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Go potty before you go in your pants. NOW.
>>213874515 (OP)BUT I WANNA WATCH SPONGEBOB
>>213874515 (OP)no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMFveebhFw
>>213874515 (OP)I unironically shit my pants last night. Food poisoning. Couldn't quite get them down in time.
>>213874515 (OP)I'm a forty year old man and this terrible post had me laughing hysterically.
>>213874560At least he's doing it in the privacy of his room.
>>213874772I had a pretty nasty shart on my bedsheets a couple days ago.
I'm 26 live on my own and shit my pants regularly, why wouldnt I? Its easier and less time consuming also I dont pay for toilet paper, I just throw everything in the washing machine after
Last time I used the toilet was probably four years ago. It's literally only social stigma, thats why people dont do it or admit too it
PSA: "stand your ground" states are "pants are browned" states. Your physical person is your own private property and any law that prohibits you exercising your Constitutional rights on your own private property is illegitimate. Babies do it in their diapers and so can you as long as it never leaves your physical person and enters private or public property. No law specifically says otherwise. This literally can't be argued against.