What would you have done in his place?

>>213823579 (OP)
pull my piece out and ventilate his ass

>>213823579 (OP)
Why didn't he yell for help in a public area?

>>213823579 (OP)
How did Sugar even find him?

>>213823579 (OP)
Cry little a bitch and beg for my mommy and daddy to help me

>>213823579 (OP)

SWAN DIVE

>>213823579 (OP)
listen to what he had to say

>>213823579 (OP)
Bought some hair transplants.

>>213823579 (OP)
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what they have to say. And that's what no one did.

>>213823579 (OP)
Kill him with the derringer I've hidden inside my hat

Pretend to trip on the stairs and in the confusion quickly throw my hat at his neck. My hat has a hidden blade in it hand-sharpened by YouTube's best knife sharpening channels. It immediately behads Chigurgle

jump backwards down the stairs with alll my strength slamming into the mental mexican and knocking him down
it's a longshot but what else you gonna do?

>>213825839
>underestimate my backward jumping ability
>land 4 feet short, slamming onto my back on the stairs
>splayed out on the stairs
>writhing and moaning in pain
>[upside down pov camera shot of cheguras blank expression]
>he lifts the shotgun
>*PSSSSFFTTTTTTT..* [silinced shotgun noise]
>[close up of my blood trickling down the stairs]
>cut to black

I'd charm him with my silver tongue and give him the best blow job of his life, working the shaft and balls with one hand while fingering his anus with the other

>>213823579 (OP)
challenge him to a race to to the top
turn a corner and draw iron, and when he emerges magdump on his bitchass

a flying kick from the high ground would have btfo anton

>>213823579 (OP)
I'd probably attempt an escape with some desperate cowboy bullshit because I'd know that Chigurh is with 100% certainty going to try and kill me no matter what.
But "charmed life" or not, I would like to think I wouldn't relax in any quiet area in the first place while dealing with a serial killer.

>>213824274
reddit: the reply

why didn't he simply tell sugar "you don't have to do this"? it may give him pause and reconsider his actions

>>213823579 (OP)

drop a double negative

>>213823579 (OP)
Mock him ruthlessly for being mogged by the trailerpark lady

he shoulda asked for a coin toss

Demand my coin flip but raise to rock paper scissors when the moment presents itself.

>>213826259
... well that's the best explanation of that scene.

>>213825839
He's not Mexican

>>213826259
who can defeat the whale lady?

>>213826472
someone not confused by double negatives

You have to rush him on the stairs or somewhere like that. You can't allow yourself to be taken somewhere else away from the open or anyone.

>>213826472
Cardiovascular disease.

>>213826517
>>213826691
takes too long, who can defeat her in the timeframe that sugar had?

>>213826259
just realized she has ancient Roman architecture on her shirt. she existed long before Chigurh and will be there long after he's gone. implacable woman

I would release my bowels, dripping diarrhoea down my pants leg and onto the stairs. sugar would be so repulsed by both the stench and my complete lack of human dignity that he would turn around and leave

>>213823579 (OP)
why are you OP always imagine yourself in a shitty situation? is it insecurity?

>Chigurh? More like NIGGurh, lmao

>>213825962
>challenge him to a race to to the top
Legit funniest post in this thread.

>>213826259
Childhood is thinking that Chigur backed down because he was intimidated by fat woman. Adulthood is realising that he was scared by flushing toilet noises.

>>213823579 (OP)
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>213823579 (OP)
how did he find Wells in the movie? In the book he realizes he is there based on the sensor thing Moss left in the hotel room. I dont remember how he knew in the movie

>>213823619
He would have died on the spot. Perhaps Anton would have ben caught because of it, but death was certain. He still hoped to outsmart him.

>>213823579 (OP)
Replace Woody with the kid from Home Alone. Who wins?

>>213826311
Demand my coin flip then produce a handful of dummy coins from my utility belt, toss them into the air causing Chigurrh to stumble forward and plummet to the rocky earth thereby killing himself with his own compulsory behavior, my no-kill rule intact

the charges, officer?