Thread 213869947 - /tv/ [Archived: 156 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:54:50 AM No.213869947
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Which way white man
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:56:06 AM No.213869967
>>213869947 (OP)
Whichever way the good movies are.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:56:15 AM No.213869969
>transparent racism shitposting thread
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:58:39 AM No.213870017
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>>213869947 (OP)
The Jew is vastly better than the nigger and it's not even close.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:59:12 AM No.213870027
>>213869969
?
Just pick the better hot shot horror director
Weirdo
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:03:01 AM No.213870088
>>213869947 (OP)
Peele
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:03:35 AM No.213870099
>>213869947 (OP)
Creggor is able to put political/cultural issues in his films (the effects of econoic collapse on communities and men as predators in Barbarian and criticisms of the police in Weapons) without making it the entirety of the movie. Peele's movies are just "whtie people bad" for 2 hours.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:09:18 AM No.213870194
>>213869947 (OP)
OnGah Unc tryna look like Frederick Douglass frfr
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:25:05 AM No.213870432
>>213869947 (OP)
Really liked Barbarian. Haven't seen anything from Jordan Peele other than some his comedy sketches which were pretty funny.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:29:19 AM No.213870492
>muh school shooter AR-15 in my le ebin witch movie
>muh race politics in muh body horror movie

They're both leftist hacks. Horror is a right wing genre. Get the fuck out.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:51:47 AM No.213870832
Peele told his production company's managers to win the bidding war for Weapons' script, and fired them when they lost to New Line
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:53:03 AM No.213870853
>>213869947 (OP)
Only seen get out and barbarian. Wasn’t that impressed with either. I’m a huge fan of horror and have been for over three decades.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:53:58 AM No.213870868
>>213870099
peele's movies look better and are more memorable, though
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:54:48 AM No.213870883
>>213870492
Never been the case
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:55:04 AM No.213870891
>>213869947 (OP)
peele because he's less pretentious
the barbarians guy is literally just your average retarded white redditor who thinks he's super deep
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:56:42 AM No.213870913
>>213870891
I don't see anything about Barbarian or Weapons that are trying to be deep.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:58:31 AM No.213870943
i didnt know they made PCP in liquid form
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:59:33 AM No.213870968
>>213870891
>peele because he's less pretentious
weak bait
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:04:11 AM No.213871052
>>213870913
go watch a real horror movie like wrong turn 5 instead, mr. reddit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:10:02 AM No.213871151
>>213870492
As a child myself, you're out of your fucking mind. Frankenstein was directed by a fag. Pinhead and Chucky were both created by fags. Tobe Hooper was a hippie. Stephen King has terminal TDS. George A Romero was as leftie as they come. Wtf are you talking about
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:11:03 AM No.213871167
>>213871151
lmao, meant As a chud
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:12:01 AM No.213871182
>>213871151
You're replying to bait
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:13:23 AM No.213871203
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>>213869947 (OP)
I don't watch either of their movies, but in terms of their sketch comedy? WKUK was on an entirely different level than Key and Peele. Continental Breakfast isn't fit to shampoo the balls of heckler Abe Lincoln.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:14:48 AM No.213871225
I enjoy when people don't needlessly bring up race in every fucking conversation and piece they create. It gets so old. I also appreciate Cregger's overt disregard for trash like Longlegs to the point Weapons is essentially a ground-up remake with a Christian lense, which seems to have utterly disrupted the Jews on this board. Now that I've seen it I don't care how much it gets shilled. Movies like this need to exist. Without them, we would have to rely on bloody warfare.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:18:35 AM No.213871293
Bumperino
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:19:55 AM No.213871310
>>213870099
How was Us or Nope wypypo bad?
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:21:49 AM No.213871339
>>213870099
Cregs said there was no message in weapons.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:22:11 AM No.213871347
>>213871310
They self-insist that the racial diversity, or otherwise focus on muh blacks and queers, is the standard in a majority white continent. The fact that you have to ask something like this just tells every onlooker you don't know enough about subliminal messaging, or the creators involved, to discuss the topic at hand. You're lucky I'm bored and retarded enough to bite the bait.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:23:07 AM No.213871358
>>213870868
memorable for being hacky gimmicky dogshit, yeah
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:24:20 AM No.213871370
>>213870891
lol those movies were not trying to be deep. Even Creggor had said as much. The nigger is clearly the pretentious one here lmao.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:25:16 AM No.213871387
>>213869947 (OP)
>white trash vs jewish negro acolyte
>one of the best sketch shows made with barely any budget or prod time vs unfunny well funded crap
>entertaining horror vs ebil white people
No competition even with all the odds against him
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:26:08 AM No.213871402
One is inspired by Shyamalan and shit like Donnie Darko and John Carpenter films. The other wants reddit to suck his cock really fucking bad. The choice is obvious.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:26:28 AM No.213871408
>>213871347
If the takeaway of a movie isn't wypypo bad then the movie isn't about wypypo being bad. You're pretentious/schizophrenic projecting the director's beliefs on anything the director does. It's like saying every single movie Joel Schumacher made is about homosexuality because Schumacher was gay.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:27:08 AM No.213871419
>>213870891
Barbarian and Weapons are staged as WKUK skits all the way up to the actors loudly proclaiming they are totally safe right before their arms are ripped off.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:27:41 AM No.213871428
>>213871408
You're not a psychiatrist. You're a faggot trying to infiltrate le scary nazi website. Don't tell me anything about my mental health. I could end you in person. Go back, and fuck off.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:28:43 AM No.213871443
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>>213871408
>It's like saying every single movie Joel Schumacher made is about homosexuality because Schumacher was gay.
Yes.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:29:14 AM No.213871454
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>From the twisted mind of Zach Cregger
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:36:04 AM No.213871550
Cregger is literally emulating Peele. Same """high concept""" YOU WON'T GUESS WHAT THIS FILM IS ABOUT premises. Same shit with inserting some political topic into the film (Barbarian being about how muh men are rapists, Weapons trying to juggle a bunch of vague shit about community trauma, school shootings, whatever). Same shit where he plays with the structure of the film (well with Peele it's mostly Nope with the film having a whole seemingly unrelated flashback chapter). Even the cinematography is similar, Cregger does the same type of panning shots and rapid camera turns as Peele.
They also have an overall similar approach where the films are neither Blumhouse slop nor are they really "A24 slowburns" but something in-between. There are jumpscares but few, the pacing is more of a regular thriller which means it's not ADHD shit, but it's not Eggers' The VVitch either. They also both have comedy elements in their films, but again not in a some typical manner where the whole film is a joke or where it's super campy like with Sam Raimi, it's more like incidental humour where certain things are just funny in an otherwise realistic setting. Like the hypnotized junkie constantly getting back up or old lady running from a bunch of crazed kids in Weapons, or the monster being a massive jellyfish / sand dollar looking thing in Nope, which is both creepily uncanny like some cryptid or Lovecraft creature but also kinda silly.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:38:46 AM No.213871591
>>213871550
>Wall of text
Jewish obfuscation. Ignored. Barbarian is about Baba Yaga, Weapons is about satanic jewish witches. What's next, gonna tell me Signs isn't about demon aliens and family but actually about muh heckin animal abuse? Fuck you, decentralizing fag.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:41:32 AM No.213871631
I enjoy Creggors movies more. Funny that they both got famous from sketch comedy shows.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:42:29 AM No.213871646
>213871428(You)
>213871591(You)
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:43:49 AM No.213871663
>>213871646
All you just did was admit to samefagging, while being too much of faggot pussy to directly tackle my points twice. Topkek
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:44:27 AM No.213871673
>>213869967
>good movies
in this day and age?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:46:03 AM No.213871691
>>213871631
Cregger's films > Us, Get Out
Nope > Cregger's films
Nope just delivered on the implication of something really weird. It was an inventive concept. Barbarian is some stupid incest monster, Weapons is a quirky wine aunt witch straight from AHS which is more entertaining than an incest monster, but for all the mysterious build up feels way too simple.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:48:15 AM No.213871731
>>213871691
Could you be any more obviously transgender, gay, black, 14, or all of the above?
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:52:50 AM No.213871784
>>213871731
>>213871691
I suppose the answer is yes. I accept thy concession.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:54:48 AM No.213871816
>>213871339
the fuck there isn't lmao
>AR-15 floating in the air
>cop brutality + hiding dirty laundry
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:56:23 AM No.213871836
>>213871731
>gay transgender minor of colour
When this person speaks - you listen.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:57:07 AM No.213871845
>>213871816
Gay people get brutally murdered, is it anti-gay?
Drug addicts too, is it anti-drug?
Your terminal onlineness has rotted your brain
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:58:59 AM No.213871874
>>213871691
Get Out was fucking mid. I'm tired of people pretending it's not. It's a glorified Key & Peele sketch without a punchline.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:59:27 AM No.213871880
>>213870943
>I didn't know you like to get wet.
I learned this stuff from D.A.R.E.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:00:08 AM No.213871894
>>213871428
Why not just concede gracefully instead of doubling down on the retarded rambling?
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:01:21 AM No.213871914
>>213871845
don't be disingenuous
>oh no, the gay couple got brutally beat, it's tugging on my heartstrings, we have to treat the LGBTQIIA++ community better
>le harmless crack addict gets beaten by white cop and covered up
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:01:54 AM No.213871920
>>213870832
Yeah and the movie was a hit. If he was a producer like he wanted, he could have made some good money.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:04:14 AM No.213871950
>>213871203
Love WKUK and I think it had more memorable sketches, but K&P sketches were better produced and a bit tighter in the writing. Hard to compare since they're not even the same type of humor.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:06:30 AM No.213871971
>>213870832
I wonder how differently he would've done the movie if he got the script, cuz I didn't really like it, when I realized what the buildup was heading towards Longlegs came up in my mind and that took out the wind in the movie's proverbial sails, they both cover similar stuff too
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:07:03 AM No.213871980
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>>213869947 (OP)
>Cregger or Peele?
They are great but Anvari is better than both of them. Perkins too
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:07:11 AM No.213871983
>>213871691
I haven't seen Weapons but
Barbarian > Get Out, Us
Nope > Barbarian , but it's really close
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:08:05 AM No.213871994
>>213871894
Not an argument. I accept your second concession.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:08:59 AM No.213872006
>>213871914
The harmless crack addict that stabbed a cop twice and only cared about reward money not the kids?

Wkuk lived/wrote in literal crackhead nigger ghettos i dont think they have rose tinted glasses for junkies famalam.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:09:12 AM No.213872009
>>213871971
The witch would've been black and she would have won in the end (she's a witch from slave times and helped free slaves).
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:10:08 AM No.213872017
>>213871950
Every kp sketch is like half an idea that peters out before its supposed to get funny. Like ive never actually laughed at one
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:10:17 AM No.213872021
>>213871971
He wouldn't have directed if he won the script. He just wanted to produce it with his company and get Producer credit. Cregger was always going to direct his own script, just like Jordan does with his. Funny enough, the people Peele fired also represent Cregger.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:10:28 AM No.213872025
>>213871983
Why post the same thing twice? Bot thread
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:10:37 AM No.213872028
>>213872006
Both accidents and anybody who's faced with 50k would act the same
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:11:24 AM No.213872038
>>213871994
Not the guy you were arguing with, just chimed in to call out your retarded rambling and how you got BTFO
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:12:57 AM No.213872050
>>213872017
Cool, thanks for confirming that humor is subjective, but I wasn't under the impression otherwise. I've laughed at both sketch shows pretty often. And like I said, they're different humor.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:13:04 AM No.213872053
>>213872028
The first time was not an accident. He saw the kids in the basement and ignored it until he saw the reward poster. Also all the petty theft.
Why dont you just admit youre wrong? Why would creg lie, he was very open about his messaging and influence on both films
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:14:12 AM No.213872068
>>213872025
Because I'm a different anon giving my take. And it wasn't the same thing since I clarified I haven't seen Weapons.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:18:43 AM No.213872134
>>213872053
Nigger did you only read the leaked script? lmao, he didn't stab the cop the first time at all, the cop frisked him and he had a spare needle or knife in his pocket even though he said he didn't
>ignored it
he's a crack addict, how many crack addicts you know that can tell you about the current state of the community? dumbass
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:22:57 AM No.213872191
>>213872134
You sound like a negro
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:03:26 AM No.213872777
>>213871310
Nope literally opens with "that guy on the horse was secretly black"
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:05:26 AM No.213872797
>>213872038
This. So much this. My white chud incel nopussyness was too schizotardraxist for Xer/Xim.. I can never post again. By Xer/Your samefa- I mean leaving the thread, *I* was indeed "Booted the Fuck Out." and must admit I am the ultimate schizomedzister...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:07:01 AM No.213872810
>Barbarian
>no barbarians
>Weapons
>has nothing to do with weapons
Peele's racist and Cregger's a fucking conman.
I'd rather watch no movies
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:07:59 AM No.213872824
>>213872068
Yes you're a different person QUEEN SLAY HIM! OMG THIS!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:08:43 AM No.213872835
For me it's homeless Joe.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7oMFZEzTSpM
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:09:02 AM No.213872840
>>213872810
Watered down pilpul.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:09:28 AM No.213872849
>>213871408
>It's like saying every single movie Joel Schumacher made is about homosexuality because Schumacher was gay.
His movies are gay as fuck.
Even that other faggot who directed highlander just devoted one singular scene to gay shit and even that was just a "people don't like you because you were born different" monologue.
Shumacher on the other hand makes every scene he can gay as fuck in all of his movies.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:10:06 AM No.213872857
>>213872835
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