>best I can do is $17.
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST RIP OFF DRUG AND GAMBLING ADDICTS LOOKING FOR A QUICK BUCK YOU NEED TO PAY THEM FULL VALUE

Hey Chumlee this guy wants to sell us midget porn.

>https://youtu.be/AXYaawcLUp0
Pawn Store jew kino, what a time it was during the 09 recession

>b-but this is Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap. still sealed.

>>213876279 (OP)
>Lets just make it an even $20

>>213876754
>medium grit

>>213876279 (OP)
But this is a first edition Battletoads!

>this expert who I promote by letting him be on my show agrees with me, see the price is fair

>>213876789
>agrees with me
> the price is fair

its a show you moron, its not real. the expert doesnt "agree with Rick", its Rick who is reciting what the expert said while they were planning the episode.

>no, no, Rick, a guy owning a pawn-shop, has encyclopedic knowledge about everything.

>>213876279 (OP)
17 dollars? SEVENTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS? I'LL SHOW YOU SEVENTEEN DOLLARS MOTHERFUCKER.

>>213876843
Next you'll tell me he's not even a real expert, get outta here conspiracy theorist schizo.

>I just can't do it. This collection cost me thousands of dollars. Can you come up from 17 at all?

>>213876843
>doesn’t understand that the people evaluating the piece is in cahoots with the pawn shop

>>213876279 (OP)
Threadly reminder that Corey and Rebecca had an affair

>>213876789
Has anyone ever brought in their own counter expert? That would be some funny shit to see the two experts fight over the value.

I was interning at a state history museum at the time, and it was so fucking hilarious to have these boomers call in about whatever bullshit they had and want a price. Yeah dude, we certainly are up to speed on price checks for boots you think might have been made during the civil war

>>213876279 (OP)
Sweet! I found this in the parking lot next to some used needles and condoms. Actually can you go up to 17.50? I want to get some gum from a gumball machine.

>>213876279 (OP)
It's a pawn shop. Of course they're going to undercut you they're not a charity.

I hate moneylets and gentiles more than you can ever imagine.

>>213876971
That would be awesome, when you’re selling or buying really expensive stuff you often need more than one independent appraiser.
To have only one who’s also very connected to the buyer is crazy.

>I run this pawnshop with me and my son, Greasy Kike.

>>213877025
>taking advantage of people down on their luck
And this is why people hate jews.

>>213876279 (OP)
Can you at least ask your fat fuck drunk son to read a wikipedia article for the camera?

>>213876279 (OP)

>17 lousy dollars for a Strativerius?... Okay.

>Got me seventeen dollars for it.

>>213876279 (OP)
>*30 seconds later*
>I was really looking for $2k but I thought $17 was reasonable so I took it