Siberian Edition

Previous: >>213871697

nah they acting like nothing happened

For me its the Red Xenomorphs

>>213877854 (OP)
No one is watching this zoomercore slop.
>*90s grunge song plays at full volume out of nowhere*

>>213877854 (OP)
She will save everyone and destroy Prodigy

Is the yutani cyborg going to get some ladyboys in not-vietnam?

>>213877854 (OP)
damn didn't know they had Predator in this show

>>213877976

>nigga goes on a mission for 65 years and comes back to earth
That must be so wild.
But that made me think: They left Earth in 2055 and already had all this crazy tech, not to mention FTL.
That spaceship is a fucking oldtimer.

>>213877854 (OP)
she doesnt look siberian

>>213877854 (OP)
>In5 anons complain about the hook

>>213877854 (OP)
And what all-new hit TV show would be complete without the one shovel-faced UNGABUNGA character for the uglies to identify with

>>213878009
They're not paying you enough, you'll figure this out in about 10-15 years when you're 40+ still living with roommates

>>213878024
Got one

>>213877931
everyone is watching this kino, get over it

is Pistol good?

>>213877854 (OP)
What's with the soundtrack in this? Its a weird choice for Alien

fuck the hook why didnt her paper cutter melt after she stabbed it lmaooo

>>213878108
It wasn't stab. Clean fast cut

>>213878065
yeah I love the mob rules but it really doesn't fit

>>213877854 (OP)
>sheboon
>Siberian
still waiting for her to get brutally murdered by a xeno

>>213878108
prodigy metal, same as the scalple kirsh uses later

>>213878158
>Close up shot of the blood burning through the roof, running down the blade with no effect then burning through the floor
ok

>>213878108
Polymer probably, it did melt slightly

>>213878224
>>213878205

>>213878224
it was made from nipponese steel folded a thousand times

>>213878196
you know she's gonna survive

>>213878319
I am praying for some subverted expectations

>>213878342
she either survives or sacrifices herself to save the dude

everyone is going to die you fools, EVERYONE

>>213878439
Nah, Wendy will escape the island alone before it gets nuked then they'll show Yutani ordering Ash to join Nostromo crew.

>>213878463
Nostromo is already on mission, they will show Yutani sending him orders to wake the crew early to divert to LV-426, Wendy will transfer Hermit into a snyth who will then go into hiding.

>>213878506
>Nostromo is already on mission
Source? It departs in the same year as the show takes place.

Why did the bring back the rest of the search and rescue team? Aren't they just like random civic employees?

>>213878520
are you sure? well ok I stand corrected then

>>213878463
>Nah, Wendy will escape
Wendy is just a copy, she for sure has like 100 bodies ready to go

>>213878545
Could be debrief and or physical check that they're not contaminated by alienz

>>213878574
no she isn't you need to drop this you are wrong you've always been wrong

>>213878622
That's the first time I've said it?

>>213877854 (OP)
In episode 2 she fucked up the jump to the other side of the building and her colleague caught her and kept her from falling. Not only was she ungrateful during the act
>Don't you dare fucking drop me
But she was barking at the brother character to hurry up his jump immediately after. Why would they write her that way?

>>213878108
Pouring acid on a blade only makes it sharper.

>>213878644
she isn't a program none of the lost boys are its a genuine transfer of consciousness from the body to the machine, deal with it

>>213878661
>Not only was she ungrateful
have you ever seen a black say thank you? like ever?

>>213878674
Yes, she's just been transferred many times

>>213877881
This is fucked up, the xeno is there thinking they're buddies and then in the next scene she cuts his head off. never trust women

>>213878674
it's still a machine, still 0s and 1s, she can be transfered to an usb drive and taken to some other place

>>213878701
no she hasn't
>>213878720
no it isn't

>>213878720
can you do that with normal synths?

>>213878574
I was thinking about this, can they transfer to a new body? Why make a human body and not something weird and specialized.

>>213878736
because the human mind has trouble accumulating already without the added complication of a non human body, fucking hell pay attention

>>213878736
>Why make a human body and not something weird and specialized.
because she was a sick little girl that wanted to have a functioning human body

>>213878583
I wish the science was that hard, insane they just send people into the freshly crashed ship, or just wheel the fucking alien next to a giga trillion ceo just out in the open air literly expelling gasses and vapors lol.

>>213878736
nibs is already losing it because her face isn't her own, and you want to give them some weird machine body?

>>213878736
Well Bishop was made to look like Weyland so I imagine he tried and failed

A lot of Siberians are straight up asian this is just retarded

>>213878809
cowboy science is the corner stone of alien, in more practical terms you have to take risks to stay ahead of the competition, human life is not a priority

>>213878830
Asians aren't black?

>>213878763
Very good point. I forgot about that. There goes my idea of wanting to put an alien in a human body to HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION REEEEEEEEE

>>213878830
I think it's just a name anon, like Shaniqua

>>213878830
>>213878869
>anons too dumb to know what an ironic military nickname is
I bet you believe Wendy's original name is "Marcy Hermit"

>>213878865
Oh fuck, they're going to have Boy Kavalier talk to the Alien through Wendy aren't they

>>213878919
Yeah, Shaniqua is an ironic name, I don't get why you replied

Prodigy >>>>> WY

For me, it's Nibs.

>>213878834
I get that, and had those exact thoughts with how kirsh is handling the experiments. It just sometimes takes me out of it with stuff like the free aired alien that no one has ever seen before.

Maybe an alien lore person can help me but are humans aware of intelligent extraterrestrials? Like government definitely has predator tech left behind? AVP movies had xenonorphs around humans a century in the past, is it cannon that its all the same universe?

>what if we took our alien show and instead of making it about aliens its about a bunch of robots that are just humans (sigh) and also they're children asking silly questions about penises and vaginas like it's a comedy show
I expected less than nothing and they still found a way

>>213878865
FUCK, boy genius might just do it, fuck you anon FUCK YOU

>>213878976
>what if we took our alien show and instead of making it about aliens its about
Did you not watch any other alien movie?

>>213878974
if someone does have knowledge of pred tech it would be a closely held secret, so in short no humans even the big corps by and large don't know if intelligent life exists beyond them.

>>213878976
shut the fuck up faggot

>>213878944
>i was just pretending to be retarded

>>213879014
notice how you had to cut off my actual point (I don't want to watch a badly written comedy about children asking adult questions) to pretend I'm making a different one (pretending I'm too stupid to understand that subtext and metaphor exist)

This is not Aliens actually being about motherhood. It's just bad.

>>213879045
Pretending?

>>213879039
Gay guy alert!

>>213879049
>>213879039

>>213878971
looks like ice spice

>>213879049
>notice how you had to cut off my actual point
Your point after the cutoff was meaningless

>>213879079
this site is for 18+ and over, now fuck off faggot

>>213878439
Hopefully just the fags who watch this gay shit.

>>213879140
your seething is hilarious, prometheus is shit and non canon btw

>>213879140

>>213878703
Blackpilled yet again

>>213877943
>yutani cyborg
Morrow's dick status? Is it cyborg bbc or natural bbc?

The real issue with this show is that the Alien simply isn't slimy enough.

>>213878703
lol

So everyone gets Morrow is Captain Hook right?

>>213879361
It takes a great effects guy to get that shit to look good
They probably just don't have the skill, the sets look alright though

>>213879375
ooooo right! >_<

>>213878001
>That spaceship is a fucking oldtimer.
They could have used the passing of 65 years as a means to explain all the Hi-Fi tech on Earth upon return even though they already had FTL (2.3c) in 2055 but were still using cathode ray 16 colour terminals lmao. Fuck this is so retarded. This is why you don't reanimate properties that were the products of their time: THEY DON'T FUCKING MAKE SENSE. MAKE SOMETHING NEW YOU FUCKING HACKS. 8 BILLION PEOPLE AND NOT ONE OF YOU CAN INVENT SOMETHING SCARIER THAN GIGER'S COOMBRAIN?

>>213879375
Who the fuck is Captain Hook? I don't watch capeshit.

>>213879468
peter pan, you fucking retard

>>213878057
Imagine how many more men would watch this show if she had this haircut and not this anti male gaze bowlcut? Do they hate the male gaze more than they like money?

>>213879375
Makes sense. Is kirsh Smee? Haha

>>213879463
>those dslips
I feel like he wouldve made a great tranny

>>213879375
He's Smee at best

>>213879500
Smee is one of the black kids.

>>213879500
Kirsh is funnily enough tinkerbell

>>213878622
He's even in jewtube comments trying to push his gay theory

>>213879494
>anti male gaze bowlcut
what

>>213879517
no he's hook, boy genius is Pan the lost boys are obvious, Kirsh is tinkerbell, Morrow is Hook

>>213879572
But hook is scared of the Crocodile

>>213879564
since the show started he's desperate to say they killed the kids and made copies idk why, its like the idea this is sci-fi never occurred to him, not surprised he's doing in on yt as well

>>213879564
>>213879603
That was literally the first time I even said that?
WTF is wrong with you guys

>>213879612
there was someone on the set whose job was to pour cum on wendy's head

>>213878520
>It departs in the same year as the show takes place.
The nostromo travelled at warp9 to zeta reticuli 39ly away? 2120 TO 2022? Lmao this canon is so fucking retarded. MUH HARD SCI-FI.

That official art of the dripping facehugger cock made me feel a type of way and I'm a straight man who never got into weird hentai alien shit.

The Peter pan analogy was a mistake

i want david to return and quote his favorite movie

>>213879589
yes and? did you get some idea Morrow wasn't scared of the Xeno? he's fucking terrified of it. Also apart from the very obvious parrells like the arm, and being scared shitless of the "crocodile" he's also trying to get the lost boys to grow up and suborning them to help him, while being scared of tinker bell aka kirsh. I wouldn't be remotely surprised if he captures kirsh at some point and boy genius saves him.

>>213879637
>HARD SCI-FI.
>Alien
Anon wut?

>>213879658
Happy Birthday Donkey, from Weyland industries

This show will 100% be getting a premature cancellation

>>213879645
nah its perfect

>>213879687
The dude literally disables it with ease

>>213879637
Yes? They got there in just three weeks in Aliens. The setting always had FTL, even in Prometheus they traveled who the fuck knows where in just four years.

>>213879687
Everyone here has been saying the reason Morrow survived the xeno encounter in the tower was because he ISN'T afraid, you gotta pick one.

>>213878763
>accumulating
sar do the needful and understand the word is acclimate

>>213879719
>with ease
lol ok, he is shitting his pants when its breaking the cocoon he makes, not to mention the final moments of his ship before it crashes, did we ever watch the same show?

>>213879708
Lmao why even post this. It's not a question and it's not in response to one. It's just shitting into the void. I hope you enjoyed the attention I just gave you.

>>213879736
no I don't he's trying to control his fear and it only works a little bit, we see it when hes near the egg, we see it after the massacure in the lobby, we see it when he's talking to mother and when he's in the crash pod, they make a point of focusing on his sweat because he is terrified and trying to control his fear. What the fuck do you mean?

>>213879750
Dude literally is dead pan and does everything casually, wtf are you even talking about
Clearly we aren't watching the same show

>>213879800
you really are autistic if you can't see how he is nearly breaking down during every alien encounter

>>213878834
>cowboy science is the corner stone of alien
Is it? They adhere to quarantine pretty fucking well until Ash the faggot Android decides to fuck shit up. Kane was retarded, but they still weren't going to let him in. At least some malevolent Android is better motivation than HURR DUR I INVENTED SYNTHETIC BEINGS BUT I'M A FUCKING RETARD WHEN IT COMES TO FOREIGN PATHOGENS

>>213879827
Ash the android working for weyland yutani? the very people I said are into cowboy science? fucking hell why am I talking to complete retards

DAAAYAM IT'S COLD HERE N SHIET!

>>213879822
Then the Xeno shouldve seen him

>>213879640
This one? What did it make you feel? Maybe you're like 99% straight most men are actually

>>213878974
>Maybe an alien lore person can help me but are humans aware of intelligent extraterrestrials?
Anon, you have to understand that making characters do retarded things is a cornerstone of bad writing. It's because they can't imagine clever ways to aid a character to their demise and all they can conjure is unimaginatively imbecilic ways to die. This writer is seemingly lauded as a genius by retarded smoothbrains.

>>213879901
it did see him what do you mean? you might want to get checked out you have a case of the tism

>>213879911
seething retard, go watch prometheus again you fuckwit

>>213879570
Kys

>>213879907
I don't wanna know how many faggots have jerked it to this

>>213879956
Isn't Prometheus infamous for the exact thing he's criticizing

>>213879985
exactly, he's a diehard fan of that shit and he hates this show because it ignores that trash, and yet he posts stupid shit like that, classic prometheus fanatic

>>213879980
How are straight women fags for playing dj hero to facehugger cock

>>213880039
I said I didn't wanna know about the faggots, I do wanna know about the girls

>>213879094
lol no nigger, you'll never be white

SHLLUUURRRPPPP

>>213879852
>Ash the android working for weyland yutani? the very people I said are into cowboy science?
Ripley was a cowboy? Everyone on the nostromo working for The Company other than Ash? You're not clever, faggot, you're just another retard rationalising the slop you've heavily invested in and covet far too dearly

>>213880039
Pretending to be a woman on 4chan is certainly faggot behavior

>>213880112
no they were miners, who were just trying to follow orders, the cowboy science comes in with Ash and of course with Aliens and so on, you idiot

>>213879985
>>213879956
I fucking hate Promtheus you colossal fucking faggot all lower cased zoomie. I will never, ever forgive Lindelof and Ridley.
>>213880013
You're correct anon. Hawley is from the same school of 'science' as Lindelof.

>>213880112
I've heavily invested in a show thats been out for a couple weeks? your mind is truly a strange and disturbing place

>>213880124
Trans women are women

>>213880172
lol fucking moron, go seethe about something else you idiot

everyone that doesn't like this show is a tranny by the way

>>213880154
>the cowboy science comes in with Ash
So now the science officer is now the 'cowboy' science retard? And the miners are the clever ones strictly adhering to quarantine protocols? You're not making any sense all lower cased dumbshit zoomie. Promtheus sucked donkey dick and I hate you.

>>213880211
Thank you for screenshotting my post zoomie retard anon. I'm glad more will be alerted to your retardation.

>>213879140
>I hate something
>I’ll go into every thread and post all day, every day

Get some mental help

>>213879375
so fucking lame

>>213880286
when they were handing out logical thought and critical thinking you just kinda skipped the line eh?

>>213880381
I get writing in lower case to impress the whore zoomie roasties you simp for but why do it in a place of 100% men? Or do you have an extra X chromosome? Or are you a troon? That's why you're projecting when you call everyone you disagree with a tranny? Lmao. BTW Promtheus fucking sucks. How dumb do you feel getting that assumption wrong? Imagine how much else you're wrong about. You should really kill yourself at your earliest convenience.

>cyborg has insane tech
>65 years before alien and aliens
>the nostromo just has a shitty synth
>the colonial marines also have a barely upgraded shitty synth nearly a century later

Why didn't WY give the synths the fucking welding arm+ machete combo? Seems like an easy upgrade.

>>213880517
lower case is really freaking you out isn't it? maybe head on back, you stupid faggot

It has a vagina that has a penis that has a butthole. The perfect orgasm.

>>213880660
I admire it's purity

>>213880598
Bishop could have just jumped up to the sulaco in orbit with his synth strength who the fuck needs a drop ship. Making synths into superheroes was such a fucking retarded idea, almost as retarded as this >>213880624 retard. Bravo Hawley.

>>213879687
Tinkerbell helps hook kidnap pan originally. Kirsh turns on boy to help marrow?

The reflection...

>>213880959
yes

>>213880277
It's the other way around.

>>213880959
now your getting it

>>213879640
>>213879907
>>213879980
Weiland Yutani's whole plan makes sense again if they don't want supersoldiers, they want to create facehuggers that don't kill their victims

They'd make trillions of dollars

>>213878674
>deal with it
No. They've done nothing to demonstrate how it isn't just a copy.

>>213877854 (OP)
Why do they bring those randos who happened to be close to the crashsite to the island?

>>213879794
Did I not get a response, zoomie? Sorry that your teen drama is getting canceled.

>>213881139
but its the opposite they've done a lot to show that it is far more then a simple copy and its only ep 3

>>213879637
>MUH HARD SCI-FI.
Alien was always pretty far from hard sci-fi.

niggers in space should be bleached

>>213881251
how about you shut the fuck up

>>213881176
>far more then a simple copy
The extra brain power? How does that make the memories and personality not a copy?

>>213881332
everything about them

I get they want Kavalier to seem quirky and all but does the focus on his feet really add that much to the character?

>>213878971
For me, it's Nibs.

Which corpo zone has the best sexbots? I would give by total devotion so long as I get a nice nut after work.

>>213879612
When deez nuts

>>213881554
nice

>>213878944
No it's like how there are characters in Call of Duty who go by "Soap" and "Ghost" those aren't their actual names it's just cool to have military characters with nicknames like "Jester" or "Joker" or "Doberman" or "Goose" or "Goblin" "Hunchback" or "Teenis"

>>213877854 (OP)
>God damn it Dutch, how many errands do you have us running for the DA?!?!?

I really want to see the inevitable flashbacks about what happened on the Maginot before the crash.
They seemed to build that chinese fucker up as some kind of weirdo. I bet he's not dead.

Or not really dead, but changed.

>>213877164

D:

>>213881858
He had an encounter with the xeno so probably dead.

>>213877854 (OP)
Nice edition, OP!

>>213881969
Impossibru

I like Kirsch and I kind of like Curly (she's definitely the cutest) but I hope everybody else especially Goy Cavalier gets killed

>>213881858
The ultimate plot twist is that he's a Weyland spy and he crashed the Maginot with no survivors in vain

>>213877915
>The Red Xenomorphs, nicknamed the Democrats[1] and Changelings[2], were a faction of rebel Xenomorphs. They were genetic variant, possibly "red" eggs, that managed to escape their native hive after the death of its Queen instead of being destroyed. Producing a Queen Mother of their own, they established themselves far away, and began to propogate, sensing an eventual war with the original strain.

>democrats
>commie colors

Based Alien authors sneaking in redpills

>>213882121
that shit real or you made it up?

>>213882121
Cringe.

>>213877915
Hive wars is such a neat concept. My favorite is the K series xenomorphs from AvP Extinction.

>>213882244
It's all real. The books get to some crazy shit - mutant psychic humans, scientists controlling xenomorphs (on a leash in one case), etc. The idea of a xenomorph civil war is pretty neat though.

>>213882337
I can save that qt

>gays and blacks in space
why would anyone watch this? kek

>>213882337
When you make the mistake and listen to one youtube video explaining the Alien Universe, you'll eventually find out there's a friendly talking xenomorph, human scientists living among them in their hives, some sort of acid resistant ultra reptile which primary hunts and eats xenomorphs...

No tv show will ever be as ridiculous as these comics.

>>213882418
>in space
it literally has "Earth" is the title

>>213882482
I don't like the comics, but I've read the books. They are hilarious at times.

>>213882482
>friendly talking xenomorph, human scientists living among them in their hive
That's from the same comic and the talking xenomorph is a robot they used to infiltrate the hive to study it and test what pheromones make the aliens ignore you

>>213882482
>friendly talking xenomorph
Jeri is a synthetic.

>>213877854 (OP)
Trash and cringe

>>213881977
she should be called sub saharan though

>>213882648
Don't waste your time explaining geography to retards.

Hawley and Russo better get to covering more songs than "Strange Brew" so the soundtrack's Volume 2 release can be called "The Bonus Situation" and include covers of all the end credits songs too.
>now guessing for Jane's Addiction, Pearl Jam and QOTSA even though I was wrong about Tool and Metallica (right albums though - I had "AEnema" and "Enter Sandman" on my bingo card):
"Mountain Song" or "Idiots Rule"
"Why Go" or "Do The Evolution"
"If I Had A Tail" or "The Lost Art of Keeping Secrets"

>>213878506
Nostromo hasn't left Earth yet you fucking mong.
It's an eight month trip to the ore site, and an eight month trip back.
Nostromo was only gone from Earth a year when the crew wakes up during Alien for the distress beacon.

>>213877854 (OP)
I think actors should stop taking acting classes. It takes all their substance away. Especially these TV actors.

>>213878974
DisneyFoxHulu probably wants Predators, but Noah Hawley doesn't seem like he'd go that way. That'd be like if Wolverine showed up on Legion.

>>213877854 (OP)
>>213881977
Would you have preferred this?

>>213877854 (OP)
Laurence Fishburne?

>>213878974
>>213882993
I'm not saying this show will do it but it's fucking insane to me that they're making a whole ass Predator movie about Wayland Yutani androids

>>213877854 (OP)
>>213882337
My problem with the whole perfect organism and bio weapon angle is that Aliens already portrayed the xenos as just bugs, despite the other movies portraying them as unkillable

So wtf happens in covenant? That was like 20 years before the show.

And the road becomes my bride
I have stripped of all but pride
So in her I do confide
And she keeps me satisfied

>>213879637
Nostromo departed in 2120, and Ash was a last minute changeout of the old science officer.
For all we know, Alien Earth is taking place in March 2120 and Nostromo leaves in October 2120.
Amanda was born in 2112.
For Ellen to have arrived home before her 11th birthday, Ellen would have had to gotten back before 2123.
Which fits with the whole "halfway back in late 2022" Alien incident on the Nostromo.

>>213883115
Does everything have to be about robots now, I get chatGPT makes retards think we're seconds away from living in some sci fi fantasy land but come on.

>>213878661
>Why would they write her that way?
the writing reflects reality

Wendy is going to be primequeen

>>213878520
>>213879637
>>213883168
They didn't pick the year out of a hat
There's no way the show doesn't end without some memberberry stinger about the Nostromo

>>213883205
When did the xeno design go from

>oh God it's going to rape me somebody help me
To
>oh no haha it's going to rape me haha this is awful

Would Giger be proud or horrified that everyone now is as fucked up as he was

>>213881050
damn those like some nice tits

>>213881858
a little birdie told me either episode 6 or 7 is mostly about the maginot

>>213883288
It's gonna be episode 5, why else title it "In space, no one can hear you"

>>213883205
but why? why does only she hear the aliens and none of the other kids?

sooo are they creating a lung xenomorph?

>>213883243
In Alien Resurrection when the xeno carries the Ripley-8 to safety and after a minute she just gives into it and looks comfier than any human has ever been

>>213882482
For me, its Norbert, Mac and Ari the Ant

>>213883174
Alien: famous for never having robots in it.

>>213883389
Did you miss the part about Predator

>>213883389
Alien didn't have Important Things To Say About Robots until fucking Prometheus

>>213882534
>he thinks the opening scene was on earth

>>213880277
this show is giga tranny coded retard
lost boys are literally what trannies are

>>213883395
Alien vs Predator: famous for never having the same actors who played robots in the regular Alien movies in it. (obviously it's going to be the sequel hook in Badlands, and W-Y being in a Predator movie makes it already AvP even without the Ayylmaos)

>>213883207
That's what I am saying.
Kavalier and Prodigy are gone by the time the Nostromo leaves.
Weyland Yutani has the info on the different alien species collected.
The Nostromo was the only ship going near LV426 that could receive a slight route change to force them to encounter the alien ship's signal.
So WY traded out the original science officer for Ash at the last minute with his instructions to ensure the crew complied with investigation.
For all we know, this exact scenario happened with all of the other species the Maginot collected.
WY had to have gotten Morrow's data before the Nostromo left.
It's the only answer. If the other science officer was an android, it would have been an easy download into the android and no one would have ever mentioned that Ash was new.
So we know that Morrow succeeds in getting his data to WY.

Reminder that lambert was the first trans woman in a movie this show was always woke

>>213883411
>can you trust this nigga
>is this nigga a robot or is he the guy they made the robot look like?
and
>what if robots made lesbian robots
aren't Important Things To Say

>>213883315
because she is the first, the first of the fallen angels
inb4 her father/mother survived alien egg and her synth body inherited it

>>213883338
I suspect it will look different than the normal one.
Maybe it can spew clouds of acid instead of spitting a stream?

>>213877854 (OP)
Are the facehugger's rape??

>>213883461
fake image

I can't even get through the first episode. Have tried 3 times.

>>213883498
anything Giger inspired is rapey and benis related

>>213883506
Just stop trying, you don't get anything if you manage it.

>>213883521
my boomer dad keeps telling me episode 2 was better

>>213881110
POV: you mentioned you liked the color pink once to your progressive hippy parents

>>213883498
Can't rape the willing

>>213883461
Certainly explains why Lambert's bio said that she was a neurotic shut in with less than average job performance, behavioral and disciplinary issues, and was on five different kinds of drugs and freaked the fuck out if she was around more than half a dozen people.
Sounds like a tranny to me.

>>213883498
Its not rape if at least one participant cums

>>213878108
She used her special prodigy android body to coat the blade with an acid-proof shield

>>213883653
kek

>>213883630
C-can it deposit eggs? >~<

Is the actress who plays Wendy a hapa?

>>213883630
it's already shaped like a dick AND THEY STILL MANAGE TO FUCK IT UP.
HELL, they could have made these >>213879907

Honestly just the dumbest shit.

>>213883766
that logo was awesome

>>213879822
He was absolutely deadpan during the first xeno encounter, like unnaturally calm despite the xeno being seconds away from breaking in, but when the rescue team is arresting him and the xeno breaks out he's clearly shitting his pants and only barely holding it together

>>213882266
Wish that game were for pc and had multiplayer, would still play today

>>213879907
>Alien is known for sexual imagery
>Uhhh give the facehugger a horsecock

This isn't even top 100 dumbest things to complain about but why do they specifically say the Lost Boys aren't allowed to have weapons, then Wendy improvises that big ass knife and open carries it for the rest of the show and nobody from the company tells her to hand it over or even really comments on it

>>213883907
It's just a paper cutter blade, sure it's enough to behead a xenomorph but they had no way of knowing that. Boy Kavalier probably thought it was cute.

>>213883907
>rest of the show
she just picked it up from somewhere and had it for like 10 minutes

>>213879645
I could've tolerated it more if it had even an ounce of subtlety but they explicitly spell it out for any of the toddlers that somehow didn't get it in the last episode

>>213878674
You're speaking as if it's known that her consciousness has been transferred. The show has made no effort to solidify that. In fact they keep hinting these children are dead and are simply copied to another body. Hence the flower during the "transfer" the fact that this is a megacorp who wouldn't give two shits about some terminally ill children unless it fit their needs and the fact the cyborg also hinted at it. Keep up, man.

>>213883907
>takes paper cutter katana with her
>doesn't even use it
this show has serious writing problems

>>213883907
>why do they specifically say the Lost Boys aren't allowed to have weapons
When?

>>213884089
>doesn't use it
And the biggest problem is you not watching it but discussing it like you do.

>>213877854 (OP)
THE AUSTRLIANS AWAKE TO MAKE HIS FAKE THREADS AGAIN LINKING THE LAST ONE LIKE IT MAKES IT LESS MALICOUS

HE DOES THIS ALL DAY EVERDAY

4CHAN OR DISNEY IS PAYING HIM TO ASTROTURF

>>213884132
>"And the biggest problem is you not watching it but discussing it like you do."

>>213884138
>australia

wat

>>213884120
They didn't. Kavalier and Kirsch just refused to give them guns for the mission.
If Smee had picked up a big metal bar to use, no one would have cared. They just didn't want to put guns in the hands of near unstoppable robot bodies with the minds of children.
Smart thing too.

Can someone explain why so much of modern dialogue writing sounds like teenagers who've never actually interacted with real people in the real world wrote it? Is this an actual documented phenomenon or am I just going crazy? Every time I watch a modern TV show/movie the dialogue always sounds like the actors are woodenly reciting text messages, instead of actual conversation.

>>213877931
It's kind of nice

>>213884154
Go back to sharty, fag.

>>213884120
When Morrow confronts the two dumbasses on the crashed ship

>>213879494
shes consplaying a kid no? hair will grow overtime so is her inner self.

>>213883152
GIVES ME

ALL I NEED

>>213884173
are you new to TV? this austrlian makes fake threads all day everyday and will spam samefag if they start to die. He's done this since 2024

someone pays him to astroturf.. or god I hope not.. this fuck does it for free

>>213884187
Because the writers are Californian liberals who have lived sheltered lives 'like teenagers who've never actually interacted with real people in the real world".

The last show with good dialogue is unironically Justified with our very own Kirsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE8I2vLE_0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7p6yTWIHqg

>>213884173

>>213884187
Just a wild guess but probably has something to do with you being obsessed with teenagers and not leaving your mom's basement for years

>>213883688
Is that prodigy?

>>213884208
He said guns, not weapons.

>>213884242
>based take
I guess I'm unfiltering the tripfag

>>213884252
Strange response to what I thought was an innocent question.

>>213884285
top lel, I'll take it

>>213883152
Worst song so far.

>>213884242
Git 'ir dun

>>213883152
what a deformed bitch

>>213884187
Experience is reflected in writing and modern people are less "lived" so to say than earlier ones
Writing has also been undervalued as a skill, specially so now in the age of LLM chatbots

>>213883168
Lmao at this faggot trying to retcon any of this nonsense FTL travel making any sense. Relativity you retarded fucking faggot. FTL is literal time travel and breaking of causality. There's no need for cryostasis if you're jetting around the galaxy at multiples of c. It just becomes star trek.
I hate you fucking faggot retards trying to justify abysmal writing and world-building.

>>213884242
>I've been accused of being a lot of things, inarticulate ain't one of them

holy based

>>213884533
there is no relativity in warp FTL

>>213883478
What did Allen 3 have to say about robots you dumb faggot? What was so deeply philosophical about Ash following the orders of his creators and programmers? Wow. So deep.

>>213884597
Since when does the Alien universe utilise warp? Never seen a ship jump to warp.

So Wendy’s telepathy is something to do with David right? Isn’t he still around and been on a planet with human embryos for little over a decade by now?

>>213884658
He was on a new colony world

>>213884653
what do you think their FTL is? we clearly see Prometheus traveling at FTL in real space

>>213883461
Reminder this was added by some soifaggot to the extras of a DVD or bluray release and is not in any cut of Aliens.

>>213877854 (OP)

>>213884259
It's Romulus you stupid fuck. Can't you tell by the red hue?

>>213877931
I don’t think zoomers care about alien. This is boomer/gen x, maybe millenial stuff.

>>213884726
jesus fucking christ this is the most disgusting thing I've seen that's Alien related

DON'T SPLIT THE THREAD

>>213884726
>the chestburster is trying to leave her navel

Trillionaire kid

>>213884219
>shes consplaying a kid no?
No. This shatress has had this disgusting haircut for years. It's nothing to do with the show.

>>213884819
>Still barefoot

That thing makes absolutely no sense and it pisses me off, who designed the other aliens? Children? God I miss Giger.

>>213884819
>Olyphant MOGGS

As expected

>le quirky genius trillionaire is barefoot irl as well

plz stop

How come the Alien doesn't get a fancy photo on the carpet bros? He's the star of the show

>>213884726
would

>>213884874
you lie

>>213884819
what's going on here?

>>213884887
nope, nice fit and strong body

>>213884726
I agree, Americans are disgusting

>>213884653
the Engineer ship David and Shaw were on shows up just like a Star Trek ship coming out of warp in the flashback in Covenant.

Critical Drinker is starting in about 10 minutes, shitting on Alien Erf live

>>213884678
And he sent all his research on the xenomorphs to W.Yutani, they definitely know they exist. So if a synthetic human like Wendy can sense them in anyway is it due to yutani modeling within prodigy?

Boy cavalier is proven to have no issue stealing secrets from other corps, what if his break through in synth technology is from stolen yutani data. Maybe the stolen yutani information was from a special type of synth purposefully being developed with help from David’s research, perhaps to be sent out to the planet he is on to aid him.

It’s just to much of a giant plot to forget about David and too specific that Wendy has some sort of connection to xenos

>>213884951
critical BITCH more like

>>213884951
Who cares, we already did that.

>>213884709
They filmed the scene in which all the bios were visible in the background, this specific portion just wasn't seen until it was included in the extras. It still existed and was approved by Cameron

NEW THREAD WHEN

DON'T FUCKING SPLIT HOLY SHIT

>>213883506
Just skip to the third episode and see if you can get through that, if not it's over

Imma call it quits on the 3rd one.
3 hours of straight up nothing.

>>213884703
Promtheus isn't canon. You can't develop FTL warp in 2030, then send the Marigot to lv426 in 2055 and travel at a maximum of 2.3c. Cryosleep becomes meaningless. World-building needs to adhere to rules. You can't just mix in star trek for the fun of it because Lindelof is a hack.
Anyway, it's all fucking pointless because FTL is time travel and you can't break the speed of causality.

>>213885065
>Promtheus isn't canon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>213883539
The only thing "good" about episode 2 is the xeno attacks, but they're retarded and you don't even see the xeno doing it 90% of the time. 100% filler besides some action. It's the worst episode imo, should've been combined with episode 1

>>213884971
I got the feeling they weren't going to relate to any of the other source stuff especially not cov or promethius

>>213884991
Prove it faggot.

>>213884767
>I don’t think zoomers care about alien
Unfortunately they do. You can spot the all lower case faggots a mile away. They think they're rebelling against their millennial elders by doing it. Just like them wearing baggy clothes.

>>213884819
Where's the curry nigger? Was he too busy shitting somewhere?

>>213884924
>Covenant
Also not canon lmao. Ridley's two senile musings are not canon, sweaty.

>>213884819
who is the omar coming yo lookig mofo second from the right?

>>213883243
He'd be proud

>>213885216
not your decision to make hon, they are both very much canon

>>213885253
>they are both very much canon
Not to Hawley lmao cope and seethe. No black jizz in this show.

>>213885094

>>213885273
black jizz is inside the xenos, Howley can suck it if it comes to canon. Alien Erf not canon seems more likely than Ridley's movies

>>213885169
Banned for stinking up the place

>>213885273
cry harder.

>>213885278
Are you fucking retarded? This has been discussed ad nauseam for years. Your image is a retcon created by a tranny like yourself in the 00s and thrown in the extras. It is not from the film.

>>213884533
I'm not retconning anything you enormous faggot.
I pointed out that the Nostromo left Earth in 2120, and for some reason their science officer was changed last minute.
Alien Earth happens in 2120.
There are twelve whole months in the year 2120.
We also know that Amanda Ripley cannot turn eleven until 2123 because she was born in 2112.
We also know that the trip the Nostromo was taking was eight months one way.
We also know that the Nostromo was halfway back to Earth when everyone was pulled out of hypersleep to investigate the crashed Engineer ship with the Alien eggs on it.
We also know that it was 2122 when the Nostromo was destroyed.
This is simple math.
The Nostromo left Earth in late 2120.

>>213885216
shut up Aussie let the sake thread die the creator of the franchise is cannon hawk is a hack and you aren't paid enough to make these fake threads

>>213885358
just be mad you're wrong

youve gotten lore wrong and I'm not going to bother point out how this is wrong because I did it last time and you just stopped rpelying

you really are the biggest idiot in the room

you fucking fake shill hack

same fag more and kill yourself

MAKE A NEW THREAD ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK

The jump scare attempts are pretty dumb, and they try it multiple times for no apparent reason. The goofy adults as retarded kids kinda suck out all the tension in the scenes too.
Are they really using AI to write these or are they really this shit?

>>213885523
were there any jump scares? wtf?

inb4 split

NEW

>>213885569

>>213885569

>>213885569

>>213885278
>available as bonus feature on Alien Anthology Blu-ray box set
Kill yourself. It was never recorded on a negative.

>>213885545
they do the
>loud music blaring and it turns out to be just a friend
thing multiple times. It's not even timed correctly in the edit, so you see who it is in the back as the jumpscare music happens.

>>213885343
It wasn't created in the 00s, it was a deleted scene filmed at the same time as the rest of the movie and left on the cutting room floor

>>213885939
Yes it was. It was created by the faggots working on the Alien Anthology Blu-ray box set. The bios contradict what was previously released with the DVD set. They even incorrectly claim Ripley is 5'7" lmao. No one was creating troons in 1986 it was all about cross-dressing. Cope and seethe plebbitor