>if you don’t like nu-wars you’re a nit picking nerd
When did he go woke

>>213860966 (OP)
>"Now I'm not one to nitpick"
How is it possible to have this level of obliviousness?

>>213860966 (OP)
>thing that ruined my childhood bad
>thing that ruined your childhood good

3 years ago

>things aren't going to change this is the future of the franchise move on
Is nothing like what you just implied OP
It's still somewhat retarded because his entire argument hangs on the crux of youtubers whose livelihoods are directly connected to making rage content off shitty Disney products, they're never going to stop, and prequelfags don't even like Star Wars, so he's talking to the wind basically. He's just mad because Andor despite "not being REAL Star Wars" is infinitely better than anything Star Trek has shitted out in the last 20 years

Return of the Jedi > Empire Strikes Back > A New Hope > Rogue One > Clone Wars > Revenge of the Sith = Phantom Menace > Force Awakens > Last Jedi > being stung by a wasp > Solo > Rise of Skywalker

>>213861037
He was obviously being sarcastic you autistic freak

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>213860966 (OP)
anyone who's familiar with their content is by default a nitpicking nerd. Just one episode. nerd.

>>213860966 (OP)
define woke

>>213861361
Rot. All streamers get this way in the end. They think themselves above their original content that helped establish them.

>>213861361
>being sarcastic
These nu rlm fans are the reason their channel is seeking fast

>>213860966 (OP)
>makes an hour long seethe video because millennials like the prequels more than the acolyte
Not a Disney shill though.

>>213860966 (OP)
>1 hour vid
>"my opinion is exactly the same as it has been for the past ten years"

>It was everything I ever wanted.

>>213860966 (OP)
There's no way they didn't get paid by Disney, right?

>>213860966 (OP)
People disliked The Acolyte not because it was too original, but because it was just fucking bad.
Also, while the culture warriors are annoying, they're hardly any worse than the Gen X'ers like RLM who've spent the past 25 years bitching endlessly about Jar Jar and senate scenes.

>Mike "TFA is everything I ever wanted" Slopska

>heres why revenge of the sith is worse than the last jedi

Its been 30 years and Mike still doesn't understand why people like cool lightsaber fights.

>>213860966 (OP)
He's not woke, he's one of those awful Gen Xers that hate the prequels so much that they have convinced themselves they like the sequels out of spite. its really sad but ive now met a few old ugly fat men like this.

Like the majority of people I got into RLM because of the Plinkett reviews. But at this point the schtick is tired and Star Wars is boring. There's nothing left to say. Call me when they do a re:View of the most kino film of the 90's.

star wars has always been and continues to be lame as fuck, the following only exists due to the monoculture before the internet took off

Fuck you Judge Rick Berman

>>213862883
The anti-SWTOR stuff (specifically 2 of the most popular trailers) is fishy i'll admit. That represents everything Disney wants to avoid both in content and who would like it.

>>213863163
>star wars has always been and continues to be lame as fuck,
Ah yes, the sequelfags cope. Nobody liked your shitty disneywars movies so it was ALL LE BAD.

>>213863226
the sequels are arguably worse but original star wars was basically a paint by numbers good and evil thing with a sci-fi coat of paint

>>213860966 (OP)
>Plinkett is considered woke now
I always knew deep down, Mike was on our side

>>213860966 (OP)
>decide to watch video
>that comp of the zoomers going "b-but muh epic lightsaber fights" about the prequels
holy fuck shounenshitters are such a plague they're moving away from anime

>>213860966 (OP)
>People on this board unironically watched a nearly hour long video by a man whose avatar looks like that

You have no right to ever insult my taste ever again.

Nothing Disney has done with Star Wars can match up to what George Lucas created, and he released some utter garbage among the genius. That's how bad Disney are. They have destroyed a cash cow and are struggling to make money from it, which is pretty remarkable. What some whining arrogant slob with delusions of grandeur, a youtube channel and an audience of ''tell me what I thought about this movie'' drooling retards has to think about any of it is irrelevant.

>>213860966 (OP)
He comes off as a bit schizophrenic since he starts pointing out how the sequels won't allow white heterosexual males to do anything good but then spends half the video crying that the anti woke crowd doesn't like acolyte for being woke.

>>213863576
>shounenshitters
making progress, no need to produce hour long videos desperately masking it, just fucking say this is the one demo that shouldn't have entertainment aimed at them unapologetically

>>213864296
Yeah, 5 years ago woke was not real and the real problem was the people complaining about woke.
Now everyone has to admit that woke was real but they also have to keep attacking the anti woke people too for some reason. So they sorta sound crazy.

>>213861332
>prequelfags don't even like Star Wars
Incorrect, even the dumbest prequelfag gets star wars more than anyone who enjoys the zombie dogshit that is every single nu wars entry. The first one renders the entire pt and ot utterly pointless, you have to hate the franchise to be okay with this.

>>213863370
>arguably
No, the sequels are very clearly dogshit of a lower quality. If you actually watched both and thought they were comparable then you're either a woman or retarded.

>>213865395
actually true the originals have a vision even if it's super boring the new shit is beyond soulless

>>213861037
imagine being this autistic

>>213863576
The sequels tried to have elaborate saber fights that appealed to that kind of person but they look like shit so nobody remembers them kek

>>213862786
>i hate these guys
>i watched every second of this video
lol

>>213862883
I don't know any other reason why they wouldn't release an episode 9 Plinkett review besides Disneybux

>>213860966 (OP)
He never watched clone wars, played the games, or read the books.

...and now he's like "damn this franchise is too big now, I can't consume everything." When in reality that was always the case. He just only pays attention to live action movies and shows for some arbitrary reason.

>>213864403
Centrists are spiritual cowards. I respect a literal Communist ovwr a Centrist. Both need to go of course.

>>213860966 (OP)
>Tries to backpedal on his wokeness by rehashing 2016-tier anti-sjw memes

That was incredibly cringe and he's clearly now pandering back to us. It's pathetic.

>>213863399
One of his oldest bits is complaining that there aren't enough gay characters

>if you point out blatant flaws in movies you're a chud retard unless you're me

>>213866523
Remember that video where he said you aren't allowed to complain about the Acolyte because there are children starving in Africa?

I memba

remember when they made shit like the prometheus video nitcpicking the logical consistencies of the movie and encouraged an entire genre of nerds who do the same and now criticise others for doing it

>>213866551
They already unlisted it on YouTube

What is it about Andor that pisses off both the pro-Disney and Anti-Disney crowd but at the same time draws in the largest amount of people who claim to not like Star Wars as a regular fan and just find it very good? The most common subset of people who I'd say love Andor are OT purists.

I can't wait for the J.J. Plagerisms response

The worst thing about RLM is their blatant tone policing. They don't say anything a million other YouTubers don't say, but they thing they're above the rabble because their delivery is dry and detached like they don't actually care, even though they clearly do. They will use clips of other YouTubers making valid points but being outwardly angry to show how crazy everyone else is except them. Then in another video they'll make similar points but do it with a low energy so that somehow it's OK..

>>213866744
>Like Like Like Its just so boring. I didn't like it. I was scrolling on my phone because it was so boring
https://www.youtube.com/live/toymYeB6ffM?si=vlFTOriNRdfuqhd8

>>213860966 (OP)
Mike has hepatitis from all the drinking
He's been re-examining his life and like most elderly former edgelords have been reborn into woketards out of a sense of shame

>>213866870
The whole trend of criticism towards media thats shrouded in vague sarcasm and lack of any ingenuity has been a cancer on media discussion for years now and you can thank RLM and Cinemasins for pioneering that style. Its so hard to find anyone now a days that actually breaks down a film in earnest or criticises it without making constant quippy jokes

>>213860966 (OP)
I just watched this shit and it's peak genX. Mike wants to spend all this time denigrating people that have views identical to his own in order to artifically elevate themselves. Wow look at all these losers making hour long criticisms of star wars, what a bunch of fucking losers. Anyway here's my hour long meta review where i don't say anything

>>213866870
that's not tone policing it's just typical Gen X detached irony. You would think since Mike literally became a millionaire by being obsessed with Star Wars he would grow some self awareness but no. The Gen X in him is too strong