Best WKUK skit?

nerf nuke

He grapes the kids, I love it

>>213855147 (OP)
So many, they are such a talented group.
My favorite ones:
> Grapist
> Timmy becomes the president
> Timmy hot dog
> Timmy blue hair
> Table demon
> VR wife beater
> Homeschool
> Timmy's mom dies

>>213855147 (OP)
toss up between grapist, confederate flag and pimp pun disaster

H
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DRIVING DOWN THE STREET IN A FANCY CAR

>Dr. Evil, mini me, did they do those?

>>213855147 (OP)
it's a tie between all of them long live wkuk blessed are those who believe in trevor moore

JFK assassination one is amazing too

>you wanna get her!?

Race War of course, short and sweet. I've grown to really like the Abe Lincon sketch, used to find it dumb and annoying.

>>213855147 (OP)
For me it's the firing line.
>Do you have any last words?
>Yes, just three!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8omZ-V8SBc

A gallon, you say

JFK one is a complete masterpiece, beginning through the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmkmKrbMgvI
>better run boy

grapist
pcp
illegal to say
racist show pitches
poop meeting
+ kitty history

>>213855147 (OP)
I'M SAWRY

It's funny how so many of their sketches contain just pure woman hatred, they're extremely misogynistic. Table Monster is perhaps the best example.

>>213855147 (OP)
absoqueefly!

for me its this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABxH-NTF0SM

>>213855537
yeah, kino
https://youtu.be/UE5_pt4Uvu4?si=cPxY8hyRTrMI3p8-

>>213855440
This is the correct answer

Hot Dog Timmy or Gallon of PCP are the two I think about the most

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38O-PcjXh0k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsyumFTuukc

>>213855147 (OP)
abraham lincoln
moon landing
moon bears
genie
kid beer

>>213855673
>Hot Dog Timmy
oh yeah, that's a good one too

while it's not the best, i quote the "peeing upon my leg" bit the most
>you clever devil - the game is on

>I'm a goddamn Cowboy and I'll talk any fuckin' way I please. Now you better watchout before I fuck you up your fat fuckin' ass

>>213855367
>IF YOU DARE!

The one where the son pretends hes gay so his parents don't care that he dropped out of college lmfao its too good

>>213855147 (OP)
header off the balcony

>>213855147 (OP)
Timmy’s mom died

>WE GON' MAKE LUV UNTIL YOU WAKE UP

ive found myself quoting the SNL skit more and more whenever i see Andy Samberg, just start listing off fake names that rhyme with it

>take a look at this wreckage
>see how there are no plane parts anywhere in the photo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq6p4wX88Z0

>>213855537
Goodbye rationality, goodbye, goodbye rationality, goodbye, goodbye rationality, goodbye

>>213855147 (OP)
kek this one and the slow jerk had me pissing, shitting, and cumming my pants when I was 16. It was a different and better time.

What are you doin' man? Be careful man! What's in that bucket man? What is it man! Be careful man! Don't smell it man it might be gross!

I taught a whale to jump out of its tale

>>213855147 (OP)
Sam Hyde wishes he was as funny as these mofos

>>213855147 (OP)
for me, it's slow jerk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vho02RsKqlw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EAQdtKNoQY

RIGHT NOW
RIGHT NOW

OH NO HAMLET TURN AROUND!

>>213857105
Sal Amanders!

Haha so now we agree that Trevor's death was an accident, right?

>>213855147 (OP)
gallon of PCP and it's not even close

WHITE TIGER KINGDOM

>>213857555
Now you fucked up!

Pussy Salad.

>>213855147 (OP)
moon bears
gallon of PCP
bicycle up the ass

>>213855147 (OP)
Sam in the Bag

For those who want the more "edgy" or aged-poorly WKUK all in one place, there's a channel of all the sketches that were deemed unfit for inclusion in the current livestreams and reuploads (due to having racist jokes or whatever else). All in good HD quality

https://youtube.com/@wkuk.?si=3r4REkmGsh5nwL3D

Corporate sniper
Nail gun
Are classics

>>213857966
I mean
NAAAAIIIIIILLLL GUUUUNNNNN!

SHOSHON THE ELEGANT

Well Caleb’s a liar! I wasn’t even there! Mom you always do this!

It's a post-wkuk Trevor solo thing but his song about the Kardashians is underrated.
It's the most sarcastic thing ever, might seem too long and bloated and pointless at first but it grows on you the more you watch it

https://youtu.be/bk_0rosMNt8?si=ZMmGqk4C8-v8OTiZ

>pcp jug
>grapist
>sniper business
>civil war on drugs
>wheel of money
>baked beans
too much fucking kino. my personal fav might be
>horses love stegasaurus
CHESTER GET ME ANOTHER BUCKET

forgot to mention the one where trevor pretends to be racist to avoid jury duty so the black dude tells him to say the n word to prove it

>>213857621
be young, have fun, stay cool

https://youtu.be/VYy77IGsBFc?si=pw9i9FwMa-ToH6vm

don’t bring her she might tell the other italians

Scrubbly Bubbles With Chicken
Office Poop
Dr. Kyle ("Tough break, you got AIDS, kid, here's a peppermint")
Classroom (tricking Timmy into thinking his mom died)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWQoK506xkQ
And still I pee

>>213857958
thank you for this, watched secrets of the pyramids for the first time and lol'd. theres a few really good ones here, disappointed they think they're too edgy

>>213858657
It's presumably because they want all the newly streamed and uploaded stuff to remain monetized, so Sam is extra careful about curating it.
It's a shame, Black Doctor/racist show pitches is one of their best
And you have things like Nic-O-Dic which is still included on the new channel, but censored to the point that the visual joke is completely removed

>>213857958
Fucking WHALE TAIL is too offensive now?

>>213859031
Darren playing a Mexican caricature and speaking fake Spanish, is my guess. Yeah that one's a stretch

>>213856932
WHAT??? im a clown?

>>213855147 (OP)
For me it's Bill's back from vietnam

>>213857481
Right now, Right now
There's a Hippo in the river,
Look at that Hippo rot...

I'M TRYING TO PAINT MY ART

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcyCfe9cXB8

>>213857347
rent free

>>213857958
often i would watch WKUK back in the day and think "it's funny but i really wish this were more PC"

>>213855147 (OP)
for me it's
>cowboy shows
>water balloons
>RC-glow
>scrubbly bubbles
>submarine sandwich
>space potatoes
>race war
>peeing on my leg
>tattoo parlour
>timmy poop
>motorcycle mommas
>happier mouth open
>JFK
>everest
>you son of a bitch
>teached a whale
>manatee
>tar toast
>knuckle sandwich
>whirlpool
>hot dogs
>gandalf
>dog park
>fight club
>the popcorn factory sketch
>shoshon the elegant
>mustard
>reagan
>edge of space
>hippo in the city
>jerkocaust
>what do we do here?
>sex robot
>bike up the ass
>mission impossible
>sam's muscles
>pet heaven
>chicken not kitten
>pussy salad
>timmy talk
>we live in garbage
>cash quiz
>"great" gandmas
>brian the faggot
>halloween class
>landmine factory
>job interview
>spanking dads
>stork factory

>>213859107
isn't every sketch where one of them dresses up as a woman transphobic?

That's for finance to figure out

I fell asleep in this meeting and now I have poop on my face.

That's between you and the big J.C.

>>213855147 (OP)
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
FROM THE DIRECTOR OF BARBARIAN AND WEAPONS

>>213855231
Jesus Timmy, I know your upset about Zach becoming a big time Hollywood director, but I never thought you'd stoop to posting on 4chan.
and you all wrong, it's:
>Baked Beans

>>213855147 (OP)
OP pic related it's so dumb but so funny. Also "You look like a bunch of faggots"

>>213857166
kek, that one

seven... hot dogs?

>We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today would we?

>>213857832
seconded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGK1K19iuO0

>>213860006
This is a metaphor for alcoholism, isn't it?

>>213859840
No it's not

>>213860046
no, It's pretty clearly about hotdogs. Sheesh, look at this guy with his "Metaphors."

>>213859716
That's my girlfriend, I love her!

>>213855147 (OP)
The Earthquake sketch

>>213860046
it is about the hot dogs, it wasn't normal to be that fat back then and hot dogs were seen as a trashy food

>>213855440
>>213855660
Based pcp bros

WHEEL...... OF MONEY!!

>>213860124
>>213860104
Sooooo.... How many hot dogs do you anons have today?

>>213860046
It's also about how people will just lie to doctors all the time about what they actually do. From alcohol, drugs, food, exercise, medicine, and so on.

>>213855440
Got a gallon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I always thought Zach was the funniest. Darren is best girl though

>>213860173
I'm still on my first box of hot dogs

>>213859932
From the twisted mind of Zach Cregger

>>213857347
based

Nuts hanging out is underrated, kino opener

>>213859716
Fucking hilarious.

>>213859811
Not as long as people also still watch Monty Python sketches where they play women

>>213859716
Soooo.... My guy

I always go back to RC Glow. The style is different and Iike how snappy it is.

My picks off the top of my head
>Homeschool
>Dating game
>Cubicle boss
>Sniper business
>Race war
>Nerf nuke
>Tar toast
>the SNL intro
>Sam's Miss March audition

>>213858199
>civil war on drugs
Found the pothead.

>>213857832
>well I'll be a shit covered dick

>>213859716
DARRRN! I'M GONNA FIRE YOU IF YOU DON'T ZIP- SHUT UP!

>>213860512
The way Zach Is so quick and smooth with his bullshit marketing quips is so funny

Pope

>you'll rip your dick off

>>213860721
Can you believe that lifetime supply does not mean an unlimited supply?

I usually don't like musical bits on sketch shows but Dino Rap gets stuck in my head to this day

>>213859774
You didn't think that, but youtube advertisers do

>>213858228
I don’t remember this one, you have a link?

>>213861669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCV5hro9ecs

>>213861669
Just look up WKUK Jury Duty retard

>>213855147 (OP)
It's weird, I graduated hs with sam and got stoned out of my mind with him and our friend dennis right before graduation, never kept in touch but just found this show recently and discovered him on it, very surreal.

Sam in a Bag is the best sketch.

>>213860046
It's about number of drinks or number of cigarettes. Doctors will ask the same type of questions about both

I really liked the Jaws parody one where they just zoom in on a girl's crotch.
It goes on for so long it doubles over on itself.

>>213860006
Im currently 2 weeks off hot dogs guys

>>213855147 (OP)
i was just talking about this skit last week, but no it was the orphan one especially the ending or abe lincon or it's illegal to say

>>213857313
PEE PEE AND BONERS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mYINrYr9L8

Time for guillotines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMHCw3RqulY
Gays got married https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7YW045deBY
Gary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkRe8gikRgI

also the illuminati one was very poignant

>>213857166
the first skit that landed him on a list

white people are geniuses is great

>>213862767
ITS NOTHING PERSONAL WE GAVE YOUR WAY A TRY - YOU AT THE TOP ALL HAVE TO DIE

WHEEL.......................... OF MONEY!

A gallon...?

>>213855440
yeah it's a felony

>>213855147 (OP)
happier and with your mouth open

>>213857843
I love the idea that doctors just sell tongue depressors

>>213859932
Reminder Zach hates this sketch

What about mouthwash?
What about huffing paint?
You dont need ID to buy it, and you can't arrive too late!

>>213855742
I'd watch Yuppie indentured servant.

>>213857194
YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH

NOW YOU FUCKED UP
>NOW YOU FUCKED UP
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP NOW

>>213855147 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hy_8_YSFdo&lc=

>BOOGERS?? NOOO DON'T DRINK BOOGERS

Didnt bo burham steal this entire bit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edi_hydymNQ

>*crack*
>*slurrrrppp*
>ahhhh.

>>213862427
I'm proud of you, anon

>>213855147 (OP)
forever puppies solely because of timmy's delivery:
>"Now I'm knee deep..............in pussy!"

>6 hours
>no opposite day
this is NOT the lawyerstein way

>>213855634
this was never that good but every 90 iq youtube commenter desperately trying to fit in & quoting it constantly has ruined it completely

>>213864340
i use the happy REAAALLLLLL UGLY weekly

>>213860046
It's about timmy getting fat, I think it was in like s2 and timmy was skinny in s1. They talked about it on stream at one point iirc: something about trevor wanting to ok it with Timmy before making fun of him in the sketch but also that he was worried about his weight gain

>>213857621
stupid sexy trevor

>>213855147 (OP)
THIS GUY RODE HIS BICYCLE UP MY ASS!

the one where the director of Barbarian and Weapons needs attention

>>213857347
Sam has said that he refuses to watch WKUK because he knows that it's good and he doesn't want to sub consciously steal from them.

>>213857621
KILL US GOD KILL US

YOU FUCKER

i came in here selling you people Kid Beer, but what i should have been selling... was BAAAAABY BEER!

>>213860526
>the SNL intro
That one was hilarious.

>>213855367
Civil War on drugs is great. I used to have all of it stitched together into a movie.

>>213864931
>Don't worry cum, i'll get you out of there

>>213857843
woah woah woah, what the fuck is a bicycle?

>"Dirk Dirk, what a jerk. There's pigs everywhere!"

I feel like I'm the only nigga who loves "Clam Chowder that cures brain tumours." It's so fucking stupid.

>>213864931
He directed Weapons too?! What the fuck is wrong with this guy!

>>213865274
No I love that one too, and it's not a stupid sketch at all. It's a great joke about the trope of breaking bad news over dinner.

>>213855147 (OP)
This was always my favorite because it was basically what my childhood was. The "FUCKING HIT ME HAROLD" immediate escalation is shit I saw way too much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6KnyFq4GGQ

>ALL YOU LAHTEENOS CAN SUCK MY DICK
so topical

>>213857958
Really? But all of these are good. Why not include them? Its a shame how everyone is such a pc pussy nowadays.

>>213865616
Bro? You ok?

GRAAAAAAAAVEDIGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

>>213863499
I assume Bo Burnham's entire career is lifting bits from actual funny comedians and sketch groups and watering them down for Redditors.

>>213865723
It's a miracle that I'm just depressed and neurotic instead of a psycho drunk or something but it means I'm not a faggot who gets offended at dark humor. I liked Titus a lot when it was airing for a lot of the same reasons.

>>213865654
They're not included because they could cause WKUK's newer maintained channel with the livestreams to get demonetized.
Sam stays on top of it and keeps reuploading sketches with clever new topical titles because they make some passive income from it

>>213865974
Digital hug

>WE HAVE TO GO BACK AND SAVE 9/11

>>213864931
>Recent HD upload edits in an Epstein joke before the punchline
I was rolling

i don't understand the gallon of pcp

>>213866560
It's a gallon... hahaha... listen listen... it's a gallon... of pfahaha... of PEE EFFIN CEE PEE!

>>213864931
>"Trevor, not cool, he's hurt and he's our friend!"
>"No, he's not and no, he's not"

>>213866560
Science

>>213855147 (OP)
After Trevor died I had a dream where I encountered Trevor on the streets still alive and thought he just retired from the spotlight to live a quiet life

>>213867180
Was it near a liquor store?

>>213865274
Darren is too sexy in that one. It makes me uncomfortable.

>>213865974
Titus was.good.

>>213865274
>"WELL I WANT TO EAT THAT"

>>213866160
Is San actually the one running that account?

MY FAMILY LIVE IN GARBAGE

>>213867455
Yes, it's him and his brother

>>213857958
>>213865654
>>213866160
Wish they'd release a proper version of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGhPFzhAm9E

>>213867455
Yes, Sam is the one holding the remaining gang together. Whenever there's an upload with a title that matches a big story in the news, that's Sam's work. When they do Twitch streams, Sam usually hosts the call and is the only one who very consistently shows up

>>213867682
A return to doing Self Suck at least once a month would be nice

>>213855274

KILL US GOD! KILL US GOD! YOU FUCKER! YOU FUCKER!

>>213867955
WE'RE SO BROKEN
WE"RE SO BROKEN
WE"RE SO BROKEN

>>213865654
They didnt care as much when they were just raising money for Mars (nigger & faggot bombs and shit slipped into stream, Zach was always saying fuck twitch who cares if they get banned etc etc) but they nuked a lot of stuff when Zach got his barbarian deal, mostly stream stuff like celeb shit talking and the time Zach fist fought fallon etc.

The deletes/edits might fall into that but I think at this point Zach career is solid so I wonder if it's just sam/sams brother being pozzed faggots.

>>213858798
Black doctor was fucking hilarious.
Chinese-indentured servant
Classic

It's a fish out of water story!

>>213860857
Get a new daddy slaps as well

>>213867666
holy shit, i've never seen this

>>213857694
NOW
YOU
HAVE
FUCKED
UP

>>213855147 (OP)
>Fairy Castle
>Get a new daddy
>attention guy
>CoD/Da Bearz
>"I AM DRAWING MY ART"