>action
>boobs
>karate
>tommy lee jones going full retard
This movie is pure kino

Seagal's refusal to ever do anything but completely dominate fights hurts it. No tension.

>>213868288
This just makes it better. He rips a dudes throat out.

>>213868288
Wrong

>>213868288
fpwp, it's kino

>>213868288
Aikido is the most powerful form of karate and it was realistically portrayed in this movie. It is invincible when practiced by a master. If anyone was able to go toe to toe with him it would have looked fake. I dont think making the fights look fake for "drama" would have been honest filmmaking.

>>213868264 (OP)
>In a 2018 interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Pamela Anderson claimed that she was a contender for the role of Jordan Tate, but was dropped after refusing to sleep with Seagal

so, what this means is that erika fucked seagal

lol what a fucking whore

>>213869268
Wrong. Seagal fucked her.

>>213868288
It's not all one-way, he gets that little cut on his eyebrow at the end

>>213868264 (OP)
This one is better

>>213869268
Thank God. Tate's tits were in a different league.

>>213868288
checked
Also Tommy Lee Jones shared your opinion and loathed seagal

>>213869577
He was not in the same league as Seagal.

>>213869610
Bait

>>213869524
>Dark Territory
that means butt stuff right

>>213869678
With Katherine Heigl yes

my mom caught me jerking it to the boob scene :(

>>213869524
>>213869678
It's a train joke. Mainline tracks without signals are nicknamed "dark territory."

>>213869248
>biggest faggot ITT

surprised the navy signed off on them being absolute dogshit and a team of <20 men can take over a destroyer

>>213870416
>A reddit post even

>>213869268

Was this the movie where they shot cans of beans at the enemy?
Like they were trying to hold off attackers when they were out of shells, and thought these huge 30 lb cans of bean would look like live ammo firing.

>>213870770
If I remember right, they were basically incendiary rounds that are meant to light up the sky for visibility
The hijackers get all cocky thinking the ship is just impotently firing blanks at them and don't realize they're being lit up so they could fire the main guns at them, which still had ammo on board

>>213869268
She actually seems to be one of the very rare few that hasn't called Seagal a total piece of shit. Just that he was eccentric and stuck with his entourage instead of interacting with the rest of the cast or something along those lines.

Guess she did let him hit. Which makes the total lack of chemistry when he kisses her at the end seem even more offputting. Ew.

>>213868264 (OP)
Yeah these kind of movies are not masterpieces by any stretch but they just have this kinda secret sauce or whatever that makes them so kino and watchable for years to come. 21st century film fags cannot even come close to replicating.

>>213870416
I think anon was joking, you absolute sperg.
I don't think even the chuddiest pro-zigger tard would honestly defend Seagal.

>>213869268
Not wanting to be touched by Seagal is a very understandable thing.

>>213871289
Oh hello Nick

>>213868264 (OP)
>Steven Seagal
lmao, nope

>>213871381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isNRZJ6icwc

>>213868288
Wrong. Script and direction are such that it makes the whole thing very suspenseful despite Signal dominating fights.
It's the ship full of terrorists vs one cook.

>>213868264 (OP)
The sound effects and music are outstanding.
I love that movie.

>>213868288
but thats exactly what makes segal movies kino

>>213869524
Under Siege 2 and Speed 2 swapped scripts

lmao what a fucking asshole

>>213872206
I don't see any issue with the words here.
Of course he's lying.

>>213872206
>clueless narcissist asshole somehow LARPs his way into being an 80s-90s martial arts Hollywood star poonhound
The world's not smaller. There's just less in it.

>>213869268
Imagine being fucked by a seagull?

she did have some nice breasts in the film

another jew

>>213872323
>paternal
nope

>>213871413
Steven Segal movie

SF unit does his job self maintaining. Pushups. Situps. Chinups. Runs.

Turned from a bag of shit the enemy has made him into a sharp weapon to cut through what's in the way to paradise.

Without harming he hands treasures and himself to what isn't wrong, and some wrong too, saving more than slaying, what's down or downed gets up a little more alike greatness.

Little is an understatement.

People, all, hand him their impossible. He shows it isn't through trying. Which they can too.

Someone will win. He feels it in trying. For him that's close enough getting more is indulgent and ungratefully skipping the immense beauty that will be before an ending, and another day towards victory.

>>213871877
No-selling absolutely everything is kino in moderation but can wear out it's welcome quickly, it really doesn't scale when you try to make things beyond b-movie action too. Even fuckhuge guys like Arnold, Stallone, Dolph Lundgren etc all knew that being an underdog or coming back from an ass kicking is compelling

It's not really surprising that out of that post-superhuman action star generation he flamed out the fastest. Under Siege was his big break and he was a punchline within five years pretty much

>>213868264 (OP)
>be a studio executive
>Let's get a DIE HARD
>ON A BOAT
best seagal movie ever
agree, pure kino

>>213869577
Tommy doesn't like anyone, though.

>under siege thread with nearly fifty (50) replies
>no boobs have been posted
come on fellers

>>213873537
the boobs are under siege

Chief O'Brian is awesome in this movie

Tommy Lee Jones - Your a maniac drowning your own crew
Gary Busey - They never liked me anyway
Chief - I bet they fuckin' love ya now, huh?

I like how the boobs are so good they make people forget the fucking awful haircut they gave her for that movie, what were they thinking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGnYxiF0GXk

>>213873643
It was the style at the time

>>213868264 (OP)
ITT: nafo seethe. Muh Zelensky.

>>213871877
It most certainly kills Under Siege 2. Every fight is just "Seagal stands there and waves his arms a bit and wins". It gets really old when every opponent is a useless loser.

>>213872463
>Even fuckhuge guys like Arnold, Stallone, Dolph Lundgren etc all knew that being an underdog or coming back from an ass kicking is compelling

Literally nobody ever thought those guys could be beaten and watching them pretend to struggle against people half their size was stupid. The only "underdog" was Stallone in the Rocky series were he isn't so insanely big at the start of it and also because they bring in ever other big guy they could find.

>>213873847
>Predator
>Running Man
>Conan being exposed the minute he approaches the mountain of power and being beaten badly and left to die so his friends have to rescue him and protect him from ghosts
>Kindergarten Cop, getting saved by hungry lady cop
Just off the top of my head

>>213868264 (OP)
I miss being a little kid and getting these mid budget action kinos that were 90 minutes of well executed formula
>High concept set up
>Simple characters
>Not dreary or edgy
>Simple but well written thriller plot and villains
>Short action sequences that mix shooting, fighting, some stunts and explosions
I get the appeal of Wicks and Extractions, but they feel less like movies and more like really long stunt demo reels.

>>213873847
Arnie against a foe he can't fight hand to hand OR out in the open is one of his best roles

>>213872206
Translated
>Erika would only fuck me if I got her screentime increased.

>>213873847
>people half their size was stupid
Like who? They usually found big guys for Arnie to brawl with.

>>213872463
Stallone is a small man who works out a lot. Probably 60% of this board is taller and heavier than prime Sylvester Stallone. Not as muscular, but a bigger frame and a taller body.

>>213873676
Not really, this was her look of the time, as an actual playmate

>>213873922
In 2025, the budget for Predator would be 45 million dollars.

With CGI and digital, films are cheaper to make now. How are streaming and digital not pumping out 2 or 3 of those a year

>>213873922
>>213873902
I should have been more clear. I meant normal people only. Predator or T-1000 etc would be different. But seeing normal people like John Lithgow etc try to fight the big 80's/90's stars always looked dumb af whereas trained martial arts guys in good shape vs Van Damne was fine.

>>213869524
>train on fire
>hero outside train
is it set in India?

eh fuck it whatever

>>213870770
>>213870934
No they were shooting flares from a smaller gun to illuminate the target and as Krill remarked, "They're just starbursts, they can't hurt us," believing that Ryback couldn't operate one of the big guns. But Ryback had found some of the 16 inch gun's crew and they're using that illumination to get distance and bearing on the sub to fuck it up

>>213873840
>>213873995
Dumbasses

>>213868264 (OP)
IT EVEN HAS A TRANNY! Perfect for /tv/

>>213869524
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVQsxLfKPNI

>>213874171

She was another Spielberg victim on the set of E.T. right?

>>213874171
bless you, anon

>>213874171
You ever think about how all the woman of that 1990's era were assless fridges

>>213874360
faggot

>>213872463
>Under Siege was his big break
He had been popular since Above the Law, retard

>>213874281
That guy is a good actor but he was such a bad choice to be the main bad guy. He just didn't look the part

>>213870995
Not necessarily, he came onto her multiple times during shooting even though she kept turning him down to the point where it became a problem

>>213874432
I think he means Under Siege was his big mainstream break. I don't think that's right though, rather it's his peak. All his films after Under Siege returned to making sub 100 mil, before very rapidly falling off to DTV

>>213868264 (OP)
>one eye covered by darkness
what did this mean again? some occult thing

>>213874360
literally gay

>>213874277
Why?

>>213871130
Hunted was similar.

>>213874400
>>213874524
Your childish insults have no effect when it's something a functioning pair of eyes can see. It wasn't even just Baywatch, look at all the big Swimsuit Illustrated models of the time too.

I'm not even judging, back in those days I thought Pam was a miracle, she'd have been hot even if she didn't get her tits done. It was just a different time.

>>213874851
homosexual

I liked Marked for Death too, since he only kills niggers there

Commando is better.

>>213875157
damn your retarded

>>213869268
Ewww, fuck!

>>213874171
That nude scene was pointless and adds absolutely nothing to the film

>>213874171
I'd die for that rack.

>>213869268
I refuse to believe this.

>>213874171

>>213876374
It adds boobs you little sissy.

>>213876374
It's the only thing anyone remembers about the film.

>>213877163
I remember the scene where Gary Busey calls Seagal a faggot, because that's funny

>>213873995
>only one hairstyle can be popular at a time
retard

>>213868264 (OP)

I liked the part where Seagal pokes Mick Jagger's eyes out.

>>213868288
Lol in Out For Justice I don't think the big bad even hits once in this. There's no doubt whatsover he's going to win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf_8ivZV2HM&ab_channel=MNEClips

>>213877666
>Seagal pokes Mick Jagger's eyes out
lol checked