>'Sup bro, Elliot in tha HOUSE
>Wanna stay around and maybe crack open a few brewskis together... bro?
>You never know, bro, this party is gonna get CRA-ZY bro
>Oh, that girl? Yeah bro, we're about to have SEX, with my big, masculine penis. In her VAGINA. Haha, seriously though bro. I'm gonna SLAY that pussy! Right? She has a pretty good rack, huh?
>Anyway see you later man, we GOTTA hit some bars one night, like a couple of regular dudes, crush some pussy. Call you next week dude.

here's that man i was telling you about

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>>213827508
this dude fucked Kata Mara, Olivia Thirlby and Julianne Moore irl

>>213827414 (OP)
bet this dude HANGS DONG big time probably like a fucking pringles can

Hollywood is definitely run by a cult of ugliness.

>>213827533
Damn, what an absolute PLAYA
Right? haha Totally dude.
Man, look at this dude's GUNS. He's gotta be careful not to shoot anyone, right?

>>213827414 (OP)
WTF bro, you can't post a topless woman. This is a blue boatd

Why are you all so eager to "properly gender" ftms, who are all MASSIVELY mire pathetic than ftms, yet you won't even call Schafer a she?

>>213827625
ftms are funny
they're like if goblins were real but in small enough numbers to not form under-empires and menace human society

Why is she in the bathroom with another person taking a piss?

>>213827625
*massively more pathetic than mtfs

>>213827666
They're not THAT funny, especially when they're all demanding to be taken seriously yet refuse to take on a masculine role in society or sex

>>213827723
>They're not THAT funny, especially when they're all [doing the thing that makes them funny]
What did he mean by this

>>213827414 (OP)
The gypsy woman told me when I made a wish to see paige shirtless I would regret it, what do I do with my last two monkey paw wishes then??

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