Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:19:05 PM No.213878591
What would WEAPONS (2025) have been like if jordan peele wrote it?
Replies:
Thread 213878591 - /tv/ [Archived: 162 hours ago]
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:20:41 PM No.213878621
The same except the lady wouldn't have been a witch, just a white woman.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:20:45 PM No.213878624
>>213878591 (OP)
Even shittier
Even shittier
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:20:57 PM No.213879944
>>213878591 (OP)
There would've been a giant chicken wing floating over a house.
There would've been a giant chicken wing floating over a house.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:23:00 PM No.213879992
>>213878591 (OP)
Extremely gay and moralizing
Extremely gay and moralizing
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:33:00 PM No.213880210
>>213878591 (OP)
>19 inner city school children go missing except one little black boy. Is the perky young black ms.teacher(played by Lupita Nyong'o) to blame? Perhaps. The parents including Archer(played by Keith David) want answers. Could it be that the evil new old white lady in town is to blame? Find out in theaters now!
>19 inner city school children go missing except one little black boy. Is the perky young black ms.teacher(played by Lupita Nyong'o) to blame? Perhaps. The parents including Archer(played by Keith David) want answers. Could it be that the evil new old white lady in town is to blame? Find out in theaters now!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:34:57 PM No.213880261
>>213878591 (OP)
it would have been an inner city high school and been 90% black, the teacher would have still been a white blonde, Josh Brolin's character would have been played by Mike Colter, and the witch would have stayed a white woman
it would have been an inner city high school and been 90% black, the teacher would have still been a white blonde, Josh Brolin's character would have been played by Mike Colter, and the witch would have stayed a white woman
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:35:56 PM No.213880285
>>213878591 (OP)
Something about white people being weird and unable to handle black excellence
Something about white people being weird and unable to handle black excellence
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:36:13 PM No.213880294
>>213878591 (OP)
Torrent when?
Torrent when?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:25:46 PM No.213881564
>>213878591 (OP)
>Jordan Peele's "White O'Clock"
>In a historically-black neighborhood in Harlem, all of Ms. Cleopatra Kwanzaa's students go missing at the same time: 4:19 PM. One of the parents, Nobel Prize-winning Afrocentrist philanthropist Jamal Washington III, realizes that 4:19 PM is none other than 1619 in military time. Now it's up to Cleopatra, Jamal, and heroic rabbi Shmuley Rabinowitz to defeat a malevolent entity, Jimmy Crow, who plans to gentrify their neighborhood by replacing their children with murderous White hipsters.
>Jordan Peele's "White O'Clock"
>In a historically-black neighborhood in Harlem, all of Ms. Cleopatra Kwanzaa's students go missing at the same time: 4:19 PM. One of the parents, Nobel Prize-winning Afrocentrist philanthropist Jamal Washington III, realizes that 4:19 PM is none other than 1619 in military time. Now it's up to Cleopatra, Jamal, and heroic rabbi Shmuley Rabinowitz to defeat a malevolent entity, Jimmy Crow, who plans to gentrify their neighborhood by replacing their children with murderous White hipsters.