I'm Gen Z, but you aren't going to find me kicking the back of someone's seat, giggling to my BRO the whole movie, or constantly fucking mumbling or checking my phone. God damnit just fucking stop, you losers. You're grown adults who dress like 14 year old soccer boys, and act like you have no agency. When I see someone my age acting like a massice faggot in the theater it enrages me. It pulls me back in time to when I first saw Jake Paul climb up on that ambulance, get told to climb off by the cops, then arrogantly remark, "Why?!"... You other zoomies know exactly what you're doing. You're in a quiet theater, trying to make yourself the highlight of the evening. Motherfucker nobody paid to see you. Nobody gives a shit about your whispered out-of-touch vine references and no one is going to compliment your cocksucker attitude or your shitty perm. Fuck you. Some of you are visibly older than me. I'm fucking 25 and I see people pushing 30 who act like this. Saw Weapons last night, and this is the SECOND FUCKING TIME the theater was mostly empty for a Zach Cregger film and some faggots from my generation wanted to live it up and annoy the few people who actually wanted to see what they paid for. I'm bringing a knife with me everywhere I go from now on, as self defense against these aggressive retards. And I'm going to Karen it up to the poor teenage clerks every time they let these morons do this from now on.

Nobody shares my qualms?

I haven't had any encounters like this desu, although I live in the UK so maybe our cinema goers tend to be more well behaved.

the ones that laugh at everything, even in serious scenes

>>213824601
Jesus Christ I can't stand that either. And it's so common.
>>213824564
Different culture desu. The current generation of American men are on average larping as middle schoolers.

>>213824202 (OP)
And it's almost always broccoliheads (when it's not usual suspects, of course).
Unironically never seen a person with that haircut that wasn't a massive faggot.