This faggot is popping corn. What’s your excuse?

>>213868870 (OP)
The corn is already popped.

There's nothing good to watch at the theatre anymore anyway.

Sorry there, Tons of Fun. Keep poppin' that shit, though.

i cant help but respect anyone who takes pride in their work

>>213868870 (OP)
Way to much butter

>>213868870 (OP)
>This faggot is popping corn, and basically, you're an idiot

>>213868870 (OP)
>puts a bit of butter at intervals throughout the popcorn
>tosses it around to mix it better
I would prefer him over most popcorn preppers, and certainly over those places which put prefilled buckets in those stupid "heating" units, which just means your popcorn will be cold and stale.

>>213868909
You can never have enough butter, friend. Here you go, this one’s on the house

>>213868952
Can you masturbate me with your moobs?

>>213868870 (OP)
>maxed out popcorn making

>One popcorn please
>oh neat spin haha
>...uh can you just fill up
>another spin...not so much but..
>previews are starting just fill up the bucket please..
That'll be $22.50
>th...thanks

>>213868976
Ah ah ah you didn’t say the magic word

>>213868870 (OP)
>get filmed for my demoralization tiktok goy!
i cant even imagine the justifiable rage id feel with being force into this performative skeptical

>>213868870 (OP)
i cannot respect people who do not respect their own bodies, they only deserve my barely contained contempt.

>>213868952
>floor after this dude's shift is absolutely littered with smashed popcorn from his goofy routine

>>213869034
He’s a product of the seed oils he peddles. Anyone who sees this fatso knows what they could turn into if they consume the product he is selling. He’s basically a walking surgeon general’s warning

>>213868901
I feel embarrassed for wagies.
I think they're pathetic, especially if they're grown adults but I feel bad I think this way.
I've been a wagie and I never want to go back.

>>213868909
needs to cover the dripping fat sweat flavor

john popper finally found his true calling

>>213868870 (OP)
He could still do all that at a slightly slower pace and not get popcorn all over the floor beneath him.

>>213868870 (OP)
how do you get this fat

>>213869138
It’s hard to pop what it is I corn in you

>>213869147
The last thing people want to do at a movie theater is wait longer in line for their $40 popcorn big gulp and milk duds

>>213869161
i ask this question every day of my life
>t. burger who maxes out at 155lbs
i don't even eat clean, my diet is shit, i just don't stuff my face constantly i guess? i don't drink soda.

>>213868870 (OP)
didn't this guy kill himself after this came out? or was that a meme.

>>213869202
I think you just imagined it, anon

>>213869202
He drowned in a vat of corn syrup

>>213868901
It’s a pointless monkey dance with despair underneath it. All that effort in a desperate attempt to make some impact in his pathetic life. It amounts to entertaining some niggerbrain who will forget in two seconds.

He’s a couple of days away from blowing out his brains.

>>213868901
you don't need a skill to put popcorn into a bag
his advanced movements are unnecessary

>>213869360
He must get recognized when he goes out “hey your the popcorn guy!” he smiles and poses for a picture but he hates himself and what he’s become. A fat fuck with an eating problem who got a little bit of fame spinning popcorn like an idiot

>>213869433
Man. Look at this projection.

>>213868870 (OP)
Why pop corn when you can pop hymens? :^)

A lot of people in this thread mad about some one having fun while working. I get you hate your life and job but don't take it out on the world frens. The man is spinning kino

>>213869509
He’s a faaAAAg

>>213868870 (OP)
He would have been excellent at any manufacturing position, ofc those are gone. The instinct remains though.

>>213869541
>continues to project
Its ok if your gay bud. We don't care

>>213869360
You just wish everyone was as miserable as you think they should be

>>213868909
*diacetyl flavored seed oil

Just remember kids, ugly trumps everything.
And that’s all you need to know about humans

>>213869648
Because the guy is poisoned by coin and seed oils his entire life, he would probably look normal if Hitler had won the war.

>>213868945
>popcorn preppers
how does one prepare popcorn? it goes in the microwave and you eat it. what am i missing here?

>>213869613
Popcorn Phil’s the name. Poppin’ your mom’s hymen’s muh game

>>213868901
Yeah, instead of being miserable and bitter about having a shitty job he tries to have fun with it. That's how you get through it.

>>213869801
>mom
>hymen
Let me take you back to biology class before you try to school me next time

>>213868909
Okay europoor

>>213868999
>name badge got flipped around backwards
That's a write-up and a full day's wages docked.

fat

>>213869843
Until his boss scolds him for wasting time and his coworkers resent him for spilling popcorn all over the floor.

Just do the bare minimum and make it easier for anyone. Either way you are getting wage raped and there is no future in that job.

>>213868901
lmao this wagie is being a cloown when nobody asked him, there is no respect to give here. He probably never saw a pussy in his life, he is fat as fuck, he probably has nothing else going on that his stupid wagie work. So he copes by trying to have fun and he gets filmed for it to be ridiculed online. This is nightmare.

>>213868901
This is why I took the S.W.E.A.T pledge and give 120% to my boss and always tip my supervisor and shift manager

>>213869843
Were that the case, more people would do it. His behavior is abberant, it is his coworkers getting through it by doing the bare minimum.

>>213870618
You'll never make it to the oscars with that attitude.

>>213870714
That kid will probably die a virgin, he isn't getting an Oscar. He owes the customer nothing beyond sanitary measures out of respect for their dignity (provided it is returned in kind to him, if not he should wipe his balls in the bucket).

>>213869202
milk duds had him assassinated

>>213870740
That fat fuck went to some award show and got to bang all of our hot friends we only get to see pictures of on here and moving pictures on the screens.

Wagie Pride World Wide. Twirl against the machine.

>>213868952
Fat fuck, he's eating all the popcorn between spins, that's why the box never fills.

>>213870819
No he didn't he was given a pity award for being an attention whore because some rich fuck wanted to preserve the impression you have that society rewards hard work for just a little longer.

>>213869202
last i heard he was getting made

>>213870861
He got closer to Scarjo and Xcoochizittle than you'll ever get.

>>213868901
It's because how you do anything is how you do everything. The OP tubby has probably moved onto a great job by now meanwhile the turdworlders that halfass their job will remain wagies for life.

>>213869625
Yum

>>213868870 (OP)
I worked concessions for awhile as a young man.
I don't ever want to go near that shit again, makes me nauseous.

>>213868870 (OP)
This guy is a super star in my books

>>213868898
>There's nothing good to watch at the theatre anymore anyway.
You have to live in a big city full of trendy faggots in order to have a local theater that actually plays good (OLDER) movies.
Definitely not worth it though. Mid-size towns run by republi-boomers FTW.

>>213868901
>anyone who takes pride in their work

>anyone in question: a fatfuck working a dead end, minimum wage, mostly stationary job in a dying industry
>pride in question: throwing and spinning a bucket of popcorn for no practical reason
>their work in question: serving heart attack "food"
I really hope afterlife doesn't exist, or that at least it doesn't allow for checking how things are going down here. I can't imagine our hunter gatherer ancestors having to deal with the knowledge this is what their grand 10^x children are. If afterlife like this exists, there's no heaven, only hell.

>>213871173
Is it the “butter”

>>213871243
yeah it's the "butter" and the corn syrups and seed oils. just the whole thing really. same experience in the big chain grocery store deli area near the fryers

>>213869509
I love my job precisely because i would never be in a position where entertaining people spinning a bucket of popcorn would be even a remote possibility. In fact, i get paid for telling people they're doing things wrong.

>>213868870 (OP)

PPP is so fat it's unreal.

>>213871294
>In fact, i get paid for telling people they're doing things wrong.
Yeah I know. You're Nick Burns my company's computer guy and you're a fucking asshole. But also thanks.

>>213868870 (OP)
>1 for them, 1 for me

>>213868870 (OP)
companies like to hire the mentally challenged because they only work part time because the employees get government benefits on top of a wage. i'm sure there are some kinds of tax breaks for the companies being "benevolent" as well. don't believe me? look who assists the cart gathering and bagging at grocery stores.

>>213870939
If i were a low caste wagie i would not want to even be seen by a celebrity let alone by a potential celebrity crush.

My first job in 2005 was at a movie theater. I worked side concessions. The pay was shit but the job was easy. Free popcorn, icee, nachos ,and free tickets to any movie was kino.

People like him are typically the first to be fired. If you step out of line, either in a positive or in a negative way, you make enemies. Happened to me too.

>>213872170
I'd fire him just to watch him jump and engage in mental gymnastics about his future.

ITT:
>WTF, why is this guy having fun doing his job instead of sitting inside and thinking about trannies all day?

>>213872283
How do you know he's not thinking about trannies, while spinning the 'corn?

>>213872283
Being satisfied doing a dead end min wage wagie job means you're much more likely to be stuck doing it forever. You're supposed to hate it. We literally evolved the feeling of hate so this doesn't happen. Complacency is the enemy of progress

>>213870861
You're one bitter motherfucker that hates fun aren't you ma'am