"Oooh what's that phallic object you've got in your bag there, Hermione? Does it work off ekeltricity?"
"Oh, name four (fünf) more things that run of ekeltricity. I just so love power cords and plugs."

Tell me Hermione, what exactly is the function of a rubber cock?

low-income activities

>>213878267
Pay attention to how none of those threads repeat. Yeah, they're all organic. The only thing that's got you so buttblasted is the word "fünf". I'd like to know why.

>>213878181 (OP)
its a soup blender

...I'll get me coat

I love Arthur Weasley, he's such a fun character
I hate Molly Weasley, such a cardboard character
I love Ginny Weasley, such a pussycat little cunt with her fire colored little bush mhm
I love the twins, those are ok
I love Percy, he has a good arc and it's a good contrast to the family
I hate Bill, everything in the book is telling me "he's so cool" and constantly pushing him as if I really really have to care before he dies

>>213878181 (OP)

I imagined him saying it in the voice he uses in the Suits You Sir scene with Johnny Depp.

>>213881569
What's your opinion on Charlie, anon?

Also Bill didn't die

>J. K. Rowling was asked if Charlie was gay, to which she jokingly responded that he is not, just, "He's more interested in dragons than women."

>>213881821
Charlie is the biggest bro, and also has the biggest balls, by his own actions of helping no questions asked on book 1 I think he's super cool
As opposed to Bill, that the book constantly is trying to tell me he's cool. And it may as well be dead if he's a werewolf

>>213881569
Fuck off, Molly is GOAT.

>>213881851
YOU JUST KNOW (haha)

>>213881994
>my whole personality is hugging Harry potter, and sending Harry potter home-made pastries, and worrying about Harry potter, and that fucking Granger better not break Harry potter's heart

>>213881994
She drove her family into poverty because she wanted a daughter.

>>213882527
A busty Emma would really be kino.

>>213883629
Would be too OP.
They had to nerf her

>>213883680
>Pansy Parkinson's actress was so smug and beautiful that they had to recast her
Talk about a nerf

>>213880860
today i are mostly be not getting references to the fast show

>>213883955
holy esl

>"Oooh what's that phallic object you've got in your bag there, Hermione? Does it work off ekeltricity?"
>"Oh, name four (fünf) more things that run of ekeltricity. I just so love power cords and plugs."

>>213880105

>>213878181 (OP)
>You aint seen me, right??

How big is Emma's favourite dildo, hypothetically speaking?

>The muggle... is behind me, isn't it

>>213884895
The exact size and shape of Harvs cock

>>213884895
dragon dildo devil hell, 755g, clit stabber variant