Thread 213812963 - /tv/ [Archived: 144 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:30:11 AM No.213812963
witch
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Why didn't she just use her powers for good?
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:31:40 AM No.213812989
>>213812963 (OP)
Not that kind of person
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:32:24 AM No.213813002
>>213812963 (OP)
Is that I love Lucy?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:33:25 AM No.213813014
>>213812963 (OP)
We don't know what her powers were. It might be that she just learnt the hypnosis shit and life force sapping and that's it. I wonder how the kid managed to use her magic. I think she might actually be his relative, but not an aunt obviously, some ancestor from like 300 years ago who has been pretending to be various family members through the years.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:34:24 AM No.213813030
>>213812963 (OP)
Maybe I missed it with shitty audio, but what was her motivation and goal? She claimed she was sick, but how were her actions supposed to heal her?
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:34:43 AM No.213813035
Bumpo
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:35:14 AM No.213813045
>>213813014

Looks like she doesn't possess any magic herself, but only knows the rituals, and anyone can use the rituals since it's the magic tree that is the only deciding factor in whether it works or not.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:36:05 AM No.213813056
>>213812963 (OP)
She looks like she hates gay men
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:37:06 AM No.213813074
>>213812963 (OP)
Male supremacy drove her to be a villain. As revealed by the arg.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:37:27 AM No.213813080
>>213813030
She was clearly siphoning life force out of the kids she collected for that purpose.
Her healing is cut short when the main characters converge on the house and she has to bail.

Her magic is every effective but otherwise she's not equipped or willing to face increased scrutiny so she was about to run out of town. I guess she siphoned enough energy to become capable of running away (literally).
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:39:28 AM No.213813116
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ChatGPT just chugging away tonight posting slight variations of the same thread over and over and over
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:40:22 AM No.213813132
>>213813080
That makes sense. I assume that's why the kids and the two parents remained in a fugue after she died then.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:40:52 AM No.213813139
How do you think she did it?
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:42:11 AM No.213813163
>>213812963 (OP)
What's interesting to me is that everything this creature seems to be shouts hag, but yet operates as a normal witch. Witches, however, tend to literally devour children or at least their souls and while it usually is a process it's not a proximity thing like they suggest in this film. Plus painting "Witch" on the side of the car is too on the nose for a film like this.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:43:23 AM No.213813193
So are you a psychopath or just wsnt me to say I am?

You live doing this shit is why they wanna kill you
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:45:51 AM No.213813232
>>213813139
As>>213813074 said
In the arg or websites they used to promote it she got cancer and literally got refused treatment for being an older female
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:48:12 AM No.213813271
>>213813232
Sounds like what they do
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:48:31 AM No.213813276
>>213812963 (OP)
Because she's a satanic witch.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:51:01 AM No.213813315
>>213813276
>satanic witch.
Retard take. Paganism has nothing to do with satan.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:51:17 AM No.213813322
>>213813276
Sure is
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:54:43 AM No.213813377
¿Te costaba mucho pagarle las imposiciones a la nana?
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:56:53 AM No.213813422
Don't blame me I didn't made it or give it an oscar
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:57:26 AM No.213813437
>>213812963 (OP)
Post the one of her above the bed (I got scared and looked away in the theatre)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:00:03 AM No.213813475
>>213813377
>nana?
No esta banana! Jajajaaja¡
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:01:08 AM No.213813495
>>213813475
I may had said on pol it was legal slavery
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:02:57 AM No.213813531
>>213812963 (OP)
is that Eddie Izzard
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:04:46 AM No.213813567
>>213813315
Christians really fucked themselves crying everything they don't like is Satan and how all the kids are watching hazbin hotel and nobody cares to listen to their complaints anymore.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:05:35 AM No.213813582
>>213813495
Shut up spic
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:05:37 AM No.213813583
This reminded me I own Oliver 15 dollars + impositions
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:07:04 AM No.213813601
>>213812963 (OP)
She just fucking loved being evil
But mostly she just didn't want to die
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:11:01 AM No.213813675
>>213812963 (OP)
Because she is evil
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:13:18 AM No.213813704
>>213813601
>But mostly she just didn't want to die

Why. She just stayed in that house. She didn't do anything. It's not like they showed her gardening or reading books or anything. She just worshipped her gay black banzi tree
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:20:49 AM No.213813830
I thought it was a bit weird for characters to dream of somebody they never met.
Also what was up with her showing up in the forest while James was running from the cop?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:21:52 AM No.213813848
I don't live with you anon.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:21:57 AM No.213813850
>>213813704
What a bizarre question anon lmao, should most people on 4chan just die because they don't do much but sit in their room on they puter
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:22:26 AM No.213813860
>>213812963 (OP)
She didn't even use her powers for anything. The kids she stole were just in the basement for over a month. Could she not figure out how to sacrifice them or something? Also, Josh Brolin, a middle aged white construction foreman isn't concealed carrying at all times? Fucking establish the movie is set in Canada then for fucks sake. The first half of the movie was so good, but once the big reveal becomes that the threat is just rage zombies controlled by a old witch, it loses the horror vibe completely becomes a dark comedy.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:23:31 AM No.213813879
>>213813860
>asian principal
Movie is set in some hippy, liberal commune, anon.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:24:31 AM No.213813890
>>213813850
At least that's something. She did nothing. At all. You never see her making food or doing anything.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:27:23 AM No.213813931
>>213813860
I believe she was sapping lifespan or vitality from her thralls, so it's like they were slowly being sacrificed.
It's why she's at first close to bedridden, then a bit more active after thralling the parents, then able to move around more after thralling the kids (culminating in the strength to sprint away from the kids during the climax).
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:27:31 AM No.213813937
>>213813879
You're describing Canada
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:29:33 AM No.213813966
>>213813937
Damn
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:31:51 AM No.213814003
>>213813937
Pennsylvania is in Canada?
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:32:16 AM No.213814008
>>213813315
>>213813567
witches get their power from sleeping with demons on walpurgis nicht also every spell is effected by demons. spell casting itself is satanic. read the bible
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:32:32 AM No.213814011
>>213814003
That was the city I was thinking on
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:33:15 AM No.213814034
>>213814008
>satan doesn't even exist in paganism
>demons don't exist
Why are you so retar--
>read the bible
Ah.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:33:51 AM No.213814045
>>213814008
None of that is in the bible
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:34:06 AM No.213815570
>>213814008
Can demons take the form of femboys? If so sounds like a sweet deal
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:37:20 AM No.213815613
>>213815570
Burning in hell forever to get demon boi pussy?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:38:32 AM No.213815625
>>213815570
Female flat blue eyed?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:39:09 AM No.213815634
>>213812963 (OP)
This movie is just a big meme, right? All the pictures look like a meme.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:41:04 AM No.213815654
>>213815634
I don't even know what picture is, looks good two pre thumbs up
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:42:07 AM No.213815664
>>213813045
2:17 in the bible. tree of knowledge
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:27:33 PM No.213816311
>>213813080

Did she need that many children in order to achieve that? Every kid in the same class as the person she was living with with that boy being the only one not captured?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:29:17 PM No.213816336
Best hacker in the world they said
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:30:12 PM No.213816349
>>213813315
>Paganism
Pagans are matriarchal and worship women, that is Satanic.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:35:57 PM No.213816448
>>213812963 (OP)
She donated to Palestine but didn't tell anyone
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:39:52 PM No.213816508
Child porn ring, cancellation many such cases
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:47:01 PM No.213816642
>>213812963 (OP)
Hey anon shall we talk about brainwashing on the age of mind reading?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:55:07 PM No.213816781
>>213813567
kek this
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:55:10 PM No.213816784
>>213812963 (OP)
So your only crime was cucking b4 adultery is not a crime, amiright?