>"We're gonna stop doing hybrids!"
>puts hybrids in the next movie
What's their FUCKING problem?

>>213821148 (OP)
I want them to create a hybrid of dynosaur and hot woman with big boobs and ass for fucking
They could make many money on the island with such hybrids, males will travel and fuck for money

Plot seems retarded

>>213821148 (OP)
>MC doesn't want to go to dino island
>has to go because of [reasons]
>BAD SHIT HAPPENS
>oh btw there's a mutant dino too lmao
>MC escapes with the children who were on dino island for some reasons
>contemplate pterodactyls flying over the ocean on their way back
This was the plot for JP2, JP3, JW1, JW2, JW3 and JW4.
They've run out of ideas after JP1.

I like the hybrids better than the dinosaurs.

>>213821489
Is this a hybrid between a dinosaur and a pickle? Like in Rick and Morty?

>>213821148 (OP)
that decaying jewess is a terrible choice as a lead in an action flick

I pirated this the other night and I’m actually in shock at how little the D Rex was in the film compared to the marketing

>>213821361
The first two points were not the plot for JW1, where the two main characters already voluntarily worked at the dino island.
And JW3 was different (not in a good way) by not having a significant mutant dino, and having the plot revolve around the locusts, such that the dinosaurs barely mattered

>>213821489
Why? Outside of Indominus, which steals its hybrid gimmick from Carnotaurus, none of them do anything interesting that sets them apart. They don't even look good.

Apologize.

>>213821148 (OP)
WAs a good movie

>>213824281
I think that 65 movie is honestly the best example of why you should NOT just do artistic liberties and create whatever "dinosaurs" you want for the story.

The whole "Erm actually not dinosaurs... toad dna... theme-park monsters..." in Jurassic World was just a long winded way of saying artistic liberty. But if you're gonna make a movie about football and it's a futuristic fake-sport that's "like" football, then don't get mad that people are upset it isn't a football movie.
I thought the indominus was fine but really felt overhyped, and now hybrids are just way overplayed.
If you're gonna make shit up, actually make it up and build off of it like aliens, monsters, or demons. Dinosaurs actually existed so its inconsistent and weird to do 50/50 with them like the JW movies. 65 showcases this also, with it's glupshittosaurus designs and literally nobody cares about it other than to talk about how stupid the designs were.

>>213826261
Don't know how we got onto featherfaggotry, but I'll never get this complaint that inaccuracy rules dinosaur media when there's more "accurate" media that outnumbers Jurassic Park by a large margin.
This is of course implying that featherfags are just jealous because they can't make anything good or memorable and Jurassic Park lives rent free in their heads for prioritizing fun over accuracy.

>>213821325
It's enjoyably retarded

>>213826376
It's not that inaccuracy ever ruined anything since if that was the case then the inciting incident wouldn't have worked, its that accuracy matters to the first film due to the notion the original Jurassic Park relies on the climax of "wow! dinosaurs!" and production wanted the dinosaurs being realistic. (for the time)
>Stan Winston specifically wanted to read a paper for every species before he designed them.
>Spielberg hired Jack Horner (regrettably), but hired a paleontologist to consult for accuracy
>Spielberg specifically did NOT want tail-dragging and outdated depictions and wanted this to be as up-to-date as it can be.
By removing this then it just makes the film way less interesting and there is zero interest in making the "dinosaurs" fun in the World movies. There's nothing like "Oh, we brought back Carnotaurus and it has chromatophore-skin like an octopus, neat." that leads to a fun and thoughtful sequence in the books. In the World movies, they don't even try unless its something not real that's ugly like the rest of the designs in Jurassic World.

Also every single theropod dinosaur has a fused-clavicle bone in their neck called a furcula bone. Coelophysis from the Triassic has one, and T.rex has one so it was present in all of them. Birds have this bone today, its their wishbone.

>prioritizing fun over accuracy
You have to be clinically lobotomized to have any 'fun' watching garbage like Fallen Kingdom or Dominion.
The reason people pick on films like Jurassic World and not something like Primal is cause the latter is actually being made by people who like dinosaurs and embraces that it ISN'T realistic.

>>213821325
Worse than you would think. This has been one of the worst years for movies in history. The level of SHIT they're peddling is abysmal this year.

>>213827443
Weird how you think I'm defending World.