>fat guy loses weight
>instantly becomes a heckin chud
why is this so common?

>>213812486 (OP)
what happened to chris chungus?

>>213812486 (OP)
He had an amazing run for a few years there where he was cast in the lead for the Guardians of the Galaxy AND Jurassic World trilogies.

What happened to his career? Haven't seen him in any movies in a while.

>>213813985
And he was not good in them. He really doesnt have the looks or presence to be a leading man

>>213814027
cope harder commie nigger

>>213813985
>>213814025
I don't see why he wouldn't be in Doomsday

>>213812486 (OP)
Because effort and self-realization is right wing trait, while crying for handouts and bootlicking are inherently left wing traits.

>>213813985
What terrible fucking movies those were

>>213812486 (OP)
He wasn’t even that fat. He just a chad gained a pounds drinking beer and eating shit that got back into shape

>>213812502
>misses meals
I imagine there are far more missed meals between the parents and the kids with a divorce. Women are so fucking retarded

>>213814072
do you have a job or are you a neet

>>213814025
He can't act unironically

>>213812486 (OP)
I've worked with Chris Pratt on set. He's a mega bible thumper. He will teach you about the bible if you allude that you're interested.

>>213814071
he was in the concept art and GOTG 3 teased “the legendary star-lord will return”. he’ll be back.

>>213814148
what if I know more about the bible than he does

>>213814254
BIBLE WARS!

>>213812502
Anna Faris was just mad her ex ended up more desirable than her.

>>213814350
She gave him a child

>>213812486 (OP)
Has he gone to touch that wall in Israel yet?

>>213814072
holy MOTHER of Based. Please let me gargle on your ballsack, Anon. I beg of you.

>>213812502
>2 sentences presumably outright said by Anna Faris
>a paragraph of made up bullshit
I really hate redditors

>>213812486 (OP)
>what? a reasonable opinion on politics in 2025? CANCEL HIM!
The reaction to this proves his point.

>>213814027
>>213814099
Just say you're gay.

>>213812502
>one partner in the relationship increases their worth by being hotter, working out, more disciplined, etc.
>relationship falls apart
Tale as old as time.

>>213814122
I have a job, I am not a leftist. You have to be a demented freak to depend on a state to take care of you.

>>213812486 (OP)
>>213812502
>increasing testosterone makes men right-wing

>>213814025
>>213813985
He was replaced by a fag in Jurassic World Rebirth

>>213816279
Yeah, the people who dont love goyslop are the gay ones

>>213814025
He can only play 1 character and it got annoying after 10 years

>>213812486 (OP)
No republican allowed in jewllywood

>>213816980
Except for all those republicans they allow

For the ones following

Do we really need the cia input on this?

Chris patt appears on /tv/ after viral chudding out podcast with Bill Maher I see

I wish him and Schwarzenegger wife well

>>213816572
Basado then.

>>213814025
Electric State flopped hard because he isnt a draw without a mega-brand backing him up

>>213817018

>>213817104
Crazy that leftist would ruin American to make Trump looks bad
Like they are going to do a national protest in September (Don't go to work,don't buy goods) to ruin America's Economy
Absolute insane

>>213817141
If Trump is so bad and ruined America's economy, why do they have to massively strike to ruin America's economy?

>>213817141
Leftists don't have any meaningful jobs but they are the ones who buy the most frivolous bullshit.

>>213812502
Who gives a shit what Anna Faris or any actor has to say? Who is listening to these podcasts? Are there really that many redditors and boomers willingly subjecting themselves to that slop?

>>213817192
besides utilities frivolous shit is all I spend my money and time on

>>213814260
Shut up Ariel.

>>213814148
>He's a mega bible thumper.
Didn't he cheat on his wife?

How he turn into a religious nutjob btw? Hardly the same person as in parks

>>213817268
>Nutjobs
Source?

>>213814378
groypers are mind raped

>>213817043
Exactly like RDJ then, on his own he's no guaranteed box office magnet if it's not MCU or Sherlock Holmes.

>>213817141
Oh shit I hadn’t heard about this. Where’d you hear that?

>>213817043
that's literally modern hollywood. there's no superstars only superbrands.

>>213814359
He gave her a child

>never went nude

>>213817141
>A single day protest will immediately ruin the economy
>Trump’s inconsistent and schizophrenic tariffs? No that will only improve the economy!

celebrities coming out as Trump supporters in fucking 2025 without any actual consequences should be the definitive be all end proof that the culture war is dead and gone.
Being a Trump supporter in 2016 is mild compared to now, the shit Trump is doing this time around is so much worse than it was his first term, and nobody would get near him back then.

It's interesting that they still play the victim card though even though they absolutely obliterated the "SJWs"

Chris Pratt's best movie is the Lego Movie.

>>213817337
>literally
SAAAR

Oh, it's a mentally ill leftist thread.

>>213817141
>DON'T protest goy go BACK to work
Uhh... that's not how democracies work jewbro...

>>213817554
/pol/ moment.

>>213812502
>Guy works out so he can make a fortune as an A-lister and support his family
>Wife whose own career is dying complains
ell oh ell, glad he dumped her walled ass and shacked up with Arnie's kid.

>>213817465
Culture war doesn't exist. It's just smoke and mirrors. Doesn't matter what golem you vote for, doesn't matter how many funko pop glocks you own, doesn't matter how many tranny dicks you cut off; At the end of the day your shithole's core culture will remain the same: Golem slave nation.

>>213817584
>Wife whose own career is dying complains

Except it’s not dying, she was the lead on a popular sitcom for seven seasons just five years ago and is still making movies.

>>213817639
Hope she sees this, simp.

>>213812502
>redditors are mentally ill terminally online losers who live in a fantasy world far away from reality
I'm shocked.

>>213817702
>How dare you correct me!

>>213817775
Roastie got mad.

>>213812486 (OP)
Because after years of being treated like garbage they get treated like a person. When your experience tells you 'being treated like a human being is something earned' you have a hard time finding leftist drivel compelling, let alone rooted in reality.

>>213817891
So what have you done to “earn it”?

>>213817891
>DEBATE ME
lol SAAAAR

>whole personality was being a goofy chubby guy that used to smoke weed in the back of his van in Calilfornia listening to Eminem
>got paid by Disney to work out and be a lead in Guardians of the Galaxy
>suddenly hot and popular from the exposure from a successful mainstream blockbuster
>starts running in hot rich people circles
>divorces wife and gets with Arnold's daughter
>starts going hardcore on religion
>exclusively does roles where he's a serious action man despite being horrible at it

Strange arc.

>>213818049
What a fucking beta post.

>>213812486 (OP)
Lmao it’s not that complicated. When you’re fat, you blame the world. When you get in shape, you realize no one is coming to save you…you’re responsible for your results. That shift nukes the whole victimhood worldview. Suddenly “personal responsibility” doesn’t sound so evil anymore. Sorry your politics can’t survive a set of squats.

You don’t play the game very well.

>>213817252
>>213812502
Chris is the bad guy here btw?

>>213815123
You don't hate them enough

>>213818119
Good post. I was a leftist loser like that years ago. But they'll never listen to simple actual real world advice like that. Because being a victim is fucking addictive. I know it. I was it.

>>213818119
>Lmao it’s not that complicated. When you’re fat, you blame the world. When you get in shape, you realize no one is coming to save you…you’re responsible for your results.
>multibillion conglomerate pays fitness and nutrition guide to dictate your entire life and you are being paid explicitly to do everything they say to get in shape

He finally knuckled down and took control of his life! He just needed to take some personal responsibility.

>>213812486 (OP)
Because there are so much fat right wing assholes. Its in their blood

>>213814072
Truth

>>213818184
Fatty got mad.

>>213814072
/Thread

>>213818393
>>213818479
We heard you the first time.

>>213818862
Cope and seethe

>>213818885
>inspects element
SAAAR

>>213817612
Enough of this retarded cope. We've had some real successes recently and have a real opportunity to make things better. In the last couple years:
>Destroyed affirmative action, forced institutions and even ivy schools into compliance
>Historic funding increase for border security and an actual decrease in the foreign born pop for the first time in 50 years
>a MASSIVE Overton window shift and emergence of an open 'post liberal' right-wing online and even in front facing politics
The Trump admin has literally been at war with the state over things like deportations, AA, constant court challenges to the authority of the executive branch, etc... He's literally taking a direct mandate over fucking Washington DC to clean the city up. The idea that this is no different than if Kamala had won because they're all muh zioshills is transparently either stupid or in bad faith

>>213819159
>J-JUST TAKE THE W BROO
Orange Kike please.

>>213817222
>Are there really that many redditors and boomers willingly subjecting themselves to that slop?

Zendaya has hundreds of millions of Instagram gollowers, so yes.

>>213819198
How's weather in Gaza, Mahmoud?

>>213816965
Ryan Reynolds proves otherwise

>>213817639
cringe

is Anna in this thread or something

Not much of a loss, he was never in a good movie.

>>213819229
There it is. That's where the "WE'RE WINNIN BRO" is coming from lmao

>>213814025
He is in TV series. Terminal List was good, the spinoff prequel releases soon

>>213819346
We are winning. The fuck do you have left? Souths Park?

>>213819482
You aren't winning anything. Certainly not culture war. 99% of all filmmakers are still left-winning.

>>213812486 (OP)
He lost weight before that, i think this has more to do with now being related to the guy

>>213819518
>moobies are weally weally impowtant
Mind of a leftoid is that of a toddler.

>>213817612
>Culture war doesn't exist.
Fuck off Communist.
Culture War is just as important, if not more important, than class war.
The morals with which your children will grow up are a very crucial detail worthy of fighting for.

>>213817612
>Culture war doesn't exist
You'd love if people thought that, wouldn't you leftard?

>>213817612
>2025
>still believing in muh class war
Yelling "eat the rich!" isn't gonna stop the Paki grooming gangs nor is it going to dissuade a darkie from blowing your brains out, you tea-sipping queer.

>>213812486 (OP)
He was skinnier first, but none you cared until things got political

>>213820006
The grooming gangs are an attack on normal people by the elites. They'll only stop once people realize that and get rid of their oppressors.

>>213817479
>>213818048
mental illness

>>213819482
You're a jew.

>>213819683
You're on a movie board, chuddie. And yeah, movies are part of culture.

>>213819198
you should donate your unemployment to the gay mexican's birthday today

>>213819758
>>213819815
>Culture War is just as important, if not more important, than class war
If that's the case you've already lost it. And you got vassalized to corporate zionist interests. Now go die in Iran.

>>213820635
You are mohammed

>>213814359
A retarded child

>>213813985
His voice acting career is nearly as big as his acting career at this point.
>Lego Movie 1/2
>Super Mario Bros Movie 1/2
>Garfield Movie

>>213817104
Trumpism is born out of hatred.

>>213820726
I'm not. You are a jew though.

>>213820634
good morning sar

Zoe Saldana had her words in his ear and her tongue in his butthole