>Ok, ok, I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs. Van Houten, I know this is going to sound kind of dumb, but can I hang out with you while you do mom stuff?

>>213877474 (OP)
Bart officially became a man that day.

>>213877474 (OP)
It was cute when he started asking about her relatives.

I'm Troy McClure and I'll give you what you all came here to see...

>>213877756
t. Hernando

>>213877756
she does seem like the type who at minimum would give Bart a blowjob just to get back at Kirk

>>213877474 (OP)
Milhouse is an asshole and he was particularly a unpleasant piece of shit in this episode

>>213877474 (OP)
so milhouses were jewish? also, in simpsons universe is blue hair supposed to be ginger?

>>213877756
I miss when brown people didn't have Internet access.

>>213878141
They are Dutch.

>>213877763
“Tell me I’m good.”

That actually hit kind of hard as a kid who was abandoned by his mom as a toddler, and had an absolve BPD stepmom, and a father who couldn’t be bothered to intervene.

>>213877474 (OP)
>>213878141
Bad Season 1 character design.

>>213878178

Post the bully NTR pasta

>>213878245
Awwww look he posted da mean thing haha ohhh he's part of the cool kids club now haha so amazing!!!!

>>213878178
>>>/r9k/

>>213878283
Seething.

>>213878217
I like blue hair. It works with the yellow skin tone. Its just a.regular hair color in Simpsonsverse.
Its better than any modern designs, which are all way too detailed and dont fit the style.

Luann takes Bart's virginity and Marge takes Milhouse's? Sounds like a pretty good deal huh?

>>213878245
>>213878284
>”This scene actually resonated with me emotionally for this reason.”
>Edgy boy screeches

I hereby award you members of the 4chan cool kids club. Look for your membership cards in the mail.

>>213878366
Nobody cares if you dad raped when you were a child or whatever, tard.
Go to a therapist if you are so desperate for attention.

>>213878141
>in simpsons universe is blue hair supposed to be ginger?
what about Rod and Tod?

>>213878618
it's inconsistent but most of the time they are brown haired
willie on the other hand

gay far...

>>213877756
Fpbp

>waifu-ing Milhouse's mom
Shiggidy diggity.

>>213879437
thank you I will

>>213877756
that's hot

>>213878178
>>213878366
>pay attention to mee
>noo not like that

S5E11

>>213877474 (OP)
Even when I was Bart's age I imagined being his friend and burying my nose in his asshole up in the tree house. Intoxicating.

>>213880963
normal non faggots would rather fuck his mom

Hated kids who would do this but it wasnt their fault, they had shit tier moms and my mom was based like damn little nigga go fuck with your lazy ass mom lmao

>>213881113
>Hated kids who would do this but it wasnt their fault, they had shit tier moms and my mom was based like damn little nigga go fuck with your lazy ass mom lmao
You mean they would fuck their best friend's mom?

>>213881140
>reading comprehension

Guatemalan...

>>213878178
Why do Americans all think their life is a story?

>>213877756
/thread

>>213882336
Let me guess. You think it's a dream.

>>213882559
he thinks it's a job, a get rich quick scheme.

>>213882336
they havent figured out what greeks did like 3000 years ago. that the world doesnt revolve around them hahahah

>>213878259
uh...

>>213877763
>He used to tune our piano before we got rid of it.
He grew up in Mechanicsburg.

>>213878346
I believe there is terribly-drawn pornography of this exact scenario.
Even as a kid I wondered who was jerking off to that garbage. Turns out it was brown third-worlders.

Slickers