a sentimental and caring guy but can let emotion cloud his decisions which is weird because he is basically a psychopath otherwiseDoes not compute.
>>213810671Yeah I remember in the late 90s, maybe 1999 or possibly 2000, they said he was clinging to life on dialysis
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>>213809340 (OP)he had already killed his family when this pic was taken
>>213810671>>213812550Somewhere around the 2004 election, Madeline Albright also supposedly said he was dead and Bush would cart his body out if the polls were looking bad.
>>213810671Bhutto had a lot of political enemies to be fair. Even there was something about some other family member being involved in her death.
>>213810671>Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader.>"The Coalition troops are engaged in a mad search operation but they would never be able to fulfill their cherished goal of getting Usama alive or dead," the source said.>Bin Laden, according to the source, was suffering from a serious lung complication and succumbed to the disease in mid-December, in the vicinity of the Tora Bora mountains. The source claimed that bin Laden was laid to rest honorably in his last abode and his grave was made as per his Wahabi belief.>About 30 close associates of bin Laden in Al Qaeda, including his most trusted and personal bodyguards, his family members and some "Taliban friends," attended the funeral rites. A volley of bullets was also fired to pay final tribute to the "great leader."https://www.foxnews.com/story/report-bin-laden-already-dead
Was this the most legendary fuck to ever air live on tv?
>>213810128Let’s be real here, are you sure she wasn’t having an affair?
I fuck married women occasionally from adult apps, feelsbadman
>>213811935Don't forget somebody who wasn't even there at the time did go to jail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puGA2N5pxeI
adding something more light-hearted
>>213811935I watched every minute of both trials, absolutely BRUTAL how they hung Hannah out to dry and didn't get her a big fancy Hollywood lawyer so she did time
Then Baldwin's case was a fucking circus
The prosecutor (who did great during Guttierez-Reid's trial and was very professional) at one point took the stand herself and was cross-examined by the defense attorneys (against the judge's advice) to explain why a certain set of rounds, possibly but not definitely related to the case, wasn't properly admitted into evidence.
The problem is, and what I was screaming at my monitor was, who the fuck cares where the rounds came from?! Alec Baldwin is on trial for disregarding safety protocols and shooting a woman by pulling the trigger on a live gun. I get that where the live round came from is a big deal to some people, but it's more relevant to the armorer's trial. Even if the argument was that he was "set up", he STILL did the actions that led to this women's loss of life, against all his training and against the rules. Then he fucking walks because some bullets got misfiled? What a fucking circus.
>We'll never know how Vince survived the explosion
Bros...
>>213813498>Benoit's ghost walks away softly smiling
>>213809768>neuroscientist and retired professional wrestler Christopher NowinskiWut?
>>213809643The boldest accusations are always the least researched lol
the month is home workout month in honor of Chris Benoit who did the real home workout
>>213810033They were all in on it, laughing their asses off. The more people involved the better - it was no one's fault. I kneel.
>>213812465>Chris spent hours honing his craft. Repeatedly leaping off the turnbuckle and slamming his head onto the matHow did he have brain damage? He was a highly trained professional.
Everything about Chris's death and the death of his family is fucking shady, and I mean fucking shady. There is almost nothing about the entirety of the events, from the responses of the EMT's, the neighbours, the fed, that makes sense. The behaviour is odd and the execution of things is sloppy and very foreboding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsbgLwu_Omc&list=PL-P9KJDrG8nDp_Irw9ytlI1hvBsWMpo0Q
This chick dives balls deep into the entirety of the events, all of which that is now in the public record, from start to finish and there is more than enough there to say there is nothing about this that makes sense in the least bit. She has been hit with cease and desist orders and copyright violations from WWE, but none stick. All she did is catalogue everything that happened.
Its spooky as all hell. 46 videos and she did a good job. She even did Owen Hart's death.
>>213813676E-piggies will say anything to protect their precious slop. Vince was a carny. He didn't care about the longterm health of ANY of his wrestlers.
>>213809967Most of these aren't too bad, and it's weird you could also put Kanye again for the I'mma let you finish.
Will Smith portraying black excellence with Chris Rock might also work. Timberlake's topless tittybowl too.
>>213813641>Nowinskiborn jobber
Has any other artist suffered for their work as much as Chris Benoit did?
you guys ever hit your head badly?
>>213810671Didn't the seal team who supposedly killed osama all die in a helicopter crahs
>>213813943Nope. In fact, the guy who killed him supposedly is very much alive and has a twink harem.
>>213809863>Am just sayin anon, alzheimer patients are not violentBut they are erratic and aggressive. Mix that with a roided out wrestler and what do you get?
>>213814220A normal aging wrestler, they don't kill much
>>213810791Yes, you've become a paranoid skeptic who believes disinformation and doesn't trust anything. Sorry to have lost you.
Sincerely,
Reality
>>213810671>Benazir Bhuttonothing fishy aboun this, she was Shia leftist whore from the worst political party in the country, many people wanted to kill her and that honor went to TTP (The Pakistani Taliban)
>>213812406meh, they had no probablem with killing children in Waco and that was back in the 90's
and the Vegas shooting was done by an ISIL sympathize just like the Orlando shooting one year prior and like that car ramming attack in Bourbon street this year, but the difference is the perpertator in Vegas was white and the idea of a white american goyim going full Jihad mode is terrifying for the ZOG they had to cover it up
>>213809433>>213809450>The truth about the double murder-suicide was not yet known to WWEThen why was wikipedia updated from an IP address belonging to WWE before the police even knew about the murders-suicide?
>>213809948Everyone is turning into mush since they all live in an environment of caustic solvents and contain majority caustic solvent themselves, they can't even survive without them which is why they are designs to reproduce while constantly making new cells to replace the old dissolved ones.
>>213809967Don't forget Al Capone's vault.
>>213810793Its this, easily.
https://n.uguu.se/vMMTbCNt.mp4
>>213814968Not gonna click on that
>>213814562Shias are based and the only ones who put up a resistance.
>>213810277>rumorsIts not a rumor, Stephanie McMahon really is an anagram for The Macho Man Penis.
>>213814977Your loss then.
Fun fact, in the previous episode, the character of Mr McMahon was killed in a fictional explosion. Donald Trump thought it was real so had to call WWE to check if the fictional character was actually hurt.
>>213813751It's a oft spoken secret in the circles that Jimmy Snuka MAY have killed a hooker at one point and Vince MAY have helped cover it up. I forget the details. But it's a carny business, are you really surprised?
>>213812481He sounded like an asshole way before the murders, like making other wrestlers do 1000 squats because they “disrespected” another wrestler, whatever that’s supposed to mean.
>>213810033>>213813728>>213809466>it's amazing just how many people had to fuck up to put this on the air.They didnt, they called official goverment flight agency, National Transportation Safety Board to confirm since the names looked wrongt to them, and got trolled by it.
Lot of people from the broadcast was fired, and ofc nobody at NTSB suffered any consequences, like always in government.
>>213815011So be it
Democracy first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe0npe5C09w
This is what a man with the brain of an 85-year-old Alzheimer's patient sounds like btw
>>213815767>since the names looked wong tu demFTFY
>>213809340 (OP)I can't get over the Wrestler's Court. Imagine a bunch of boomers acting like middle schoolers because...they fake fight. Imagine acting tough and manly, and then you ban a dude from the locker room for getting some crumbs over your bag. Holy shit, it's so fucking gay.
>>213815828Nah presentation
>>213809582The romans had a punishment that was just that, you were wiped out from the history pages.
>>213810544This guy knows douchebags.
This Friday at smackdown, this will happen to hogwheels
>>213815052Sounds like bullshit but I believe it.
>>213809648His finishing move was literally jumping off the top rope and smacking his head against the ring mat. He had taken literally hundreds of chair shots to the head during his career and was on a horseload of gear, which didn’t help either. Dude’s brain was Swiss cheese.
>>213815828They shit i. Chyna's lockerroom. Was that approved?
>>213816128If we let something out it will bite our ass
Anyone remember ths bit that practically killed Letterman? He had this deal about some guy who was like the "man on the street", and for some reason it ended, the guy left or whatever. So old Dave gets on the phone, live, and goes through the NYC phone book calling people who have the same last name as this guy. He promises an Omaha steak if the guy agrees to be in his bit.
First fucking person he calls, a woman answers and Dave asks if this is so-and-so, and the woman answer yes this is his house, so Dave goes on about wanting the guy for a skit and promises an Omaha steak.
So the woman pauses for a second and says, "My husband is deceased. Does this mean I don't get the steak?"
The audience almost walked out, and this was early in the show. In hindsight, it was one of the best bits ever, but at the time, Dave wanted to just die. Then he brings on the first guest, some lady actress, who comes right on and goes, "way to go, Dave."
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Shenna won so fucking hard, its not even funny
>>213816166Brutal if it wasnt a work. What was the deal with throwing fries off the roof? Ironic schlock?
Man, ive completely forggoten how fucking DOGSHIT pre-WotLK paladin gameplay is, fuck
I think im done, rerolling after 12 levels of this garbage
>>213809340 (OP)>> BENOIT>> CHRISTOPHER>>DOB: 5/21/67>>ATLANTA, GA>>DATE OF ABSENTEE REQUEST: 9/21/20>>BALLOT STATUS (RECEIVED!)
>>213809582>He was a good guy.>killed a woman and two childrenhope it happens to you
>>213816166Has to be bullshit, they always have researchers suss these things out beforehand .
>>213812564who took it? selfie or?
As a 30 something with wife and kids now, I'm not saying I approve of what Benoit did, but I do understand it
>>213809340 (OP)No? Yeah, he did a bad thing, but he was suffering mental health crises beyond his control.
>>213816984But did he really have to do it off the top rope?
>>213817032Ok to the second
>>213809582He was a piece of shit, he stole his friend's wife, and then got his friend fired after
>>213817085Multiple friends multiple fired but no cucking
>>213813891In a car accident. I kept forgetting words for like two years after
>>213809466I still chuckle about this
>>213817096He had an affair with Kevin Sullivan's wife
>>213809582Not the heckin' murderer.
>>213811935The law doesn't apply to rich cunts.
>>213817257Yep, they got stuck in is not the jews is the dea
>>213816966i believe it was a fan who spotted him out and about
>>213815731For normies that sounds bad, but if you dove deeper into the wrestling behind the scenes and where wrestling is now you would realize that guys like Benoit were a necessary evil (not the murder part).
>>213812481Regal claimed JBL talked to him seconds before and asked if maybe Benoit himself might have done it which caught him off-guard.
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>>213816925>ready to go home to Jesus>take your family with youI fail to see the problem
>>213811147Tell that to my 90 year old grandma, who had to call for help in her nursing home because one of the Alzheimers patients burst into her room and started hitting her because they decided she was a burglar or some shit.
Would someone do that?
Go after your family?
>>213809363the news that he killed his family came out literally during the tribute show
>tfw there will never be Chris Benoit movie adaptation
Benoit's life is pretty grim. Then again most wrestlers are broken and fucked up people.
>Grew up as a wrestling fan
>Benoit's father buys him a weight lift equipment
>Spend his youth being a NEET bodybuilder
>Goes to Hart Dungeon being streched
>Works on peanuts on Stampede wrestling
>Goes to Japan to get recognition
>Too small for USA wrestling standards
>Goes to ECW just to get some mainstream recognition
>Finally gets some fame and fortune in WCW
>Mishandled as a midcard talent
>Is in storyline with Kevin Sullivan's wife
>Storyline turns into a shoot and they become a real couple.
>His magnus opus comes at WM20 hugging his best friend Eddie Guerrero
>Loses his sanity after Eddie's death, writing a diary to dead Eddie.
The real question is, who will play the mean bully who mocked Benoit as vanilla midget, Kevin Nash?
>>213816003Tommy Udo did it better
>>213813751>Decades of steroid, alcohol, painkiller abuse>Known as a massive bully backstage>Chris writing diary to late Eddie Guerrero>Chris writing that someone wants to kill him and his family>2006-07 dirtsheets imply that WWE upper management is worried about Benoit's well being, implying being too old to wrestle and he would be happier place in TNA or going semi-retirementWrestlers who have fond memories of Benoit worked themselves into a shoot. Benoit was a fucked up person to begin with.
>>213809466I saw KTVU’s apology for this live.
I didn’t see the names, but I could tell from their horrified faces that they fucked up big time.
>>213809582Based and correct. It's like if people stopped liking Robin Williams because he killed himself after going through dimentia and losing his mind. Dipshits don't understand degenerative mental illness. They think it's all a silly joke, just be tougher!
>>213809340 (OP)Friendly reminder that Benoit family was killed in a Satanic Ritual. His neighbors are members of Royal Order of Jesters a subgroup reserved for 33rd degree Freemasons.
>>213813641Very short career. I think hd was a Harvard grad and worked a short angle as an ally of Regal IIRC. He got a few concussions and said "fuck this."
Think he focused his academic work on concussions and CTE after retirement.
>>213809582He fucking strangled his wife and son you fucking monster
>He was a good guy once so he was innocent!Apply that logic to whoever your ideological rivals are you dumb fuck
After killing his own son he looked up atories from the bible about resurrecting children like a total fucking retard. His house was a fucking pharmacy and his wife repeatedly told him to stop the junk because it made him aggressive
>>213818406He was a roided ape. But I bet his wife was a miserable bitch. He snapped on her, son got upset and/or tried to intervene and he aped on him too, then regretted it all. If he was allowed to keep her disciplined with a routine smack to the ass or cheek it wouldn't come to this. owari da
>>213810184>but ___ don’t need to face consequences for pushing a narrative based on liesThat can be said for both sides.
>>213818919The issue they have here is not a lie
The lie does this
Anon the cat is blue, where is it? Na na you can't see it, then you the cat and is not blue
This is a simple what color is your cat?
>>213809408Not all. Some had the sense that this might be something dodgy.
>>213819068It is, I really just deducted this here, I have no clue how much is true, but consequences
>>213810284Benoit was googling how to kill his son.
Do you think he put his wife in the Crippler Crossface? Do you think he jumped off the top bunk, doing a flying headbutt on to his children?
>>213819203And what was the first result?
>>213810284>Chris, Nancy and Daniel had all died on different days over the weekend>On Friday, June 22, 2007, Chris Benoit killed his wife Nancy in the bonus room of their house>Nancy's limbs were bound prior to her death, with her arms being restrained with coaxial cables, and her feet being duct-taped together. >A balled-up combination of a tube sock and tape was also found in the kitchen trash and appeared to be soaked in dried blood, which led police to believe that it was being used as a makeshift gag prior to Nancy's death. >Her body was found wrapped in a blanket alongside a Bible. Injuries indicated that Benoit had pressed a knee into her back while pulling on a cord around her neck, causing strangulation. >Daniel was suffocated and killed in his bedroom, and another Bible was left by his body.>He had internal injuries to the throat area, showing no bruises.>Daniel's exact time of death is unknown.>The reports determined Daniel was sedated with Xanax and likely unconscious when he was killed.>It was later alleged that Daniel had the genetic disorder fragile X syndrome and that this was the cause of domestic problems in the Benoit family.>It was also suggested that track marks on Daniel's arms were the result of human growth hormone (HGH) injections because Benoit and his family considered him undersized due to his condition.>At about 3:30 p.m. EDT on Saturday, June 23, 2007, fellow wrestler and close friend Chavo Guerrero received a voicemail message from Benoit's phone stating that both Nancy and Daniel had food poisoning and he would be late for that night's house show in Beaumont, Texas.>On Sunday, June 24, 2007, five text messages were sent to co-workers between 3:51 a.m. and 3:58 a.m. using both Chris' and Nancy's cellphones. Four of them were the Benoits' home address. The fifth said that the family's dogs were in the enclosed pool area and that a garage side door had been left open.
>>213809466i bet you they questioned it it’s almost like it’s so over the top they had to be convinced they were being racist to question it, it was so out there it immunized itself
>cap: POXNP
Interesting video
https://youtu.be/LqEO2rOtlFc
>>213811935Well no shit the person who's job is to make guns on set safe didn't do its fucking job. If it wasn't Baldwin another actor would have do it eventually.
how did Neil DeGrasse Tyson get away with it bros?
get off
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Almost.
>>213809648He didn't do it. Outright got framed. His surviving kids nor his sister-in-law believe he had anything to do with it nowadays.
>>213816050It is true.
https://deadspin.com/triple-h-donald-trump-is-unclear-on-whether-wrestling-1790037536/
>>213819522Wrestling is real. Bret Hart v HBK rivalry was a shoot. They both legimately hated each other and people can sense the tension and realness of the situation.
The more you become self aware and sense people how they look,the facial expression they use while they talk and the tone of voice they use, wrestliing becomes more of a shoot than a work.
>>213810910The audio makes this better
>>213810791>>213810564The simpler solution than the conspiracy could be that the guy is just a psychopath
>>213815192He killed his girlfriend and Vince had previously convinced her to drop domestic violence charges against Snuka.
>>213813641His gimmick was that he was a really smart Harvard graduate, because he was a really smart Harvard graduate.
>>213812501Vince is just an extremely autistic weirdo who was both physically and sexually abused as a kid. He came from nothing and turned a million dollar traveling circus into a billion dollar global empire. Like Vince would have just been a regular awkward man without wrestling, but instead it allowed him to become an eccentric celebrity billionaire.
>>213809381Benoit was one of the biggest guys in wrestling at that time and (to their knowledge) was tragically murdered. Especially since the show aired live there was no way they couldn't have done something about it.
>>213811957Regal would have likely known the extent of how fucked Benoit was by that point and likely suspected something didn't quite equate
>>213809363They knew he died, but not how he died. It was later revealed he murdered his family then killed himself. They haven't mentioned him since.
>>213815192>>213819910Snuka got convincted for the murder shortly before he died but was so far gone mentally he was found unfit for trial
>>213817228No exaggeration but entirely Sullivan's fault. WCW had an angle where Benoit stole Nancy from him (in character she was Sullivan's valet) and because he was so dedicated to kayfabe he forced her to pretty much spend all her free time in public with Benoit to maintain the illusion. It was kind of an inevitability at that point.
>>213809340 (OP)surely Kanyes "george bush doesnt care about niggers" moment tops it?
>>213809683he was apparently found in his gym equipment, he had strangulated himself with rope pulleys, doing reps to keep himself alive, then when he got tired and couldnt complete the reps he'd die.
Its a rather elaborate way to strangle yourself, and kind of impossible to use as a murder framing.
>>213813751You watched dumb shit and went crazy. Read the evidence list and order of events then move on.
>>213822785Not even remotely
>>213809725one of his biggest moves, was a form of body slamming someone, and smashing his own head on the surface with the impact, then repeating it another 4-5x to demonstrate his insane strength and stamina.
I searched it up, it was his version of the German Suplex, he'd repeat it over and over, and even as a kid, i saw him do it and wondered about if it was giving him brain damage.
>>213811957Regal said JBL asked him "You think he did it?" right before he did that interview
>>213809363Chris Benoit murdered his family before taking his own life.
>>213819457This. Everyone with half a brain knows the murders were orchestrated by Kevin Sullivan and carried out by the Dungeon of Doom.
>>213817593you don't go to heaven if you suicide
>>213822850He was trying to rig it so that the bar would break his neck instead of strangling him but he just wound up strangled. He wasn't doing reps until he died. He lifted it once, dropped it and strangled himself to death.
>>213809340 (OP)>doing something in the "future" erases what you've done in the pastI fucking hate retards
>>213823158Not everyone believes that obviously
>>213811259I still don't get Bang Ding Ow, is it just just the sounds you make when hurt?
>>213823204tell that to satan when you burn in hell
>>213813751i remember one wrestler spoke about a weird thing about Benoits sense of humour. Paraphrasing here;
>he found physical comedy, people falling over, tripping, 3 stooges-stuff, absolutely hysterical>he'd be chuckling all day if he saw a wrestler trip over backstage>but one time, we were all chilling in the locker room, and Norm macdonald was on tv doing a bit>and we all were laughing our asses off, he was on fire, white, black, hispanic, we all got the jokes and were laughing hard>but i looked over at Benoit, and he was calming sitting there, slightly bored and awkward, blank face>i asked him "whats wrong? you don't think he's funny">he answers with a mild "im laughing on the inside"Strange thought patterns. Also really enjoying humour about people hurting themselves tends to be the hallmark of very violent people.
>>213813786oh yeah, the ima let you finish was gold aswell.
>>213810793oh yeah, thats a huge one, but we're all too young to have seen that at the time.
>>213823245say each name sequentially out loud then get back to us anon.
>>213823003Oh yeah I remember he'd repeat the move like three times in a row sometimes. What a shame. Wonder if he was really a good guy deep down inside? Yeah I know Guerrero business but still.
>>213823453>Wonder if he was really a good guy deep down inside?No. He was a notorious asshole and bully long before he ACK'd his family and himself.
>>213823480If Nancy never left Sullivan she would have been alive today.
>>213813751I watched a few of them but this chick is trying to turn every little thing into some big red flag. Whats her bottom line with this? does she have some conclusion, like he was murdered by someone?
>>213810480Alex Jones took it too far by insinuating the entire thing was fabricated, but CNN almost certainly hired actors to pose as witnesses.
>>213823507Doubt. Sullivan was a satanist, she would’ve been sacrificed eventually had she stayed.
>>213823264that escalated quickly
>>213823325>Norm macdonaldHonestly that sounds like a perfectly normal reaction to any of that guy's comedy routines
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Benoit photoshopped into Barry is one of my favorite /v/ memes
Cry for Benoit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loHcavnc5nI
Not gonna lie, this and how he can't keep his composure whatsoever during the 10-bell salute to Eddie Guerrero gets to me
>Hi, my name is Doug, and I have mesothelioma
watching that chase live was fuckin crazy
[unrelated, but my grampa also died of mesothelioma
>>213823325>>i asked him "whats wrong? you don't think he's funny">>he answers with a mild "im laughing on the inside"Very Normesque if you think about it
kev
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>>213809363That they framed Benoit
>>213823325>he answers with a mild "im laughing on the inside"I'm exactly the same. Looney Tunes and The 3 Stooges will make me laugh out loud, even if it's a bit I've seen a million time, but standup comedy doesn't "make me laugh" but I still find it humorous. I think it's because I try to find the comedian's angle and figure out the punches before they happen.
>>213823891Gotta love the taskmaster, you just gotta
>>213810791This shit was s god given gift to us schizos
>>213811935It was the armorers responsibility. Actors are supposed to expect they did their job not check weapons themself, he obviously pulled the trigger but he thought it was unloaded
>>213814961>Al Capone's vaulthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaF0LSwzFog
>>213823840Honestly yeah it's exactly the kind of punchline Norm would tell
>>213816166I don't get it why is the guy being dead somehow make letterman bad? He just wanted to get some guy in to have fun in a sketch
>>213809967>guy interviewing samuel l jackson refers to 'his' new ad starring lawrence fish[burne]Kek
Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqoXGSF4tSY
>>213824562I haven't seen the sketch but the way anon describes it is that he basically cold called them looking for the guy for a fake sweepstakes only to find out the guy was dead.
>>213816984As the exact same as you I can't comprehend doing that. My wife and child are my greatest achievement and if I die my last thoughts will be thankful that I managed to get that far in life
>>213819228AI suggests you don't kill your son because that might be bad for both you and your son
>>213817681i love how people excuse benoit because muh CTE yet ignore the fact that the guy had the coherence to carefully place cloth around where he was hanging so it wouldn't be as harsh
the guy was "gone" sure, but he knew exactly what he was doing
>>213824640Yeah I get that but it wasn't like he offered them a bunch of money it was a steak dinner right
>>213809340 (OP)benoit did nothing wrong. massive cover up and smear campaign.
>>213823325I think it was Jericho who told that story. He also told one where Benoit shat in a fans shoe and left it outside their hotel room door.
>>213809582It was killing his son that did it. If he just killed his wife he wouldn't have been erased from wwe
>>213823325Obviously on the spectrum
>>213809582Many Wrestlers and Football Players got extreme CTE too, and they never killed their families, only themselves
>>213811031You americans have all the guns in the world and are still slaves galore. Bigger slaves than europeans (except brits and swedes).
>>213809737>The detectives could've called up Vince and told him.That's not how police procedure works.
>>213814961yeah I came here to say this. I remember watching it as a kid, I was cringing for Geraldo
>>213815828It's just a theatrical way of doing what has to be done in every locker room with to keep a bunch of moronic manchildren in line.
>>213822785This was 3 hours of "He was a good man!!" about a family killer
Why do people shit on Chris Benoit while defending with Chris Watts
That one lawyer blew his brains out on live TV with a .357
>>213823380>we're all too young to have seen that at the time.S-sure we are...
>>213826673oh you mean in the 80s?
The only live suicide I know of is the one on Fox where Shep Smith is like "get off him!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCqZE5nuJp4
>>213826673It was a joke. Lighten up
>>213826542>Forgetting cakes on birthdayLolwut.
>>213814562>Shia leftistHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
>>213826814 that was my reference
>>213823801
>>213826900My assumption is that everyone has to bring some cakes on their birthday.
>>213826932Oh, and he's talking about Buck Dwyer
>>213826542>Forgetting cakes on birthday - £50 a dayLmao is this seriously a thing for grown ass men
>>213809648The narrative is he was so CTE he was completely insane but I wonder about this. Like it would have to be to an extent that its like how pyro sees flowers and shit in team fortress two. What is he supposed to have thought he was doing when he protractedly murdered two family members for no reason? What are people saying his mush brain perspective was.
I suspect it is true that he wouldn't have done it without the severe CTE, but people kinda gloss over exactly how this is supposed to have worked.