Thread 213822024 - /tv/ [Archived: 182 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:55:33 PM No.213822024
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>you can't watch the greatest scifi movie
>you can watch the documentary of the greatest scifi movie

ironic kino.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:00:26 PM No.213822150
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>>213822024 (OP)
Better as a vaporware, what if? Could-have-been. It never would have realized its potential.

Go read Metabarons if youre interested in such things.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:31:06 PM No.213822699
>>213822150
he cute
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:39:12 PM No.213822864
>>213822024 (OP)
Besides the money issues, which were a real problem with the pre-production of the project, it seems Jodorowsky's Dune wasn't made partly because it was seen by studios as potentially politically dangerous.
In Jororowsky's Dune film, the ending of the story was re-written so Paul becomes an unironic savior figure, the cynical angle of the original story is removed. He's killed by the Emperor, but his death makes him martyr, and Paul's death induces a psychic awakening across the galaxy. He brings spiritual enlightenment to the galaxy, and this is done in a sequence which was meant to break the fourth wall: to have audiences crying "I am Muad'Dib!!" along with the characters on screen. Echoing "I am Spartacus" and foreshadowing George Lucas' "May the Force be with you"
I believe this was potentially seen as politically threatening irl/rabble-rousing.
If anyone could have forced enlightenment en-masse in the populace, it would have been Jodorowsky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdXGhsAynGI
https://www.duneinfo.com/unseen/jodorowskys-dune-uncovered/52
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:42:31 PM No.213822922
>>213822864
that's coo-coo-for-coconuts.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:44:23 PM No.213822970
>>213822922
You are simply afraid.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:47:56 PM No.213823042
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>>213822024 (OP)
i hate this movie
you get to the end all hyped to see the actual film, and yet it doesn't exist
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:58:07 PM No.213823231
>>213822864
>burn all your money
>camera zoom out
>this is just a movie
>you burned your money for nothing lol
He got me good with that one
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:59:56 PM No.213823265
>main actor is a nepo baby
no thanks
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:01:58 PM No.213823302
>>213823265
He literally groomed his son for twelve years to play that role, only for it to never foment. What a mind fuck
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:04:15 PM No.213823339
Dont care. Jodorowski is a pretentious hack and holy mountain is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:05:13 PM No.213823361
>>213823339
You are excrement anon, you can change yourself into gold
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:10:51 PM No.213823468
>>213822024 (OP)
It would have been a giant clusterfuck, and you know it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:12:19 PM No.213823499
>>213823339
excrement
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:12:29 PM No.213823503
>>213822150
Reading the Metabarons made me realize it would be a disgusting sex fest.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:16:40 PM No.213823600
>what could have been brossssss what was taken from uss aaaah
Sorry, I don't buy into hypotheticals.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:25:22 PM No.213823806
I want to see the opening with the dog robots.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:25:32 PM No.213823813
>>213823503
>portrays elites as disgusting sex freaks
oh no
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:26:41 PM No.213823845
>>213823042
The thing is
We got so many great movies which were either directly or indirectly inspired by Jodorowsky's Dune treatment.
So it does kind of exist.
One of my favorite Dune-likes is Dan O'Bannon's Return of the Living Dead.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:29:34 PM No.213823916
>>213823302
>instead film his son being pissed on while he plays the role of your father
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:33:19 PM No.213824000
>>213822864
the fact that nobody has the balls to do these kinds of radical changes to the source material anymore is why book adaptations suck so much now. we used to do things like adapt heart of darkness into a completely different setting and time period, but now everything is just
>actors say lines from book into camera. some are raceswapped for no reason
dune in particular is a book that will never be a good movie without drastic changes because way too much of it takes place inside people's heads with little external action.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:36:59 PM No.213824108
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>>213822024 (OP)
I never understood this. Yes, the concept art is 10/10. Absolutely incredible. But is anyone raving about El Topo or Holy Mountain in 2025? Jodorowsky just isn't that good. He would've tainted the artwork created by HR Giger and Chris Foss.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:44:20 PM No.213824285
>>213822150
>>213823503
qrd on metabarons? the art looks nice
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:57:53 PM No.213824593
>>213824108
>But is anyone raving about El Topo or Holy Mountain in 2025?
They're both great movies.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:58:52 PM No.213824618
The biggest missed opportunity was Magma doing the score for the Harkonnens. What absolute KINO that would have been
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:05:40 PM No.213824781
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>>213824593
They suck. Jodorowsky is a hack.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:08:37 PM No.213824840
>>213824781
>each stone has a soul, formed by millions of years
>the target will teach you how to create the soul
It just went over your head, its ok to admit you're a midwit
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:09:01 PM No.213824849
>>213824781
Silence, frogposter.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:18:22 PM No.213825037
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>>213824840
>le surreal
>le spiritual
Dont care. A movie should never feel longer than it actually is. Pseud filmmakers who don't care about pacing can fuck off. I don't care what you have to say if you can't even manage to suck me into the movie in the first place.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:21:51 PM No.213825106
>>213824108
>Sand worm sucking BBC
I suddenly realize why so many people wanted this version to happen.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:24:24 PM No.213825159
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>>213825037
it wasn't made for you, please go back to being dead
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:24:45 PM No.213825167
>>213825037
You can refuse to understand, just don't expect those who do to want to converse with you.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:42:19 PM No.213825525
>>213824285
The metabarons are the deadliest warriors in the universe until one decides he doesn't want to fight anymore. The Story of the family is told in the original, then some newer stories with the current metabaron.
Highly recommend reading it, its very entertaining and gets pretty wild at times. The Incall is also Set in the same universe
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:55:45 PM No.213825845
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We already got pic related