>It's a "Truman gets fired and starts crying in the boss' office." Episode.

>>213864292 (OP)
You should pretty much know weeks ahead if you're going to get shit canned, I've always tried to make it as annoying and painful as possible siloing info, misnaming files etc. So I can leave in style.

>It's another Truman puts off seeing a therapist because he's too headstrong to admit his life and mind are way more fucked up than he allows to let on

>>213864292 (OP)
Please tell me this didn't happen to you
And if it really did happen please tell me you're a girl

>It's a "Truman can't tell if he shat himself or not and he doesn't have the chance to use the toilet until his break" episode

>>213865141
Yeah, it's super obvious. The people in the know stop being nice to you, they give you less hours so you might quit, nitpick your work.

>>213865141
That's king shit anon. That being said, you're obviously talented enough to not get fired, so why do it?

>It's a Truman comes home to realize his wife has packed up her belongings and moved back in with her parents, and the kids keep asking about when mommy is coming home

>>213865325
>It's a "Truman rushes to the bathroom and projectile diarrehas all over the seat and the floor as soon as he pulls his pants down." Episode

>>213865407
>It's a "Truman gets shit all over his hands but the touchless faucet won't work because his hands are too dark" episode

>>213864292 (OP)
>it's another Truman has a panic attack and doesn't want to leave his house all day episode
They should cancel this shit already

>it's a "Truman takes a monster shit at work and every time he wipes it comes out brown so he uses 100 sheets and pulls up his pants and prays nobody will smell the leftover shit" episode

>It’s a Truman turned 30 and is suddenly only interested in dating 18-23 year olds exclusively
Roasties just don’t appeal to him anymore I guess?

>It's a Truman has been to the liquor store 6 times in 3 days and the store clerk is starting to get concerned episode
I hate these will they/won't they cliffhangers

How do they have episodes if the show is continuously broadcast 24/7?

>>213865977
>He doesn’t buy the 700 disc box set dvd yearly

>>213865743
>It's a "Truman turned 30 and suddenly lost interest in all of the things that gave him joy." Episode
>>213865977
I just assumed it was by the day and an episode ends at midnight