Thread 213868769 - /tv/ [Archived: 154 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:48:08 AM No.213868769
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How different would Stand By Me be if instead of it being 3 kids in the 1950s it was 3 zoomers in the 2010s
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:48:50 AM No.213868788
>>213868769 (OP)
4 kids oops
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:49:50 AM No.213868815
>>213868769 (OP)
>You guys... do you wanna go see a dead tranny?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:51:13 AM No.213868845
>>213868769 (OP)
Corey's dad would've been a first responder on 9/11
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:51:39 AM No.213868858
>>213868769 (OP)
They'd take an Uber all the way there and charge it to their parents. Then they would fake finding the body in typical spooky youtube video manner. After that they would leave and forget all about reporting the dead body because they are too busy arguing with people in their videos comment section who call the video fake.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:53:01 AM No.213868882
>>213868769 (OP)
Zoomers of course they'd all ride Lime scooters out there.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:54:17 AM No.213868900
>>213868845
That or an IED survivor during the Iraq war.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:54:26 AM No.213868903
>>213868769 (OP)

The leader kid is black
One is Latino
One is a handicapable Asian
The white kid is gay (or trans)
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:55:44 AM No.213868928
>>213868903
This is Stand by me not The Goonies
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:56:09 AM No.213868933
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>>213868769 (OP)
That already happened
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:56:57 AM No.213868951
How about favorite candy? I was thinking Warheads
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:58:08 AM No.213868970
>>213868769 (OP)
>Do you wanna see a dead body? That weird white kid just opened fire on his whole class down the hall.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:02:17 AM No.213869049
>>213868900
Yeah that would work a lot better with the looney bin thing. I was just especially trying to think of something he could yell. So maybe just switch it to Aghanistan so he could yell something about Kandahar.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:18:22 AM No.213869354
>>213868769 (OP)
>go outside? walk over a mile?
>pass; i can just watch cartel videos on my phone
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:21:08 AM No.213869397
>>213868858
Bull shit, they would have never left their house to ever meet each other in person, or pursuit an interest not on social media. The movie literally couldn't ever happen with today's generation
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:27:30 AM No.213869496
>>213869397
It would be 4 kids on face time all traveling there in different ways with 4 different stories
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:38:05 AM No.213869673
>>213869496
>all traveling there
Would never happen with todays youth. Youre in a fucking delusional bubble. They'd have to go outside and leave the safe space of their caredully cultivated interent. Almost every person here is guilty of that. Im over 99% European and got called brown cuz i go outside touch grass, and live life, and you think the average anyone nowadays will embark on an adventure that requires them to be separate from their 4chan/twitter/Facebook battle station?
Anon, have at least ONE foot in reality