Tip your boss
Check in on your coworkers
Enjoy the 9 to 5 hustle

Make sure to tell your boss that you signed the SWEAT Pledge.

>>213809583 (OP)
>>213809679
nice try unc

>>213809583 (OP)
>tip your boss
Yeah bro I’m totally working class! Wouldn’t it be cool if we regressed into an industrialized form of feudalism! That would be great for me and my fellow workers!

>>213809718
yeah humans are supposed to work from sunrise to sundown.
I dont get where zoomers think civilization comes from.
Does this guy think the car he is sitting in didnt require hundreds of human work-hours invested in it until it became what it is?

>>213809811
retard

>>213809811
high iq
>>213809917
low iq

>>213809583 (OP)
>9 to 5 hustle
The fuck are you talking about.. Every job is 8-5 now with an hour unpaid lunch THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE

>>213809886
hunter gatherers didn't work that much
it was comfy
like /tv/ threads but IRL on a beach

>>213809886
Yeah, we worked all day but when the day ended we didn’t give our spoils to some fat faggot so he could tear them up and give us a tiny piece back.

>>213810082
>hunter gatherers didn't work that much

Ted Kaczynski pages about this absurd misconception.
You can complain about the disconnect between your work and your life in the industrial era but you cant complain about the extent of it, every generation before us had to work more and harder to survive.

>>213810180
nah

>>213810160
Dude do you really believe that the CEO of a multi-billion company gets a piece of his workers paycheck? And that this piece is proportionally more than the worker recieves?

>>213810213
yes dumbass, feel free to study the life of indigenous hunter/gatherer civilizations.

Lmao imagine not being in the union in the current lol I seriously cannot believe there's people out there that don't participate in collective bargaining lololol

>>213809886
Before the industrial revolution most people worked hard 3-4 months of the year and their schedule was full of festivals and social events.

>>213810258
You need to read more if you take things this literally.

>>213810359
no

>>213810258
you might have autism, or maybe you're just a thirdie

>>213810535
then what do you even mean by "tiny piece"? Workers wages are a considerable expense for each and every company and the owners income becomes less significant given the annual budget the bigger a company becomes.

>>213810620
The statement simply doesnt have any relation to reality no matter how you try to interpret it.

>>213809583 (OP)
If you live in the developed world, and you're intelligent enough to act respectably, you can and should get a white collar job for less work and more pay.

>>213809718
>white kid
>white

>>213809583 (OP)
>work overtime
>refuse a raise. refuse two

>>213810657
“tiny piece” does not refer to the worth of the company as a whole, it refers to the worth of one’s labour. If anyone could just go out into the woods and live off of the land in the most base way, I would be happy and we wouldn’t be arguing, but the state makes that impossible because that would cause a labour crisis.

>>213809811
Feudal peasants enjoyed more days off and had more freedom than the average modern wagie could describe. He could get drunk in the morning, beat his wife, and then go plow the field when he felt like it.

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>>213811298
>>213810870
>>213810690
>>213810657
>>213810620
>>213810555

Be the first one in and the last one out.
Buy a brand new tie and briefcase.
Listen to what your co-workers have to say.
Smile, even if you don't feel like it.
Have a 'can do' attitude.
Attend a corporate function or team-building exercise.
Attend the company Christmas Party.
Read the Message Of The Day (MOTD)
Make a Powerpoint presentation.
Learn the corporate acronyms.
Keep your personal life out of the office.
Incorporate office jargon into your vocabulary.
Stay on the same page as your boss.
Choose a professional background for your Zoom calls.
Do the photocopying.
Set your printer to 'Economy' mode using the Grayscale setting.
Respond promptly to work messages even when you're at home.
Make regular eye contact with your supervisor.

You DID sign it, didn’t you?