Was getting caught part of his plan?

what was the dumbest thing he did?
Disenrolling his kids from school just hours after murdering them? maybe the TV interview where's he's really laidback and even smiles a couple times?

>>213876875 (OP)
no, getting ass was part of his plan

>Barrels?

>>213876905
taking the polygraph test instead of walking away

>>213876875 (OP)
Your Honor, my client was clearly intoxicated at the time of these alleged crimes...

>>213876875 (OP)
dumping his kids bodies at his place of work

>>213876915

>>213876905
>hello school? yeah my pesky kids wont be coming back, like ever. 'kay bye!

>>213876875 (OP)
No, his plan was to go back home and clean everything up, stage things and make it look like Shanann took the kids and left him, before anyone noticed.
He didn't expect that Shanann's friends would notice her digital absence and alert authorities so quickly, and that she would miss an appointment early in the morning and raise suspicion etc, before he got back there

>>213876905
Disenrolling the kids is on the more logical side, he didn't want the school alerting anyone when they stopped showing up

>>213876875 (OP)
What the fuck is with /tv/'s obsession with this retard

What did he mean by this?

>>213877083
its meme comedy gold, it writes itself

so what was his masterplan, who reported his kids missing if it wasnt him? his maid?

To this...

His plan was to drop the bodies in an active volcano hoping that an eruption would propell the bodies to the moon. It would have worked too I'd it hadn't been for that neighbor.

>>213877068
But when investigators inevitably find out he did that, it'd be a huge red flag.

>>213876875 (OP)
Men will do anything but hire a good female divorce attorney and it is pretty funny.

>>213877083
real life kino

>>213876905
The dumbest thing he did was not planning the murder while his wife was away. He could have very easily gotten away with it if he just dug a whole out in the Colorado wilderness sometime before his wife got back home and then buried her there. Coulda bought some drugs from some niggers to roofie his wife then strangle her to death without resistance for a clean kill. Load her in the truck, drive out to his hole, bury her, come back and call 911. Just say you and your wife fought when she got back, and she left the house. You got worried so you went out to look for her and couldn’t find her. He would have gotten away with it, the neighbors camera didn’t show anything incriminating. He probably wouldn’t have had to kill the kids either because they probably wouldn’t have woken up to the sound of him violently killing her. And if he did still want to kill the kids he could just say the wife took them with her, although it’d probably be harder to get away with it then.

>leave wive and kids
>give her the house to shut her up
>move in with ass slut
>24/7 ass pounding until your dick drops off
this should have been his plan

>>213876875 (OP)
Yep, he sacrificed his family and himself to be a meme.

>>213876875 (OP)
Bros I miss sticking my thumb in my ex gf's asshole while pounding dat pussy then pulling it out and smelling her ass scent

>>213877261
Some guys still believe it is the 90s and that divorce is biased towards women, can't be helped

>>213877224

We're just not getting married anymore nigga

>>213877261
It's really that simple

>>213877205
Maybe it was all just buying time, and he had some dubious idea that if he could cover things up and avoid scrutiny for a few days then he could escape somewhere and change his name and start over- like the mistress eventually did. He had reasons other than the murders to do that, like the amount of debt he was in

>>213877248
I think he just snapped one day, probably after a repeated night of getting pummeled by nuggies and belittled by his wife
he was too much of a normie NPC to ever preemptively plan such a grisly act

>>213877261
He could have just waited until the wife and kids went places then thrown a bunch of ***** nails into the tire at ***" psi.
The nail or nails will get stuck until they get thrown out after high speeds on a highway especially on turns
Just monkey with the seat belts with a screw driver so they fail as well

Wife goes on the high way, goes for an off ramp at 70 mphs, both sets of tires blow out, car rolls seat belts fail

Everyone dead. This is way more common than you think.

>>213876937
Dude is literally in anal heaven now. When he's not getting anal from someone, someone's getting anal from him.

>>213877280
You know what they say...

>>213876937
Wait is sex between inmates forbidden?

>>213877091
was this ever explained????

>>213876875 (OP)
No, but being a retarded turbo nigger was.

>>213877289
feeling up my dick with my finger up my gf's asshole through the vagina/rectum wall is one of the best pleasure I know in this life

>>213877248
>He would have gotten away with it, the neighbors camera didn’t show anything incriminating.

>wife's car shows up, she comes inside
>Chris's car leaves with a bunch of bulky in the back
>Chris's car comes back
>No wife or kids to be found
>No video evidence of them ever leaving the house
Are you retarded?

>>213877261
>give her the house to shut her up
that's not how it works
you have to give her the house and 90% of your salary for her and the kids, then you end up some broke sad lad and you lose the ass mistress too

>>213877083
you see, they post the thing, and then they post it again, and again, and again. they literally can't get enough of the SAME THING BUT AGAIN

>>213877389
NTA but i think his point is there's not a reason to murder them. which i agree

even a 1% chance of life in prison is really not worth it unless its absolutely necessary.

imo he should have just drained the finances completely, taken out a massive loan (maybe put the house as collateral), sold the car, and then moved to eastern europe or eastern asia, some country where a dollar is 10x and take 100k~ and turn it to a milly. invest in some real-estate or something, live off annuities and butt fuck sluts every day for the rest of his life.

what the fuck are cops going to do? spend the effort extridating some sexpat? his wife and kids will be left beyond fucked and he doesn't need to murder them.

>>213877642
Yeah, I don't get it. This is what every group other than white people do too. Just leave and never come back, it really isn't that hard and it isn't illegal

>>213877261
KEK. It should’ve been, but he was too busy being a retard thinking he could get away with it.

>>213876905
planning murder
he should have just left and never said a word

>>213877674
>le wypipo
holy mindbroken

>>213876875 (OP)
Don't traffic intersections have cameras these days? How hard is it for law enforcement to track down a single vehicle? I'm not even sure why they didn't solve it this way

>>213877261
Giving her the house wasn't really an option, the house wasn't paid off and Shanann was in debt too. Losing Chris's income would have made it a lot harder for her to keep living there

>>213877761
Killing your entire family because you want to cheat is definitely a stereotypical white guy crime, yes. I would be as shocked if another race did it as if I heard about a white gang death or something

>>213876921
Then show me the body!

>>213877328
Stop running circles about the fact, that just added to his culpability.

>>213877820

>killing your family is more a white guy thing

They literally have honor killing normalized in the brown guy world you moron

Guy should have convinced the analgirl to murder his wife.

>>213877883
Killing your daughter because she brought shame on the family? Yes. Killing your wife and children because you want to run off with a whore? Again, other groups just abandon their family. White men for some reason think that killing everyone is necessary/they will get away with it. No other group kills for this reason. They just leave.

>>213877908
lmao this nigger is a literal jeet
I'm sorry about all that man, good luck next life

>>213877472
Bassed daddy... <3 ;x

>>213877497
Only if they lack the common courtesy to give them a reacharound.

>>213877674
>other than white people
BRB gotta go get some cigarettes.

>>213876875 (OP)
“And the award for dumbest turbo nigger to ever exist is…………….… Chris Watts! Congratulations, you murdering turbo nigger! Go to jail for life!!!”

>>213877930
If you hear "Man sentenced to life for brutal murder of wife and children so he could be with his mistress" without further context, what race do you imagine the criminal to be?

>>213877968
He looks like Warwick Davis if Willy Wonka stretched him on the taffy pulling machine.

>>213877968
How can you do so many drugs and still look like this?

>>213878100
A Nigger obviously. How much of a brain broken brown faggot are you?

>>213878100
Black. Common sense.

>>213878190
>>213878207
>Black man
>Staying with family to begin with
You're bad at this

>>213878190
ive never in my life heard of a black accused of something like this. the stable family, the premeditation of the crime, conceiving the steps in the coverup, the ability to envision a future condition superior to his current condition - none of this hashes with 'black culprit'.

213878514
213878100
you should stop replying to this idiot/troll, anons.

>>213878558
Fuck you. I made a good point and >>213878514 sees it.

imagine all that for a woman who looks like your wife but maybe 10% hotter

>>213877248
truck had a gps on it and his phone was pinging cell towers everywhere, he was going to get caught no matter what

>>213878726
It wasn't just the looks, it was the interactions, the excitement and feeling adored during the early stages of a relationship, vs the nagging and controlling wife where life with her had mostly turned into a giant chore to wade through

>>213877091
>>213877507
>Your honor, I know all evidence points to my client slaughtering his entire family
>But as you can see here in Exhibit A, he wrote a letter stating that he definitely wouldn't do that at all
>So yeah, I rest my case and I think we can all go home now

>>213879125
the pic was sent by chris btw

>All Chris had to do was leave his wife, he didn't need to murder her, blah blah blah
You guys are forgetting the very important fact that Shannan was a very stupid narcissistic bitch who talked all the time, wasted tons of money on dumb MLM scams, was addicted to social media, and refused to discipline the kids when they threw chicken nuggets at me. It wasn't about needing to kill her, it was about wanting to kill her.

If you were married to that bitch, you'd do it too.

>>213877507
Yes. Chris and his family are retarded

>>213877261
>Live with wife and kids
>Eventually kids grow up and move out
>Eventually wife grows old and dies
>Now you are free to go live with buttslut.

It's the perfect crime.

>>213876905
Killing someone in the age of surveillance cams and smartphones

>>213879148
How do you write this wall of truth and not include that she force fed him her drugs so he can help her sell it and it made him go crazy

Another thing, why is it dismissed that being ass drunk is not an appropriate excuse?

He's innocent, everything points to the wife doing it.

Nico is the only one innocent in all this

Arf?

>>213879302
Only Muslims and Indians in the UK can get away with being serial killers, the law over there lets brownoids off the hook no matter what. The UK government is completely pozzed.

>>213877497
Well obviously prison isnt going to encourage it

>>213879538
nah we good

>>213877083
see >>213877091
it's just so comically retarded

>>213879614
I've been banned so many times for posting this lol

>>213879825
same

Merry ChristmASS

>>213876875 (OP)
I’m fairly new to browsing /tv/. Let me get this straight just by the context of reading this thread. This is not a movie, nor tv show, but a true crime story about a skinny white family man who was in financial ruin. This man killed his wife and children to have anal sex with some whore? But got caught because he is an incredible retard?

>>213880379
>I’m fairly new to browsing /tv/
Unhoop that paperwork right now homie

>>213879614
i like how fatherly he looks
Id like to think he choked them with this expression too

>>213878100
West Indian desu

I sure do miss those younglings

>>213877472
i hate this faggot so much but can't express it without sounding like a faggot myself because he's a billionaire

>>213878514
His family wasn't stable and his plan wasn't complicated. He killed them in the night, hid the bodies, and tried to avoid cameras. That's it.
You haven't heard of other races doing it because the news didn't tell you and you aren't looking.

>>213880971
if it were a family of niggers the guy would forget what he was doing halfway through and start flinging his poo at the wall and raping

>>213877261
White people can't comprehend the fact that being a deadbeat dad is objectively morally superior to murdering your progeny in cold blood and dumping their bodies in an oil tank. Like this guy probably thinks to himself to this day, "I may have murdered my kids, but at least I'm not some deadbeat loser who abandoned his wife and children."

>>213881297
Blackoids will literally concoct a bullshit reason to glorify themselves for being deadbeat dads kek

I've noticed whites dont have strong family values, maybe that's why its so easy for them to annihilate their whole family

>>213881343
It seems pretty obvious that family annihilation killings are a white phenomenon. Blacks will just ghost their family if they hate them, whites have some insane obsession with being miserable to the point where it will drive them to murder their loved ones instead of just... leave.

>>213880379
It's a movie too

>>213880379
Watch the documentaries
The netflix one shits all over Chris
The tubi one shits all over Chris but also shits on the wife a little bit as well
The tubi one is superior

>>213881397
>>213881398
cope and seethe my nubian friend

>>213881398
Yeah domestic abuse, child abuse and killings never happen in black families

>>213881542
they're just stating facts, family values have dropped somewhat

>>213879614
not my problem

>>213881570
They do but they're never these calculated murder plots, they're usually just crimes of passion and mostly accidental.

>>213877083
It was honestly surreal watch it unfold in real time
>how far is the moon from *location*
It's hard to believe americans are real

>>213881640
I really don't care about the wife or murders in general but this testimony with his kids really gets me upset.

>>213877140
I would still fucking drain my sac into every hole in her body.

>>213876875 (OP)
Imagine murdering your family for some used up D-tier pussy

>>213876875 (OP)
i think he knew he had no chance. people dont usually get away with murder and disposing bodies

>>213877083
Same eq and iq

>>213881016
And the news wouldn't report on it.

>>213881776
More than 50% of murders in America go unsolved every year
https://www.npr.org/2023/04/29/1172899691/more-people-are-getting-away-with-murder-unsolved-killings-reach-a-record-high

>>213877728
They would find him and Shannon would have turned his life into Alimony hell. Allow men to "abort" their financial obligations to women and cases like this never happen. If women get to kill their kids to not be a mom, men should be able to declare themselves financially "abortive"

>>213881650
Chris didn't calculate anything dumbass, and no one cares about your retarded unscientific opinions that whites are especially and insanely violent. Go to reddit.

He never asked for this. Chris was under extreme pressure. Any day his crone of a wife would return, and the horrible gremlin children, "his" supposed children, in tow. They were just waiting to pepper Chris with another round of burning hot chicken wings which they had bought from a special Deli in Arizona, supposedly offering the hottest seasoning this side of the Rockies. Chris knew he had barely made it the last time and hadn't recovered enough of his health to withstand another attack, especially not of this magnitude. His burned flesh hadn't healed yet and the scars within would never. But he refused to go down like that. The taste of Nicole's butthole had given him a new lease on life. So he acted. He acted like a man. He brought the fight to them.

>>213881640
He should be decapitated with a dull knife for this one. Kill the wife idgaf, the girls did nothing to anybody.

>>213877083
Chris is like a real life Patrick Bateman if Bateman was a semi-retarded married man living in a McMansion in Colorado

>>213881966
truly inspiring

>>213877497
Not only is sex not allowed jacking off can get you into trouble in a lot of prisons.

>>213877083
A lot of people on /tv/ are legitimately retarded

>>213877248
Murderers that aren't retards tend to get away with it.

It’s inevitable for a married man to fall into a pit eventually where you hate your bitch wife and screaming ungrateful kids. Regular men imagine killing them all on their commute to work or in the shower as a theraputic exercise. Merely a thought so far from reality it’s almost comical. Chris however had these thoughts and actually did it. Further bolstered by being broke, kind of retarded, and the prospect of ass fucking a whore a couple times.

>>213876905
>what was the dumbest thing he did?
quadruple homicide, filicide.

>>213882081
i'm certified by the government

>>213877042
He had a woman casing his crime scene before he even got back from the oil field.

>>213882134
The ironic thing is, even though "ass drunk" is /tv/'s biggest meme on the guy, he never actually got anal from his mistress. Her text messages and browsing history proved that she was preparing for first time anal literally the night before Chris killed his family. He never got to fuck her ass which is kinda sad but he deserves it.

Rare Watts

>>213882046
so it's just like marriage all over again

>>213882233
so just the prospect of her ass made him kill his pregnant wife and two daughters, what power she has

>>213882279
god imagine being forces to wear that embarrassing ass shirt in public so you wife can make an inuendo post on Facebook

>>213881640
He had already attempted to murder both of his daughters before this. He smothered them in their beds but didn't do it long enough for it to kill them. So he stomped them down a drain.

Chris has been recorded on calls stating that he thinks he deserves to be released from prison.

>>213882378
Source?

>>213882419
Source for which claim?

>>213882281
Kek

This will never not make me laugh

>>213877083
Its not the crime that's funny, its everything he did. Like his Google searches, building a sling shot to send his dead wife and kids to the moon is some looney tunes shit.

>>213882481
Don't forget he googled fucking volcanos in the area too.

>>213877083
It’s comical how he did every single thing wrong. It’s kind of fun to discuss what he should have done instead

>>213882419
>>213882439
I'll pull up a source if you ask for which one. Paging Doctor Faggot.

>>213879331
I forgot about that part. My lawyers were really incompetent and if I ever get out of here I'll kill them too.

>>213882481
Does anyone have the one where he googles the lyrics to a Metallica song like 2 hours after killing his kids

>>213882378
they've forgiven him so who are you to say he can't be released?

>>213882535
“How much does an Audi cost?” while his wife and kids are missing

>>213882587

Damien Echols did far worse things but you don't see Johnny Depp campaigning for Chris like he did for Damien

>>213876875 (OP)
i need to review exhibit A(ss) before i can make a proper determination of his plans

>>213882597
That's a new one to me! Do you have a link?

The problem is simply that he didn't kill enough. If he'd immediately walked across the street and murdered his bitch-ass snitch Limp Bizkit neighbor, he would have gotten away with it.

>>213882597
Yeah, he's batshit

>>213882637
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7534199/Chris-Watts-believes-visited-dead-daughter-prison-cell.html

>>213882046
>Jacking off can get you into trouble in a lot of prisons.
Fucking why??? That sounds like the dumbest shit ever. Put 500 angry dudes in a building and forbid them to jack it. What can go wrong lol? No wonder they constantly rape and kill each other.

Wouldnt be happening with me in charge, believe that. If I were the warden there would be mandatory gooning sessions 3x a day at MINIMUM. Inmates would get access to top of the line POV stuff streamed right into their personal VR headset. There would be pocketpussys and pleasure eggs distributed to every cell. All in the name of public safety ofc. After 5 days in my prison they'd be too tired to form gangs or deal drugs. After a month they wont even find the energy to exercise or walk around. No crime in my prison, no sir.

>>213882645
kek

>>213882645
Yeah, but because of him he got caught. Why was his camera on their driveway BTW?

>>213882645
>chris goes into neighbour durst's house and kills him
>realises the neighbour opposite also has cameras which cover durst's house
>kills that neighbour too
>realises that house is covered by other neighbouring cameras
>first case of full residential street annihilation

>>213882671
Cadle has already published a book of her letters with Watts. I wonder if she's making any of it up.

But Chris is such a fucking gay nigger retard that I am hard pressed to doubt any of it. I hope he gets raped to death by a nigger.

>>213878902
I get that. I shook with nervous excitement the first time I kissed my girlfriend but after 7 years she was just an annoying piece of furniture. Like a houseplant that brought me no joy in fact actively hindered my good moods

>>213882675
Historically, punishment had three tiers
>restitution
>exile
>death
Modern society has this weird thing where you get raped forever for selling weed.

Guys, I think we all need to lay off Chris Watts. He's not someone you want to get on the bad side of. In fact, smartphones are actually really easy to smuggle into prisons, so he could be lurking in this very thread right now. I'd watch your fucking tone when you talk about him.

In fact, I think it's time we all forgave Chris. His stupid bitch wife and annoying kids drove him over the edge. Any man would have reacted like I did. In fact I think we should pull one of our classic 4chan Anonymous pranks and all write letters to try and get Chris released from prison so that he can kill his pain in the ass neighbor for ratting on me.

>>213882755
couldn’t have said it better. long term relationsips are crazy because both parties are constantly changing people. yes you can change together but that’s incredibly difficult in the modern day. you are basically bound to hate eachother within a few years. or at least not love eacother anymore.

>>213881297
In a fucked up retarded way it is more noble if you think about it

>>213882809
kekd