This is so mediocre it hurts yet it made 800M worldwide.
Is Dinoslop this popular?
Or are movies so bad people flock to watch the few summer blockbusters they make?

>>213874700 (OP)
Jurassic World 1 and 2 were hot garbage, so "mediocre" is an improvement

>>213874700 (OP)
>how did this make 800 million…

>>213874770
is this raeal

>>213874770
Is this for real? I didn't see it because I got bored with dinosaurs in the 90s. And what happened to Chris Pratt? They find an excuse to get rid of that Trump-lover?

>>213874975
Main characters have to eventually be rotated out of Jurassic movies because dinosaurs are hazardous and it past a certain point it makes no sense that the same people would want to keep going and encountering them over and over.

>>213874700 (OP)
The original Jurassic Park was so good that people keep coming to the sequels just hoping they'll become good again somehow. There hasn't been a single good one yet.

>>213874975
>And what happened to Chris Pratt?

>World 1, worked as a dino trainer at the World park until its closure, retired to live innawoods
>World 2, main girl pulls Pratt out from the woods begging him to rescue some dino species before the former island erupts and kills them all, he refuses, reconsiders after rewatching old footage of training Blue and wants to rescue her. Ends with adopting a cloned human child that needs to be kept secret from genetics corp, goes back to innawoods as a family.
>World 3, 5 years of living innawoods, genetics corp discovered the clone girl and kidnap her, hunts down her whereabouts to rescue her from genetic corps dino preservation park, ends with genetics corp dismantled and goes back innawoods as a family.
I guess technically they could have dug him up again, but let the man rest with his family, damn it.

>>213874700 (OP)
At least we got Primitive War to look more forward for instead, looks actually fun & horrific

>>213876412
>primitive war
you're actually stupid if you can't detect low budget slop that is 99% shit actors standing in the jungle reading their lines to one another. when jeremy piven is your geezer teaser things have gone horrifically wrong.

>>213876495
Godzilla Minus One was low budget slop yet proved to be kino. Hope the character for Piven gets brutalized.

>>213876663
godzilla minus one was low budget because it was produced by the japanese film industry who work for peanuts, actors and crew included. primitive war will have a lower budget and higher salaries and will end up being a mockbuster just like operation rainfall and everything else this hack director has put out.