Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:14:33 PM No.213873668
>5 early 20s women wake up in a basement with 1 month worth of food and water
>in the middle of the room is a phone with Tinder installed and the profile of an average guy
>911 doesn't work, nor can they access any other apps like their personal social media accounts or emails to call for help
>their only option is to try to get a match and get that match to call for help and they will be free
>at first they get the initial artificial 'boost' where the account gets loads of 'likes' but still they get no matches
>they see their own Tinder profiles and the profiles of their friends but they can't match with them to call for help
>they fight over the phone, constantly re-writing the bio in different ways and re-arranging the photos of this average looking guy, all to no avail
>finally they get a match with a 2/10 fat chick and she doesn't even respond to their message
>they match with a single mother of 4 kids and spam her with messages saying they're not some guy they're 5 girls trapped in a basement, but the mom calls them a disgusting misoginist for making a joke like that and unmatches them
>then they match with a bot which sends them a link to the OnlyFans of some creator who's using Tinder as advertising, they're pleading with the bot to help them and the bot is replying with chatgpt-tier flirtatious responses
>slowly but surely they stop getting likes, they keep seeing the same profiles over and over and have a huge meltdown as they realise their account has been shadowbanned
'Jigsaw' comes out at the end as the guy in the Tinder profile and it turns out that he got rejected by all of the 5 girls in school or something and they didn't even remember him
>in the middle of the room is a phone with Tinder installed and the profile of an average guy
>911 doesn't work, nor can they access any other apps like their personal social media accounts or emails to call for help
>their only option is to try to get a match and get that match to call for help and they will be free
>at first they get the initial artificial 'boost' where the account gets loads of 'likes' but still they get no matches
>they see their own Tinder profiles and the profiles of their friends but they can't match with them to call for help
>they fight over the phone, constantly re-writing the bio in different ways and re-arranging the photos of this average looking guy, all to no avail
>finally they get a match with a 2/10 fat chick and she doesn't even respond to their message
>they match with a single mother of 4 kids and spam her with messages saying they're not some guy they're 5 girls trapped in a basement, but the mom calls them a disgusting misoginist for making a joke like that and unmatches them
>then they match with a bot which sends them a link to the OnlyFans of some creator who's using Tinder as advertising, they're pleading with the bot to help them and the bot is replying with chatgpt-tier flirtatious responses
>slowly but surely they stop getting likes, they keep seeing the same profiles over and over and have a huge meltdown as they realise their account has been shadowbanned
'Jigsaw' comes out at the end as the guy in the Tinder profile and it turns out that he got rejected by all of the 5 girls in school or something and they didn't even remember him
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