I swear Ice Cube did this movie just for the sake of YouTube Poops/parodies. Cause there's no way he did it unironically.

THE WORLD IS MINE NIGGA GET BACK
I'M GONNA HACK
THESE AYYLIENS ARE WACK

>>213815148 (OP)
He did it for easy money.

>>213815148 (OP)
It does feel bad when you realize cops are either this bad at finding the killers or rather have them as unsolved cases to watch porn on 4chan

>>213815148 (OP)
He probably cleared like $100K for a few days of filming tops. Not bad

>>213815148 (OP)
He's a funny guy
Also his rap song for the Street Fighter live action movie is awesome

He didn't know he was in a movie, he thought he was filming reaction images for us.

>>213815148 (OP)
Ice Cube didn't ''do'' the movie. He acted in it. He isn't the director.
He filmed all his scenes in one day probably, had one take for his scenes most likely. He had no way of knowing how the footage would be used and what the final product would look like.

>>213815148 (OP)
i liked it

>>213815148 (OP)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he did it for some cash.

>>213815308
It's a figure of speech, cockbreath. Lighten the fuck up.

>>213815148 (OP)
It was unfiltered kino. Movies are supposed to be fun. Having good time watching them. And he succeed in that part. Sometimes I miss this late 80s to mid 90s energy with unserious, funny movies like the Mask, Ace Ventura, The Batman movies etc...

Unironically the hate is forced, it's a mildly funny and entertaining 5/10 that unintentionally functions as a great satire.

>>213815148 (OP)
He's got 5 kids and a hungry wife. Probably was looking at a new boat as well

>>213815308
If you ask a question in an OP, any question, there's always some fat bag of wind like this who will answer you like you're actually having a conversation

It literally works with anything

>>213815405
While that maybe true it's only due to it being our human nature.

>>213815399
>Hackerman didn't have all the important photos and shit of his dead wife saved somewhere

>>213815148 (OP)
Gonna drop 3 tabs soon, thinking about watching this movie while tripping. Should I?

>>213815471
watching the cruise one or even the 53' one would probably give you more bang for your buck

>>213815148 (OP)
>get offered high 6-low 7 figure chunk of cash to act in some piece of shit
>have to turn it down because someone on /tv/ might bully me
many such cases

>>213815374
this. it was a ride. i didnt want to hit pause every 5 minutes like zoomers do because i wanted to know what happened next. also the ayy lmao tripod designs were pretty good

>>213815148 (OP)
>start watching the Cinema Snob review of this movie
>open /tv/ to lurk
>this is the first image I see
I got spooked

>>213815471
watch holy mountain

>>213815471
watch Arrival or if you're a real one, the forgotten classic Planet 51 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0762125/

>>213815535
Now that's more like it

>>213815357
Dilate troon

>>213815148 (OP)
ME OWN SON HACKING THE GUBBERMIT!

>>213815434
that doesn't help because the aliens are "eating the data" worldwide and go after disconnected drives
ALL of the data, anon

>>213816141
Good

Even if they erase all we know, no more killer revenge porn

>>213816141
Couldn't he just print it out?

Did he get a 2024 World Series ring? If nothing else, he buck-broke the Yanks before Game 2. They had no answer for his message and the best they could do was trot out Fat Joe before Game 3, and it was fucking sad.

He can't hack for shit...

>>213815201
>tripod stomps onto stage and starts raping faster than Eminem

There's some odd posts across multiple threads atm. Something weird going on.

>>213815148 (OP)
Why are so many peopl acting like Ice Cube is above starring in bad movies?

Look at his filmography since 2005, pretty much every leading role he had in that period was in some dogshit

>>213815314
Wanna hang out....just you and me know what I'm saying
Slide in my DM and let me know

>>213815275
>>>/wsg/5952272
For those who've never heard it

>>213815201
FPBP

>>213815201
>THE WOOW IS MI- Mi- mi
>I'M GA-AYY
>AYYYYAAYYAALIENS NIGGA

>>213816255
Zoomers don't know you can do that.

>>213815148 (OP)
He's just doing whatever he wants like this minecraft series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHYVbiux-3Q

>>213815148 (OP)
It was good though

>>213815148 (OP)
You don't know ball

>>213815148 (OP)
It's the worst movie I've ever watched. And it's also one of the funniest ones. It's an interesting conundrum
>they're deleting my facebook pics!!

>>213815522
No, it debuted with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. It's not just an anon on /tv/ everybody's trashing it and making fun of it. At a certain point you have to turn down roles for money cause they're so shit.

>>213815148 (OP)
There's a scene where he says to an alien
>MOVE BITCH!
>GET OUT DA WAY!
That's not even his rap song

>>213819372
And has 6/100 on Metacritic

>>213815148 (OP)
>Hollywood in ruins
>Debris like movie star blackmail tapes everywhere
>>>We need you to come work on a movie for us...

>>213819372
Michael Caine did Jaws 4 for his pool. If you have an established career it doesn't matter how shit the movie is. Ice Cube will continue to get work, he doesn't give a fuck.

>>213815148 (OP)
Apparently they shot it back during COVID. Then sat on it and for whatever reason dumped it now.

>>213815148 (OP)
He was one of the movie's biggest problems because he looks and acts incongruously. His expressions both verbal and facial are totally off under the circumstances

It was a great movie. Just turn you’re brain off and let people enjoy things.

>>213820123
I am not stopping anyone form enjoying this, but I will laugh at them for doing so.

>>213815148 (OP)
N Cube