>Character works a dead end job
>character is addicted to self pity and romanticizing his own failure
>character drops newspaper and notices mysterious black guy
>character rapes black guy
>character is an asshole to the only girl he ever really loved and she stops talking to him
>protagonist finally makes it, but nothing changes and he's just as depressed, miserable and alone as he was before
I'm also a big fan of
>protagonist loses 100 pounds and the health benefits are not even remotely close to worth the effort that took or giving up delicious food that made life worth living
dogshit planet btw
>character had casual sex one (1) time in college and got herpes
>hasn't touched a woman in 9 years
>resigned himself to dying alone
What a stupid twist
Literally me, I work in a drive thru liquor store lol (or bottleo as we call in Australia).
It's fun though I really don't mind it
>character works a good job and has a good family, but wants to be dead
>>213866626Zero sympathy, fuck that character
>>213866405Thank you for your service, anon. I was considering trying to lose weight.
>>213866502Herpes is a nothing burger, literally 60% of the world's population has the oral variant and 10% has the genital version. It's a skin rash that's itchy sometimes. Don't worry about it, brother.
>>213867052sissy Lala's I know I had worse childhoods than you I'm literally a crackbaby. You guys are sissylalas
>>213867065Win some, lose some. Hope you're doing well.
>>213866405>delicious food that made life worth livingdon't really get this perspective. Indulgent food just tastes good for a few minutes, raises your dopamine a little, and that's it. Don't see how that little can "make life worth living."
I've just never eaten good food and thought "Wow that's what life is all about!" it's just food.
>>213866977Oh I totally agree, the issue is 90% of the people who have it don't realize they have it. And for some reason, normies think it's basically AIDS Lite.
Women in their 20s have unlimited options, so it comes down to "Why would I risk contracting an incurable STD when I could just hop on Hinge and find a different guy in less than 5 minutes?"
>>213866405There is no chance you lost 100 pounds and didn't get a quality of live bump, you would have been a big fat fuck. You're larping or way overestimating how much you lost.
>>213867217I have the opposite perspective since my dad was a chef. Life is too short and miserable to spend it eating bad food.
The downside of knowing good cooking is being disappointed like 19/20 times you go out to eat lol. All the sugar and ultra processed mush we eat has desensitized our taste buds.
>character works a dead end job, virgin, barely any friendly acquaintances, loves with parents, and spends all his waking hours thinking about how much he wants to be dead in his thirties
Haha, love that show. Always funny to see if it gets renewed or cancelled
>>213867253Nigga just don't tell them, take antivirals when you're shedding, and your transmission rate with a condom is like 1%
>>213868149>character in question takes 1g valacylovir daily>6-8 hours of sleep a night>daily lysine supplements plus vitamin v and c>still gets outbreaks almost every month>Each OB takes 2ish weeks to clear up At this point I genuinely think it's God saying "Marriage and family aren't for you, seek happiness elsewhere." Maybe that's a huge cope but it's the only framing that doesn't make me feel extreme rage at the world.
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>Turned 30 yesterday
>Have like 10 years experience in an industry that basically died in my area during/after the coof
>Am going to have to either move (Which I really don't want to do) or basically role the dice on an entirely new career/job in my 30's and restart an entire learning process for it
>If I fuck up I'll gg no re my finances for the rest of my life
Sucks shit man really bad too because the job I had at the start of the year was really good pay wise and I was literally just about to start saving up because I had finally paid off all my debts but then they suddenly fucked everything up because the place was run by complete fucking retards.
>>2138684139 years and you still have outbreaks that often?
>>213868786Yeah. Got a full immune workup, everything is supposedly fine.
The only thing left would be daily injections of foscarnet, which has some pretty nasty side effects. Generally doctors will only do that in extreme cases (like medication-resistant ocular herpes that's causing someone to go blind).
>>213868965You have to look into your diet, lifestyle etc. I know some people get a bad break but you should do everything you can instead of blasting experimental drugs.
>character inflates own ballsack and bounces it around like a basketball
>>213869097That was my thought, too. And that's what I've doing for the past 3 years -- avoiding argenine-rich foods, getting plenty of sleep, eating my vegetables and taking immune-boosting vitamins. I lift 4x/week and I'm currently training for a half marathon. Really don't know else what I could do to be healthier.
>>213866502marry the girl you gave you herpes since she won't care
>>213869253Kek. I don't even remember her name. I've heard the HSV positive dating sites are terrible, like 95% men 5% women, but might as well try at this point. What do I have to lose.
>character has been neet for years and get a dead end job
>tries asking coworkers questions
>everyone is a silence and stare npc
>>213868628what job was that, a clown for old people with bad lungs?
>>213866502I fucked like 15 prostitutes and only caught ureaplasma once. Unlucky bro