I need someone to handle my man meat.

>>213813275 (OP)
Grow up

>>213813275 (OP)
>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!"
>"Heh, make a Gorilla nest."
>Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"

I get the idea of PUNCHING DOWN now. Because that's what Sam Hyde does. And when he met a real seasoned pro, he folded so easily.

>if you only knew how bad things really are

>>213813303
Look how angry he is lol, definitely not a bit.

report all eceleb threads as off-topic

>>213813417
The whole bit thing was weird damage control on the shills part.

The roids messed up Sam bad

>>213813275 (OP)
Hope you didn't rub SEED OILS on your man meat. They inflame your shit.

>>213814293
he has a lumpy fat skull from overdosing on HGH like rogan did

>>213813275 (OP)
This faggot isn't /tv/
Stop posting him you worthless zoomer

>>213814914
shut the fuck up chud. Your e-daddy is having his career destroyed

>scams people and worships cash
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers as young as 16
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

The funniest thing would be for Sam to get a pastor on his youtube show and start asking Christianity questions.

>>213815245
What prevents some christfag grifters from doing a convincing job? It's as simple as reading the bible.

>>213813303
Why are you doing this?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22Im%20the%20master%20of%20trolling%20bro.%20No%20one%20can%20understand%22/

>>213815245
should add
>literally begged to fuck a tranny
>made some bitch cut his name on her arm

You're never getting your Hyde force tee Chris forget to mail it and Sam doesn't care he's already spent your money

>Right here?

>>213815561
>Why are you doing this?

>>213816873
Why are you not?

Is this guy quirky chungus or just a parody of quirky chungus?

>>213813353
>Enjoy this SEED OIL cookie now, and face a belt whipping from Sam later.
>Or spit it out and look like a cuck in front of a comedian I like and respect, but at least Sam won't rape me.
He made his choice.

>>213813303

>>213813303
Imagine thinking this makes Sam looks bad. You can say Sam embarrased himself by getting angry, but when you get physically dominated by someone like that, you've lost.
>Literally shaking cope
I've watched this several times and don't get this cope. He's exerting strength, which causes muscles to tense and vibrate, yes. Have you never worked out before. Oh you probably haven't so that makes sense.

>>213813353
Jesus, that face is crazy. It's right up there with those war ptsd photos. .

>>213818964
Sam couldn't even push him into the "nest", his hands were shaking and he tired himself out trying to push Hardland around.

>>213813275 (OP)
Why are people still giving him mojeyn

>still posting about it
yikes rent free

>>213818964
>He's exerting strength
He is exerting incredible vope and seethe. Raped on live show for the world to see.

Does gorilla nest mean something or was it just an absurd random joke on harlands part? I didn't quite understand why it was such a trigger point. And yes I am autistic and yes I am gay

Someone should put Sam out of his misery

>>213819311
Gorilla nest, Fish tank.

>>213813275 (OP)

>>213819418
I don't get it

>>213819307
>Raped on a live show
Usually the raped ones aren't lifting their rapists up and throwing them around the room. He stopped because, if he continued to push him, the old boomer faggot would have fallen over and could have cracked his head on the "expensive" equipment, resulting in an inevitable lawsuit from the faggot boomer. Keeping it the way he did meant he could still chalk it up to rough housing and avoid charges. See Sam operates so many levels above you that you can't even comprehend his regular movements.

>>213819307
>incredible vope
GOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNING SAAAAAAAAARS

>>213819633
And yet, Scam&Hide looked raped at the end.

Watching this, the main impression is of a bully who comes up against someone who isn't intimidated and who instead makes fun of the bully. Sam is talented but his humor is based on anger and ridicule. When up against someone who is not affected by his presence, he is hopeless.

Oddly, despite how much and how aggressively that guy shilled his stuff here, i never gave two fucks about it.
Never will.