time to settle this debate

who would you choose?

>>213868677 (OP)
If my memory serves me correctly left had mournful tits.

Carmen carmen uhhhhh carmen

Dizzy

>>213868677 (OP)
Diz clearly the best choice...

>>213868677 (OP)
Denise's tits in Wild Things were perfect. So Carmen is the correct answer.

>>213868677 (OP)
Dizzy had bad tits
Always pick the girl with the good face + good tits > good face + bad tits.

right has literal charlie sheen aids

>>213868677 (OP)
carmen was out of ricos league and dizzy was below his league.

>>213868677 (OP)
my entire dad has said something like this to me but it was about some other two women

>>213868677 (OP)

>>213868725
they're not spectacular but once you've felt pussy you realize tits are just a bonus.

>>213868869
Ursula wasn't even pretty

>>213868677 (OP)
He did choose her....then she died. Just like a woman to toy with a guy then leave just when he returns the interest

>>213868904
she would be a perfect submissive tradwife tho
you don't want to marry some bitch that almost married an astronaut, even if you are spiderman. she's going to be super high maintenance.

>>213868796
Bad tits > fake tits. Maybe?

>>213868922
>she would be a perfect submissive tradwife tho
yeah but she's not pretty
cute is only ok if you are an ugly guy

>>213868677 (OP)

Carmen of fucking course

>>213868869
I disagree with OP but I agree with this one. MJ was such a fucking cunt.

>>213868922
>>213868904
Adulthood is realizing it's not about looks. A woman who bakes you cookies and dotes on you and is happy to be in your presence is worth her weight in gold.

>>213868922
>she's going to be super high maintenance.
most girls get out of that phase when you impregnate them. they tend to be daddy's girls and their dad always tells them to be a good mom and they listen. the key is to find a girl who listens to and loves her dad.

Dizzy wasn’t as good looking. End of debate.

>>213868977
>A woman who bakes you cookies and dotes on you and is happy to be in your presence is worth her weight in gold.
My man...if you look good, work out, have in-demand skills, and have ambition...all girl are like that to you. They fight over you to be your Ursula.

The real problem is being a loser who obsesses over some Stacy instead of marrying the nerd who sees something in you.

>>213868677 (OP)
>>213868869
Carmen is ugly
Ursula is ugly
that's all that matters

>>213869084
>he has a purpose
look pal, nobody has a purpose on this watery rock passong through endless space. there is no God. but women love to live in delusion.

>>213868985
>Dizzy wasn’t as good looking. End of debate.
Dizzy held up age-wise better than Carmen did. She ultimately is hotter, face-wise.

>>213869084
>The real problem is being a loser who obsesses over some Stacy instead of marrying the nerd who sees something in you.
That's literally half of /tv/. They still can't get over the Stacy they wanted in high school.

>>213868677 (OP)
>>213868869

I guess adulthood all is about settling for the ugly hag

>>213869306
>ugly hag
>ursula
she was cute, anon.

>>213868677 (OP)
Dizzy was originally a man.
You are all closet gay.

>>213868725
Yeah, but the difference is the actress aged gracefully. Meanwhile, Denise Richards walled hard.

>>213868869
I prefer the third option.

>>213868677 (OP)
Dizzy will let you do stuff that carmen couldnt even understand.

Dizzy is loyal to the very end and carmen was up and ready to cheat while rico was 20 feet away playing sports ball.

Dizzy will follow you to another planet just to be near you.
Carmen wont even follow you past highschool.


If you think carmen is better, you have failed in life.

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I don't which part of this is weirder, that she created her own porn to support her daughter's or that Tori Spelling is her lesbian stalker.

>>213868677 (OP)
Dizzy would obviously fuck like an animal and probably even cook you breakfast

>>213868776
>Denise's tits in Wild Things were perfect.

Perfect spheres maybe. Awful fakes.

Dizzy also has better looks and personality.

id take the bolt ons over those sad pancake tiddies any day

>>213869562
Why was Diz so loyal to Rico in the first place? Does the book go into any details about this?

>>213869714
There was no Dizzy in the book, the closest was a guy that he went to the officer academy.

>>213869714
Dizzy and Carmen barely even exist in the book.

Characters with those names exist but they are both functionally OCs in the movie

>>213869877
*with

>>213868677 (OP)
Carmen.

>>213868869
Left is repulsive. Even the thumbnail gives me a visceral response.

>>213868677 (OP)
>>213868869
Choosing the yenta is correct in both cases

>>213869084
>ALPHA MINDSET MOTIVATION
good morning saar

>>213868677 (OP)
Next time fix your picture if you want to make a meme

>>213868677 (OP)
Dizzy, and cheat on her with Carmen constantly.

>Rico gets stuck with a woman he doesn't love, who doesn't love him
He did choose dizzy, he gave up Carmen, it just didn't matter anymore.

>>213869148
>There is no God
Literally your purpose in life is to deny God, you retard. That's what the Lord has set you up for.

>>213868725
Just get her pregnant

>>213869084
cringe

>>213870614
oh fuck off

>>213869153
>>213869501
bimbos always wall hard.

>>213868677 (OP)
Carmen is better you caveman

>>213869153
Damn, still would

>>213870661
loser spotted

>>213868677 (OP)
Fuck Carmen in highschool before she goes to flight school and gets run through by all the officers. Fuck Dizzy through basic and deployment till she dies. Then fuck Carmen while her boyfriend's corpse is still warm in the ground.

You all overthink this.

>>213868725
fpbp right has awesome tits

The right choice is not to join the mobile infantry so you never even meet Dizzy.

I don't give a shit that they glassed Buenos Aires.

>>213871383
but you live in Buenos Aires dummy and would get galssed along with your parents.

what's the matter, smoothskin?

>>213871410
Nah I'd have moved to a real country.

>>213869100
You have to be a closeted fag deeply in denial of his homosexuality to believe either of these women are ugly.

>Haha those gorgeous supermodels are so ugly, am I right fellow heteros???

Kys dumb faggot

>>213871383
The correct choice is not to be a dumb fuck and be good at math so you can be a pilot or a research officer not a dirty footed grunt.

>>213868677 (OP)
Both were too masculine. Dizzy was seemingly loyal, so the clear superior choice. Carmen was hotter, but focused on herself over a relationship.
Superior choice would be to find a nice girl who wasn't in the force

>>213871436
Damn. She fucked up her face and looks like a cartoon beaver. Dizzy won the face department.

>>213869084
You know how the guy that always goes around telling people that he can beat them up is absolutely hopeless if/when he ever gets sucked into a real fight?
Anyway, ask me how I know you're not an """""alpha""""".

>>213868677 (OP)
barracks bunny or the hoe that cucked you?

>>213868677 (OP)
it is so tiresome that nowadays people make their personality on
>old = bad, i must virtue signaling that i am contrarian to some movie script or tv show from 30 years ago
most famous example is starship troopers, most recent is howard stern "butterface contest"

>>213871643
it is so tiresome that nowadays people make their personality on
>new = bad, i must virtue signaling that i am contrarian to some movie script or tv show from CURRENT YEAR+10
most famous example is capeshit, most recent is Sydney Sweeney "big booba".

>>213869306
Truth nuke

>>213868677 (OP)
neither
>choosing a ran through wook

>>213868776
what's the point of great boobs if she leaves you and cheats on you

>>213868677 (OP)
I'm sorry but Carmen's fish lips own my dick

>>213868977
"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

>>213871383
Rewatch the movie. Dizzy played ball with Rico in highschool

>>213871828
37

>>213868869
Ursula is one of the worst cases of Hollywood ugly, she's objectively attractive.

I'm sorry, but you just don't say no to this and he got to have both in the end anyway, chad always wins.

>>213868677 (OP)

28 years later...did you make the right choice?

>>213871986
You get a new one after 15.

>>213871986
>have sex with the hottest woman alive for a decade at least then deal with her being old
>have sex with an ordinary woman for your entire life

>>213868677 (OP)
Dizzy will suck your dick without question.
Carmen will eventually let you do anal.

>>213872185
implants feel horrible

>>213872288
I hardly doubt it. carmen was very stuck up and a rich princess. if anything dizzy would let you do anal soon

>>213872386
Carmen was a nice girl so she would let you anal. Also she was poorfag in the book and was after Rico's money.

>>213872386
>>213872477
>>213872288


whats the amerisharts obsession with putting their dick in a literal shithole

>>213872386
Hence eventually.
>>213872477
Book Dizzy would suck your dick as well. No homo.
>>213872596
Tradition at this stage.
Fisting is only $300 afterall!

>>213868677 (OP)
Natalie Dorner and Dina Meyer had the most disappointing topless scenes I have ever seen in a movie.

>>213868677 (OP)
dizzy is overall best

>>213868677 (OP)
Carmen was a virgin

>>213868897
Very based take anon, I agree. Face is by far most important, and I've never felt pussy that wasnt great. Tits and ass are just extra benefits that only sweeten the deal. (on the pussy comment, I've never been with an older "experienced" lady so I am unaware if the experience affects the greatness of the pussy)

>>213868677 (OP)
Dizzy still looks good to this day, based on a fairly recent reunion panel at a con.

>>213872888
The thing they have in common is it just totally doesn't matter. Still would.

>>213872596
>anon has never seen european or hispanic porn which are 90% anal as opposed to the burgers' 33% anal
mate, you're a right git

>>213871439
ok pajeet

>>213872888
add Jenna Coleman to that and you have a hell of a trio

carmen

>>213868977
Food and pastries are cheaper than good looking prostitutes

>>213869148
There are plenty of places to find purpose other than God. Some are less beneficial than others, but purposeful nonetheless.

>>213868677 (OP)
I've never seen it. Isn't there tits in a director's cut or something?

>>213868677 (OP)
Brain: Dizzy
Dick: Carmen

>>213874421
They were just there in the theatrical cut from the beginning

>>213868677 (OP)
the one who doesn't die

>>213874436
Damn, sweet. I will give them a look

>>213874421
This scene wasn't in the theatrical cut, not sure if it was in any other release...

>>213874527
That was a cut scene it was never in any version.

>>213869306
it's about taking the ok looking girl who actually adores you instead of chasing some pretty cunt who doesn't really care. but most males these days are fat, retarded incels so they never got that ok looking girl to begin with.

>>213874527
There are no tits in that one.

>>213874527
do you think casper and denise got aroused (boner and wet respectfully) filming this scene haha

>>213868677 (OP)
Diz no question.

But Rico was a fuccboi. I wonder if she would have stayed with Dizzy if she didn't die.

Anyway, who here ever tried the shirt move? I surely did and never managed to pull it off.

>>213868677 (OP)
Dizzy 100 times out of 100.
Denise Richards looks like a fucking fish with a manjaw

>>213868725
I'd take her normal, uninspiring naturals over any pair of fake plastic spheres any day.

>>213868869
This is the sign that men lost the gender wars. I have contempt for any dude that genuinely would accept this bargain.

Show your work anons, which hath walled harder?

>>213868922
Your kids will inherit her butterface looks and her meek character. She will reforce them while she raises your children, perfect sacrificial lambs for the world.

>>213874946
if your daughters don't become like their mother and your sons don't become like you, you've failed as parents.

>>213868677 (OP)
Denise Richards. Partially because she wasn't the one stalking my every move like fucking Helga in Hey Arnold, but also because just fucking look at her man

>>213874934
Dina looks like a woman in her 50's, Denise looks like every other crypt creature that carved up their face

>>213868677 (OP)
sex with Dizzy was 100000% better, any girl that is into you that much the sex is always better trust me, if you're pining over a slag like carmen, it's not that great because she's really dreaming about chad and tyrone

Would have chosen left as a kid and I would choose left now.

>>213874527
What the fuck am i looking at is this A.I slop??? I do not remember this anywhere

>>213869714
>Why was Diz so loyal to Rico in the first place? Does the book go into any details about this?

Not in the books.

But in the movie, Diz was classmates and friends with Rico first. Ever have a friend group and some of them are girls? It's like that. Plus some women are just more loyal than others. Diz was a loyal friend and comrade. The relationship developed into romance because of intense adrenaline pumping battle.

Carmen was the high school popular hot girl in the movie. So it fed into her ego. She dated the hottest alpha male she could find nearby. That was Rico in high school. But afterwards she found someone with higher status and forgot about Rico for a while. The new guy was in the Navy as a pilot. So he had higher status than Rico who was just a grunt.

>>213875998
>She dated the hottest alpha male she could find nearby. That was Rico in high school. But afterwards she found someone with higher status and forgot about Rico for a while. The new guy was in the Navy as a pilot. So he had higher status than Rico who was just a grunt.
Basic Hypergamy, redpill teaches you about this and women. the film is actually based for having this in it as it depicts women for exactly what they are

>>213876044
I don't disagree. But the problem with your argument is that Diz was loyal to Rico. How do you address that?

>>213868977
she looks like a female version of Peter, really feel like Raimi was going somewhere with this

blonde co-pilot

>>213868869
MJ brutally mogs that slavbug

>>213876690
MJ isn't loyal. That should be a major red flag for you.

>>213868677 (OP)
>who would you choose?
both

>>213876423
Women also like guys who have chicks he had the hottest chick so it made her want him more, women are attracted to guys who get women, and he got the prom queen, so not only does it amplify her already neediness of wanting him but then times it by 10

>>213868677 (OP)
Carmen. Dizzy dies so picking her is pointless.

>>213876936
Rico let her die. I wouldn't.

>>213875267
Deleted scene. Deleted because Denise looks too uncomfortable with the groping.

>>213868677 (OP)
I choose to NUKE 'EM, RICO!

>>213868677 (OP)
I wish I had a ride or die woman like Dizzy.

>>213871319
He DID fuck Carmen in high school
>Ball scene
>Ends with her whispering “My parents arent home tonight….”

>>213875267
AI AI! EVERYTHING IS AI! I'M GOING INNSAANNNEEE!

>>213871986
i want squeeze big boobs lick suck play big boos sex with her all night

>>213868677 (OP)

>>213868677 (OP)
>>213876671
correct answer. Amy Smart is often the correct answer.

>>213868677 (OP)
Denise had a flat face. Gross.