>No Marty, I won't prevent the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.

>>213813595 (OP)
>...because I just got back from committing it.

>Wait a minute, Doc. What about the towers?
>IT'S A FALSE FLAG, MARTY. Controlled demolition, missiles disguised as planes, the president was notified while reading at a kindergarten for crying out loud
>But Doc, I saw it on the news
>All lies, Marty. You think the government actually cares about terrorism? I stole plutonium for Christ's sake and I'm not even on a watchlist

>>213814066
lel, the second movie does take place after 9/11

>>213814084
If you think that's crazy: https://youtu.be/P1ULjJ3EqyY?si=YAEFMK0U8bgAu7lu

>>213814249
>!!SPOILER ALERT!! If you haven't seen 9/11 DO NOT WATCH BACK TO THE FUTURE!!

>>213813595 (OP)
>Doc! Let's go back and save all those Jews from being killed in World War II!
>Marty, how can we stop Allied bombing of German supply lines?
They went a bit too far with this one

>>213814347
They got chlorine poisoning from the swimming pool :'( the provided goggles didn't even work all the time.

>>213813595 (OP)
>ok, doc, but you could still stop the holo-
>THERE WAS A PLAGUE, MARTY!

>goes back to 1885
>does nothing to prevent the assassination of McKinley, the attempted assassination of Teddy or WWI

I want to see a dark sinister version of Back to the Future where Doc and Marty use time travel to become gods of humanity and enslave the world, but Hollywood doesn't have the balls to make it

MARTY! WE HAVE TO STOP THAT FAT STINKY DISGUSTING KNUCKLEDRAGGING RETARDED BLIGHT-ON-EXISTENCE FUCKING APE FROM DYING!
IT COMPLETELY FUCKS EVERYTHING UP!
>i dunno doc... was harambe really that important?

>>213813595 (OP)
>Doc, I just found out Abraham Lincoln planned to send all the freed slaves back to Africa before he was assassinated…do I need to continue?

>>213814857
hahahahahahahh

>>213814347
>Doc you keep saying we need to accelerate but to what speed?
>88!
>Why 88?
>It's my lucky number
>So the speed doesn't matter?
>It's a flying time machine on a planet spinning at 1,000mph Marty of course the speed doesn't matter
>But Doc you said-
>Accelerate Marty! 88!
This bit seemed out of place

>>213813595 (OP)
Stephen King had a book where dude goes into past to prevent Kennedy assassination but then it causes like apocalypse in his time and so he resets it back

>>213814829
I wrote a short story like that where the two scientists end up holding gladiatorial contests between historical figures in the post apocalyptic ruins of the Roman colosseum.

>>213814997
who shot kennedy in the book?

>>213815083
would be a good twist if the time traveler was Oswald, he had to take the shot himself

>>213813595 (OP)
based. thanks doc.

>>213814997
If we went back in time to kill Genghis Khan the world would be flooded with Chinese people

>>213814588
>marty how much food do you think we could fit this thing for all those kikes?
>a day tops

>>213815083
Lee Harvey Oswald. King is ultra-oversocialized normie who does not push for any 'conspiracies'.

>>213815159
>>213814997
The book is also filled with muh nostalgia and grass was greener back in the days but wait theres ebil racism and sexism and homophobia.

>>213815214
>>213815159
wow, king is a queer

>>213815301
And what about James Cameron? He still believe in the Titanic despite him going to its wreckage many times and seeing that it isn't unsinkable.

>>213815439
what? when did he ever say it was unsinkable?

>>213815139
I'm glad they're just minorities

>>213814997
Gene Roddenberry's story idea for Star Trek 2 was the Klingons go back in time and save Kennedy from being shot, and it helps the Klingons conquer the Federation in the future. The Enterprise chases them back in time and Spock has to shoot Kennedy.

>>213815439
The Titanic is unsinkable, it was the Olympic that was sunk in its place. The Titanic will be unveiled when WWIII kicks off and will be used as a floating bunker for the wealthy and the powerful.

>>213815695
I know that, I said James Cameron doesn't.

>>213815695
Uh anon, the "Olympic" (real Titanic) was scrapped in the late 30's

>>213816146
You're mad I bought 60 tickets and you have none. I'm not even willing to sell you one. Enjoy your precious land while I am having surf 'n' turf and getting painted nude

>>213816364
:(