Where the FUCK is Gandalf?

>>213872497 (OP)
I don't remember that guy from the movies.

>>213872497 (OP)
why did this dude allow his whore of a wife to flirt with everyone so openly???? was celeborn a cuck?

For I have much desire to FUCKING speak with him

>>213872561
He knew she was just playing, at the end of the day he was plowing her with his magical BEC (big elf cock).

>>213872586
Elves actually canonicalle have long, skinny cocks, just like elves are tall and lanky compared to men. Their cocks are also completely mind-controlled, arising exactly when they need to (never too early or late).

>>213872497 (OP)
Fucking your wife in the ass in the dream world LMAO bitchboy

>>213872497 (OP)
You asked me what I saw when I look at you. What do you see when you look at me?

>>213872586
>BEC (big elf cock).
elf dicks are normal sized, it's in the silmarillion

>>213872497 (OP)
>Teleporno

>>213872561
She always call him in the book. Nigga will be like "dis shit be impossible" and she'll just counter "Actually it's not"

>>213876141
It means "really big dick" in quenya

>>213872497 (OP)
he said quietly

>>213876141
>it's real
Holy molly, what was Tolkien thinking?

>>213872497 (OP)

>>213872505
I saw him in a play once.