*brit accent*
>patronises you

>now the thing, wonderful thing this but on 4chan now they have a countdown timer. And you wouldn't have asked for this, nobody would ask for a countdown timer, but since adding it the posts-per-minute have absolute plummeted, and you get more time to read all the threads before they fall off the board. Genius.

who is this fatty

>>213875432
Lol, that's pretty good anon, got a chuckle out of me

>>213875388 (OP)
>Oioioioioi WuT you should REALLY DO is oi oi oi

Can't stand this fat cunt

>>213875439
Morbidly obese advertising executive from the 80s who for some reason has become really popular among sigma grindset social media clippers, so my feed is flood with him saying shit like "people like food that tastes good and will buy it more than food that has fecal matter in it"

>>213875388 (OP)
>says some obvious shit

Britbongs:
>he's a marketing genius!

>>213875466
Look m8 the government needs to install more benches with taxpayer money because i'm too fucking massive to walk for more than 10 meters at a time, then i'll become thin, trust me i'm a somebody
he actually said this btw

>>213875388 (OP)
>gives you an anecdotal marketing strategy that worked once, 25 years ago

Eh, nothing personnel

>If your air fryer breaks, you'd go and buy a new one

I'm a le marketing genius!

>>213875661
Also
>patronise the whole audience
>you have really chosen a terrible name, air fryer, it will never work

Eh

>>213875388 (OP)
Annoying fat cunt

>>213875661
When he criticised Phillips air fryers I knew he was a bloated shitpile, full of boomer overconfidence that comes from working in a bullshit marketing job for 30 years selling cigarettes to cigarette smokers and hailing it as "advertising science"

>>213875388 (OP)
Hate this condescending fat cunt