I saw the gorilla nest guy at the coffee shop today

>>213866690 (OP)
You should go tell him to buy you a coffee next time, in exchange for you knowing who he is.

>>213866690 (OP)
He's having a chat with Nathan Fielder? Looking forward to that collab

>>213866750
Imagine Nathan Fielder as Sam’s new lawyer

>>213866690 (OP)
>RI plates
Checks out. You shold have played some Tim and Eric music kinda quietly on your phone.

>>213866750
As if the Gorilla won’t spaz out and pee and shit immediately after talking to another Jew.

>>213866690 (OP)
You should have got in his face and hysterically shouted "WOW ARE YOU SAM HYDE? I'M A HUGE FAN LOL" and "accidentally" spilled your drink on his pants before going down to lick it off him before he can get a word in, slowly but deliberately unzipping his pants as he is frozen in shock, and blowing him right there in public. Imagine taking his cock and load down your throat in front of everyone.

>>213866690 (OP)
Providence?

>>213866690 (OP)
>had a chance to tip over his table and didnt
your shit's weak

>>213866690 (OP)
imagine the guy literally paid OP to post this

The downfall of Sam Hyde has been spectacular to watch. His life will forever be split into pre gorilla nest and post gorilla nest. It’s only gonna get worse for him.

report eceleb threads as off-topic

>>213867393
ecelebs can't have a "downfall." eceleb is the lowest a person can go. whoring themselves for third world engagement. a crackhead who's taken it up the ass without lube for half a shot of heroin has more dignity and value.

>>213867466
Anyone can have a downfall

>>213866690 (OP)
>missing out on the opportunity to record yourself slapping the shit out of sam hydeberg and parading it around everywhere

Aw man you could've been a hero

>>213866956
Is he having a fucking panic attack lel?

>>213866956
lol Nick and his gaudy Rolex. Fucking wannabe Arab.

>>213867995
Nope, he's just a "man" from the upper east coast.