when i consumed the harry potter movies i always thought it was kinda a shame how uncreative the spells were.
>spell of u ded
>spell of pain
>other spell of pain
>spell of stun
>spell of levitating
Etc.
Thoughbeit keep in mind its a movie for children - could you come up with some more creative scenarios?

>>213817598 (OP)
>spell of never being able to find your favorite porn video again

>>213817598 (OP)
By the end the wands were just guns. The shootout in the ice-cream shop in the 7th film comes to mind. It all got so boring.

>>213817638
F

>A spell which causes your belt loops to get caught on door handles

>spell of remembering that very embarassing thing you did

>>213817638
>lethal for 90% of 4chinners
>>213817667
Exactly

>>213817667
That's the most accurate depiction of magic in film desu

>>213817638
A fate worse than death.

>>213817598 (OP)
Yknow they never did anything with Necromancy despite all the ghosts around the castle.

Rowling is a hack.
How new are you?

>>213817598 (OP)
I thought the idea of a spell that turns your worst fear into something silly was a great idea.

>>213817598 (OP)
>he doesnt know about when hermione cast the cbt spell on dobby

>>213817808
Could have been a voldemord thing

>>213817800
Guns are faster, so why bother

>>213817895
Discworld had a great little joke in that Necromancy was technically banned at the Unseen University but they did have a professor of "Postmortem Communications".

a spell that makes you read >this text in another voice

In the book parody there was a spell called nivea that would dry out a person in seconds. Also a spell that would move all the piss from one bladder to another so that the person would explode.

>A spell that makes you forget to switch your laundry to the dryer the night before

>>213817598 (OP)
>spell that open close doors

>>213817598 (OP)
lots of spells were in the books

Abortius patronus

>>213817958
>Read it in JOI emma whatson voice

>>213817895
>>213817921
>>213817808
>Voldemort claims to be the master of the "dark arts"
>Has no knowledge of sigils or demonology

>>213818493
That shit is male coded, remember a woman wrote this
Killing somebody while looking scary is the worst thing their little brains can come up with

>>213817598 (OP)
A spell to watch hot girl fuck with BBC

>>213819187
They only teach this in the Israeli school.

>>213819322
To be afraid of the spoon killer?

>>213818161
Truly not many more. A fucking DND manual does more creative things with magic than any of the Harry Potter books, which are almost invariably just lazy plot devices to explain whatever the primary mystery of a given novel is. One of the books reveals that magic can be used for time travel and Hermione is just using it to take extra classes and it burns her out and never gets brought up again, as it might allow people to save other's lives as the series gets more violent

>>213817598 (OP)
Hermione slowly feminizes you against your will
no hermione dont give me big boobs and make me act like a slut haha

>A spell that causes your nutskin to get stuck in your zipper.

>>213819991
Oh nooo what a nightmare haha

>>213819502
A manual should be more detailed and address more situations than a novel would. Why would you expect otherwise?

It's almost like people forgot J.K. Rowling was a drug-addled pumped-and-dumped single mother who tried to "write a book" with the express purpose of making money.

There is no art. There is no story. She's a fucking moron. She's a failure-to-launch barely literate graduate who stumbled and bumbled her way into writing a kids book.

It's actually kind of insane how many people have insane levels of wealth but they're still total fucking dumbasses.

Harry Potter has some of the worst world-building. Nothing makes sense or is thought out. Every book/film seems to retcon something else.

>Supposedly be an immensely powerful wizard
>Don't cast a single fireball throughout the entire series
>Don't turn anyone into a frog
>Don't shoot chain lightning at orcs
>All you do is light up your staff once in awhile
>1st year Hogwarts students get taught how to do this on their first day

>>213821545
I was a huge fan of the books as a kid and if you read the first book, then the last book, the writing styles are completely different. No chance she wrote all of them herself.

>>213821735
> It is simply not possible for someone to improve a skill over the course of 10 years, therefore they must be imposter
Brilliant

>>213821735
... that's not how "writing 7 books" works, dummy. if her writing DIDN'T improve or change that would be even more concerning.

>>213821754
>last book
>improvement from the first one

>when i consumed the harry potter movies i always thought it was kinda a shame how uncreative the spells were.
>spell of u ded
>spell of pain
>other spell of pain
>spell of stun
>spell of levitating
>Etc.
>Thoughbeit keep in mind its a movie for children - could you come up with some more creative scenarios?

>>213821701
Gandalf soloed the balrog, Potter needed help for every monster he slew

>spell of fucking that fat pussy

>>213817638
Skill issue common among /g/ newfaggots

>>213821701
He spec'd full support w/ shit gear covered in cash shop skins

>>213817598 (OP)
>could you come up with some more creative scenarios?
Spell that squeezes your liver until you pass out from pain and shock
Spell that covers your entire eyeballs with fine silica powder for 10 seconds
Spell that inserts fibreglass powder into your butthole
Spell where a load of my cum appears in your pussy

>>213817598 (OP)
there's more variety in the books, at least early on
Potter is shit, but the movies lack whimsy on top of that
there's hardly any magic in those wizard movies

>>213817808
What would you have done? Zombies?

The one spell I desperately need in my life is the spell of instant bowel emptying. Sure, it would be funny to cast it on someone during a presentation, but imagine:
1. You cast it on yourself before leaving your house, making sure you won't need to shit at McDonald's
2. You cast it before anal sex

>>213817667
That was only in the movies.

The set peices of the 7th book were

>the locket making you crazy in the lake
>the standoff in malfoy manor
>the vault of replicating treasure that crushes you
>the hellfire
>the showdown between harry and voldy

>>213821539
I would expect a novelist grappling with the full implications of a world in which you can manipulate reality as effortlessly as waving a wand and saying some words to show a fight between two wizards as more interesting than, "the Good wizards fight with a spell that knocks your wand out of your hand, but the Bad wizards fight with a spell that kills you instantly"

>>213817852

What the fuck is this from and why the fuck am I hard

>>213817598 (OP)
>Harry spent six years pursuing wizard education at the top school
>his signature spell was something he learned when he was 12

>>213817598 (OP)
They are the wagie spells. Only people like Dumbledore and Voldemort get to invent spells and do cool magic. The regular pleb just has to learn a few latin words so he can levitate a crate.

>>213817598 (OP)
Rape spell

>>213818169
Awarded Best New Spell in Witch Weekly.