Thread 213875820 - /tv/ [Archived: 162 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:40:30 PM No.213875820
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>Amazing, I got bit by a radioactive spider and now have all the abilities of a spider including... um... being really strong... and sticking to walls by my back for no apparent reason... and being psychic apparently...
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:43:39 PM No.213875872
and smashing fine white girls for some reason
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:47:08 PM No.213875924
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>>213875820 (OP)
Raimi's Spider-Man being able to shoot webs without tech is greatly superior to any gizmos and gadgets from whatever the fuck comic, cartoon, or whatever else.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:50:22 PM No.213875973
>>213875820 (OP)
Yeah, it's kinda like how Bruce Wayne is the Batman despite not having bat powers
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:07:53 PM No.213876306
lee/ditko wanted peter to have organic webs, it's the 1st or 2nd thing you'd think of when you'd hear "spider-man" for the first time, that or 8 legs. it just makes sense. but the comics code authority had a rule against bodily fluids so they just made him a genius instead and created an adhesive that even millions in defense research at 3M and shit couldn't create.

the best scenario would be organic webs like in raimi but using a web shooter/nozzle to modify them into a stream, line, impact ball, spray, etc. where you can still show peter's brilliance
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:09:26 PM No.213876338
>>213875973
Bruce Wayne was bitten by a radioactive bat, giving him the powers of a bat except flight, echolocation, and fangs. He used his genius level intellect at engineering to instead manufacture an echolocation suit that allowed him to fly.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:16:15 PM No.213876466
There are several reasons he cannot innately shoot webs:

1. Peter Parker brings more to the spider man mantle than just being the lucky guy who got bit. His genius in designing web shooters (and other things) is what makes him spider man… not just his powers .

2. They needed to limit him. Old comics had his shooters being destroyed or running out of webbing all the time so that he wasn’t just webbing shit up infinitely.

3. Not at all spiders use webs. That’s only half of them. There are a large amount who use speed and agility (what Peter is known for) to fight or hunt.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:18:27 PM No.213876507
>>213876466
>They needed to limit him. Old comics had his shooters being destroyed or running out of webbing all the time so that he wasn’t just webbing shit up infinitely.
the limit is his body. i can coom a lot but not enough to satisfy you're mom, for example
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:19:31 PM No.213876526
>>213875820 (OP)
it's an anology for boys discovering masturbation
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:30:56 PM No.213876714
>>213876466
i wish they mixed both, have pete shoot weebs but make web shooters so he can shoot diferent web types
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:37:15 PM No.213876823
>>213875820 (OP)
Counter point: web shooters allow him to use additional web types like impact webs, web parachute etc.
Or use special webs to take down villains like electro
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:39:03 PM No.213876856
>>213875973
The bat is more just a creative design option and esthetic.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:39:24 PM No.213876866
>>213876466
chatgpt ass response
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:41:28 PM No.213876907
>>213876866
Broccoli head ahh response
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:42:08 PM No.213876919
>>213876466
>Old comics had his shooters being destroyed or running out of webbing all the time so that he wasn’t just webbing shit up infinitely
You can do that BETTER with it being organic. With it being something he carries around if he runs out it's poor planning, he should've brought more. If it's a natural ability then running out means he's being pushed too hard and he needs to either rest and recover or push himself beyond his limit.
>what Peter is known for)
He's called "the Webslinger" or more derogatory "Webhead" not "the acrobat"
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:49:28 PM No.213877041
The web shooters make no fucking sense. Even if Peter is intelligent enough to design and build something like that, a broke high school/college kid would never have the resources to make them or keep them filled. Batman and Iron Man's super advanced gadgets make sense because they're billionaires with essentially unlimited funds
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:54:51 PM No.213877159
The idiocy in this thread makes me happy society will come crashing down soon. Will sip my morning coffee happily with that thought.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:28:15 PM No.213877692
>>213875820 (OP)
why do raimiaustists get so mad about web-shooters
nothing wrong with organic ones but traditionally he uses web-shooters that pete himself invented
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:02:53 PM No.213878320
>>213875820 (OP)
Huh?
What part of it confuses you?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:04:38 PM No.213878355
>>213877692
Partly, his fathers work originally I'm pretty sure
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:24:42 PM No.213878708
Spiderwomen had organic webs.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:43:23 PM No.213879083
>>213878708
Which characters in Madame Web canonically have organic webs in the comics? Does Moner web?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:56:18 PM No.213880845
>>213876466
>Supposed genius
>Best idea for going around a large city is shooting string at building and performing gymnastics
I’m pretty sure Peter could come up with better ways to navigate New York, like some type of hover glider, so he doesn’t have to web up buildings or endanger himself by swinging like a chimp into a building. Or leaving sticky substances on buildings even if they eventually dissolve.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:58:01 PM No.213880899
>>213875820 (OP)
Is top right from Amazing Spider-man 2?
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:29:58 PM No.213881674
>>213880899
Insomniac game