I liked "Independence Day". Bill Pullman playing the president is like, "We will not submit to the alien invaders and their gay demands. We like pussy. We like making babies. We are Americans and this is our independence day." Powerful speech.

And then there's "Broken Arrow", where John Travolta hijacks a B-2 stealth bomber to sell its nuclear payload to the gay underground disco in Europe. And Christian Slater is like, "You will never get your hands on this nuclear bomb, you dancing bald queer." But Travolta has an ace up his sleeve: he's been exposed to so much AIDS in Hollywood that the alpha radiation and fission fragments can't corrupt his DNA.
>Oh my god!